Any Volunteers to help with a web page

C

Chris

Hi All!

I am interested in creating a web page. I can't get into the details right
here. But if you would like to volunteer your HTML coding skills. Please
email me back at (e-mail address removed). Thanks for your help
 
S

SpaceGirl

Chris said:
Hi All!

I am interested in creating a web page. I can't get into the details right
here. But if you would like to volunteer your HTML coding skills. Please
email me back at (e-mail address removed). Thanks for your help

I am interested in redecorating my apartment. I can't get into details
right here. If you would like to volunteer your painting and decorating
skills, please email me back...


--


x theSpaceGirl (miranda)

# lead designer @ http://www.dhnewmedia.com #
# remove NO SPAM to email, or use form on website #
 
K

Karl Core

Chris said:
Hi All!

I am interested in creating a web page. I can't get into the details right
here. But if you would like to volunteer your HTML coding skills. Please
email me back at (e-mail address removed). Thanks for your help

I need someone to volunteer to put a new engine in my truck. It has a
slight wrist-pin knock, and I figure since it has 220k miles, I may as well
just replace it.

If you'd like to volunteer some mechanic skills, email me.
 
?

=?ISO-8859-1?Q?Samu=EBl_ML_Lison?=

Chris said:
Hi All!

I am interested in creating a web page. I can't get into the details right
here. But if you would like to volunteer your HTML coding skills. Please
email me back at (e-mail address removed). Thanks for your help

Nice, but I need someone to donate me a couple million $$$. You know,
cause I'd like to buy a McLaren, some offices and make some huge
investments in my business.

Maybe if you give me a couple million dollar, I'll send over some
contracted web designers for your site. Fair trade?




Yours Sincerely,
Samuël ML Lison
 
J

Jim Higson

Chris said:
Hi All!

I am interested in creating a web page. I can't get into the details right
here. But if you would like to volunteer your HTML coding skills. Please
email me back at (e-mail address removed). Thanks for your help

Do you represent a charity etc?
 
S

Sam Hughes

Hi All!

I am interested in creating a web page. I can't get into the details
right here. But if you would like to volunteer your HTML coding
skills. Please email me back at (e-mail address removed). Thanks for your
help

To help out the regulars in constructing their reply, I've formulated the
following Mad Lib.



(1) an action
(2) a preposition
(3) a noun
(4) a type of skill for doing (1)
(5) a way of contacting you



Hi All!

I am interested in ___(1)___. I can't get ___(2)___ the ___(3)___ right
here, but if you would like to volunteer your ___(4)___ skills, please
___(5)___. Thanks for your help.






My turn!

(1) gargoyle design
(2) through
(3) gamma radiation
(4) nose and toenail sculpting
(5) send me a pigeon



Hi All!

I am interested in gargoyle design. I can't get through the gamma
radiation right here, but if you would like to volunteer your nose and
toenail sculpting skills, please send me a pigeon. Thanks for your help.
 
N

Neal

Sam said:
(1) an action
(2) a preposition
(3) a noun
(4) a type of skill for doing (1)
(5) a way of contacting you

I am interested in eating crackers. I can't get over the anthill right
here, but if you would like to volunteer your cheese-spreading skills,
please clap your hands in Morse Code. Thanks for your help.
 
N

Neredbojias

Without quill or qualm, Chris quothed:
Hi All!

I am interested in creating a web page. I can't get into the details right
here. But if you would like to volunteer your HTML coding skills. Please
email me back at (e-mail address removed). Thanks for your help

I only volunteer if I get paid. Since that's a non-sequitur, you can see
how often I volunteer.
 
T

Toby Inkster

Sam said:
(1) an action
(2) a preposition
(3) a noun
(4) a type of skill for doing (1)
(5) a way of contacting you

I am interested in filming brucie naked. I can't get outside the straight
jacket right here, but if you would like to volunteer your psychiatric
skills, please ask the head nurse to inform me. Thanks for your help.
 
