A solution to a recent problem

[Xaonon]

#!/usr/bin/perl

use TheInternet;

foreach $luser ( @INTERNET )
{
if( $luser->is_an_idiot and $luser->has_SoBig )
{
$evidence = murder $luser;
hide $evidence;
}
}

print "Internet now safe!\n";
exit;


Note that this will eliminate all offenders, since is_an_idiot is a logical
prerequisite for has_SoBig.

 

[Tassilo v. Parseval]

Also sprach Xaonon:

#!/usr/bin/perl

use TheInternet;

foreach $luser ( @INTERNET )
{
if( $luser->is_an_idiot and $luser->has_SoBig )
{
$evidence = murder $luser;
hide $evidence;
}

If you commit the murder in void context, you leave no marks and hence
no evidence either:

{
murder $luser;
}

In case of planned capital crimes, it's always wise to use lexical
variables that are limited to the smallest possible scope. That way,
evidence cleans up itself.

But nonetheless attention should be payed to modern investigation
techniques such as caller() or some pad-walker. These can really spoil
the fun of a well-planned murder.



Tassilo