A solution to a recent problem

Discussion in 'Perl Misc' started by Xaonon, Aug 21, 2003.

  1. Xaonon

    Xaonon Guest

    #!/usr/bin/perl

    use TheInternet;

    foreach $luser ( @INTERNET )
    {
    if( $luser->is_an_idiot and $luser->has_SoBig )
    {
    $evidence = murder $luser;
    hide $evidence;
    }
    }

    print "Internet now safe!\n";
    exit;


    Note that this will eliminate all offenders, since is_an_idiot is a logical
    prerequisite for has_SoBig.

    --
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    Xaonon, Aug 21, 2003
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  2. Also sprach Xaonon:

    > #!/usr/bin/perl
    >
    > use TheInternet;
    >
    > foreach $luser ( @INTERNET )
    > {
    > if( $luser->is_an_idiot and $luser->has_SoBig )
    > {
    > $evidence = murder $luser;
    > hide $evidence;
    > }


    If you commit the murder in void context, you leave no marks and hence
    no evidence either:

    {
    murder $luser;
    }

    In case of planned capital crimes, it's always wise to use lexical
    variables that are limited to the smallest possible scope. That way,
    evidence cleans up itself.

    But nonetheless attention should be payed to modern investigation
    techniques such as caller() or some pad-walker. These can really spoil
    the fun of a well-planned murder.

    :)

    Tassilo
    --
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    pam{rekcahbus})(rekcah{lrePbus})(lreP{rehtonabus})!JAPH!qq(rehtona{tsuJbus#;
    $_=reverse,s+(?<=sub).+q#q!'"qq.\t$&."'!#+sexisexiixesixeseg;y~\n~~dddd;eval
    Tassilo v. Parseval, Aug 21, 2003
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