Actuall text from our site..

[Travis Newbury]

This is some actual text we use on our website. Since adding this to
the site (last week), information requests have jumped almost 15%.

"Anyone can buy a video camera, and you can train a monkey to point it
at something. But if you try to get a monkey to use Adobe Premier
he'll become agitated and begin flinging his feces. At [My company
name], this almost never happens...

That is one of 4 paragraphs on our home page. Interesting how humor
can draw interest. 15% more interest.

 

[Andy Dingley]

"Anyone can buy a video camera, and you can train a monkey to point it
at something. But if you try to get a monkey to use Adobe Premier
he'll become agitated and begin flinging his feces. At [My company
name], this almost never happens...

It's hardly monkeybagel.com though...

 

[richard]

This is some actual text we use on our website. Since adding this to
the site (last week), information requests have jumped almost 15%.

"Anyone can buy a video camera, and you can train a monkey to point it
at something. But if you try to get a monkey to use Adobe Premier
he'll become agitated and begin flinging his feces. At [My company
name], this almost never happens...

That is one of 4 paragraphs on our home page. Interesting how humor
can draw interest. 15% more interest.

My brother once wrote a little diddy and posted it on a website somewhere.
He soon got inquiries from a newspaper and they wanted to print it.
Several other papers followed suit.
And I even found the item on several websites.

I also found the magic words to obtaining hits.
"This site contains no child pornography".

put that anywhere on a page and you'll get instant hits.

 

[jojo]

This is some actual text we use on our website. Since adding this to
the site (last week), information requests have jumped almost 15%.

"Anyone can buy a video camera, and you can train a monkey to point it
at something. But if you try to get a monkey to use Adobe Premier
he'll become agitated and begin flinging his feces. At [My company
name], this almost never happens...

That is one of 4 paragraphs on our home page. Interesting how humor
can draw interest. 15% more interest.

[snip]

I also found the magic words to obtaining hits.
"This site contains no child pornography".

put that anywhere on a page and you'll get instant hits.

Yes, and that's only because of people like you searching this bullshit...