D

DaKitty

Samuël ML Lison said:
Nice, but I need someone to donate me a couple million $$$. You know,
cause I'd like to buy a McLaren, some offices and make some huge
investments in my business.

hey, if you find someone like that, pass them over my way too ;)
 
D

DaKitty

Neredbojias said:
Without quill or qualm, Chris quothed:


I only volunteer if I get paid. Since that's a non-sequitur, you can see
how often I volunteer.

I volunteer to get paid to do nothing.

[hey, it should go both ways, you know]
 
L

lime

"Neal" wrote in message
I am interested in eating crackers. I can't get over the anthill right
here, but if you would like to volunteer your cheese-spreading skills,
please clap your hands in Morse Code. Thanks for your help.

LOL!
 
B

Blinky the Shark

Neal said:
I am interested in eating crackers. I can't get over the anthill
right here, but if you would like to volunteer your cheese-spreading
skills, please clap your hands in Morse Code. Thanks for your help.

This also sounds a bit like some of the artificially constructed stuff
one sees in spam, put there to try and decrease its chances of being
filtered. :)
 
A

ApicalSoft

may be you can go to get a copy of DreamWeaver, then try to use it.
it's as easy as MS Word
 
N

neredbojias

Without quill or qualm, DaKitty quothed:
I only volunteer if I get paid. Since that's a non-sequitur, you can see
how often I volunteer.

I volunteer to get paid to do nothing.

[hey, it should go both ways, you know]

Nothing is boring. 't should be something interesting and productive
like, uh, interacting with a newsgroup.

(...Anyone wanna send me a check, they can.)
 
T

Toby Inkster

Neal said:
I am interested in eating crackers. I can't get over the anthill right
here, but if you would like to volunteer your cheese-spreading skills,
please clap your hands in Morse Code.

<clapping>.. / .- -- / .-- .-. .. - .. -. --. / .- -... --- ..- - /
- .... . / .- -.. ...- . .-. - .. ... . -.. / .--. --- ... - /
...-. --- .-. / .- /
-.-. .... . . ... . -....- ... .--. .-. . .- -.. .. -. --. /
..--. --- ... .. - .. --- -. .-.-.- / .. / .... .- ...- . /
..--. .-.. . -. - -.-- / --- ..-. / . -..- .--. . .-. .. . -. -.-. . /
... -. / - .... . / .- .--. .--. .-.. .. -.-. .- - .. --- -. / --- ..-. /
-.-. .... . . ... . --..-- / .... .- ...- .. -. --. /
.... .--. .-. . .- -.. / .. - / --- -. /
-.-. .-. .- -.-. -.- . .-. ... --..-- / -... .-. . .- -.. / .- -. -.. /
-- --- -.. . .-. -. / .- .-. - .-.-.- </clapping>
 
B

Blinky the Shark

Toby said:
Neal wrote:
<clapping>.. / .- -- / .-- .-. .. - .. -. --. / .- -... --- ..- - /
- .... . / .- -.. ...- . .-. - .. ... . -.. / .--. --- ... - /
..-. --- .-. / .- /
-.-. .... . . ... . -....- ... .--. .-. . .- -.. .. -. --. /
.--. --- ... .. - .. --- -. .-.-.- / .. / .... .- ...- . /
.--. .-.. . -. - -.-- / --- ..-. / . -..- .--. . .-. .. . -. -.-. . /
.. -. / - .... . / .- .--. .--. .-.. .. -.-. .- - .. --- -. / --- ..-. /
-.-. .... . . ... . --..-- / .... .- ...- .. -. --. /
... .--. .-. . .- -.. / .. - / --- -. /
-.-. .-. .- -.-. -.- . .-. ... --..-- / -... .-. . .- -.. / .- -. -.. /
-- --- -.. . .-. -. / .- .-. - .-.-.- </clapping>

Translator: http://www.scphillips.com/morse/index.html

Oddly, here (Opera 7.23/Linux), the translation results box of the Java
translator returns the Morse -- until I click the *Play* button, and
it's then replaced by the English.
 

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