Any Volunteers to help with a web page

Discussion in 'HTML' started by Chris, Nov 18, 2004.

  1. Chris

    Chris Guest

    Hi All!

    I am interested in creating a web page. I can't get into the details right
    here. But if you would like to volunteer your HTML coding skills. Please
    email me back at . Thanks for your help
     
    Chris, Nov 18, 2004
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  2. Chris

    SpaceGirl Guest

    Chris wrote:
    > Hi All!
    >
    > I am interested in creating a web page. I can't get into the details right
    > here. But if you would like to volunteer your HTML coding skills. Please
    > email me back at . Thanks for your help
    >
    >
    >


    I am interested in redecorating my apartment. I can't get into details
    right here. If you would like to volunteer your painting and decorating
    skills, please email me back...


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    SpaceGirl, Nov 18, 2004
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  3. >From:
    >
    >(SpaceGirl)
    >I am interested in redecorating my
    >apartment. I can't get into details right
    >here. If you would like to volunteer your
    >painting and decorating skills, please
    >email me back...


    Hey.... you asked for it.... http://www.paintahouse.com

    Web Design, Magic, Painting, Junking, More
    http://www.davmagic.com/
    Paint A House
    http://www.paintahouse.com/
    NOTE: This emailbox is CLOSED do NOT reply!!!
     
    Davmagic .Com, Nov 18, 2004
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  4. Chris

    Karl Core Guest

    "Chris" <> wrote in message
    news:RJ1nd.17760$...
    > Hi All!
    >
    > I am interested in creating a web page. I can't get into the details right
    > here. But if you would like to volunteer your HTML coding skills. Please
    > email me back at . Thanks for your help
    >


    I need someone to volunteer to put a new engine in my truck. It has a
    slight wrist-pin knock, and I figure since it has 220k miles, I may as well
    just replace it.

    If you'd like to volunteer some mechanic skills, email me.


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    Karl Core, Nov 18, 2004
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  5. Chris wrote:
    > Hi All!
    >
    > I am interested in creating a web page. I can't get into the details right
    > here. But if you would like to volunteer your HTML coding skills. Please
    > email me back at . Thanks for your help


    Nice, but I need someone to donate me a couple million $$$. You know,
    cause I'd like to buy a McLaren, some offices and make some huge
    investments in my business.

    Maybe if you give me a couple million dollar, I'll send over some
    contracted web designers for your site. Fair trade?




    Yours Sincerely,
    Samuël ML Lison

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    =?ISO-8859-1?Q?Samu=EBl_ML_Lison?=, Nov 18, 2004
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  6. Chris

    Jim Higson Guest

    Chris wrote:

    > Hi All!
    >
    > I am interested in creating a web page. I can't get into the details right
    > here. But if you would like to volunteer your HTML coding skills. Please
    > email me back at . Thanks for your help


    Do you represent a charity etc?
     
    Jim Higson, Nov 18, 2004
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  7. Chris

    Sam Hughes Guest

    "Chris" <> wrote in
    news:RJ1nd.17760$:

    > Hi All!
    >
    > I am interested in creating a web page. I can't get into the details
    > right here. But if you would like to volunteer your HTML coding
    > skills. Please email me back at . Thanks for your
    > help


    To help out the regulars in constructing their reply, I've formulated the
    following Mad Lib.



    (1) an action
    (2) a preposition
    (3) a noun
    (4) a type of skill for doing (1)
    (5) a way of contacting you



    Hi All!

    I am interested in ___(1)___. I can't get ___(2)___ the ___(3)___ right
    here, but if you would like to volunteer your ___(4)___ skills, please
    ___(5)___. Thanks for your help.






    My turn!

    (1) gargoyle design
    (2) through
    (3) gamma radiation
    (4) nose and toenail sculpting
    (5) send me a pigeon



    Hi All!

    I am interested in gargoyle design. I can't get through the gamma
    radiation right here, but if you would like to volunteer your nose and
    toenail sculpting skills, please send me a pigeon. Thanks for your help.
     
    Sam Hughes, Nov 18, 2004
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  8. Chris

    Neal Guest

    Sam Hughes wrote:

    > (1) an action
    > (2) a preposition
    > (3) a noun
    > (4) a type of skill for doing (1)
    > (5) a way of contacting you


    I am interested in eating crackers. I can't get over the anthill right
    here, but if you would like to volunteer your cheese-spreading skills,
    please clap your hands in Morse Code. Thanks for your help.
     
    Neal, Nov 18, 2004
    #8
  9. In article <>,
    says...
    >
    > >From:
    > >
    > >(SpaceGirl)
    > >I am interested in redecorating my
    > >apartment. I can't get into details right
    > >here. If you would like to volunteer your
    > >painting and decorating skills, please
    > >email me back...

    >
    > Hey.... you asked for it.... http://www.paintahouse.com


    You've been waiting for that, haven't you!?

    --
    Hywel
     
    Hywel Jenkins, Nov 18, 2004
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  10. Chris

    Neredbojias Guest

    Without quill or qualm, Chris quothed:

    > Hi All!
    >
    > I am interested in creating a web page. I can't get into the details right
    > here. But if you would like to volunteer your HTML coding skills. Please
    > email me back at . Thanks for your help


    I only volunteer if I get paid. Since that's a non-sequitur, you can see
    how often I volunteer.

    --
    Neredbojias
    Contrary to popular belief, it is believable.
     
    Neredbojias, Nov 18, 2004
    #10

  11. >From:
    >(Hywel Jenkins)


    >><snip>
    >>I am interested in redecorating my
    >>apartment. I can't get into details right
    >>here. If you would like to volunteer your
    >>painting and decorating skills, please
    >>email me back...
    >><end snip>


    >>>Hey.... you asked for it....
    >>>http://www.paintahouse.com


    >You've been waiting for that, haven't you!?


    Yes.... with great patience....

    Web Design, Magic, Painting, Junking, More
    http://www.davmagic.com/
    Paint A House
    http://www.paintahouse.com/
    NOTE: This emailbox is CLOSED do NOT reply!!!
     
    Davmagic .Com, Nov 18, 2004
    #11
  12. Chris

    Toby Inkster Guest

    Sam Hughes wrote:

    > (1) an action
    > (2) a preposition
    > (3) a noun
    > (4) a type of skill for doing (1)
    > (5) a way of contacting you


    I am interested in filming brucie naked. I can't get outside the straight
    jacket right here, but if you would like to volunteer your psychiatric
    skills, please ask the head nurse to inform me. Thanks for your help.

    --
    Toby A Inkster BSc (Hons) ARCS
    Contact Me ~ http://tobyinkster.co.uk/contact
     
    Toby Inkster, Nov 18, 2004
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  13. Chris

    DaKitty Guest

    "Samuël ML Lison" <> wrote in message
    news:...
    > Chris wrote:
    > > Hi All!
    > >
    > > I am interested in creating a web page. I can't get into the details

    right
    > > here. But if you would like to volunteer your HTML coding skills. Please
    > > email me back at . Thanks for your help

    >
    > Nice, but I need someone to donate me a couple million $$$. You know,
    > cause I'd like to buy a McLaren, some offices and make some huge
    > investments in my business.


    hey, if you find someone like that, pass them over my way too ;)
     
    DaKitty, Nov 19, 2004
    #13
  14. Chris

    DaKitty Guest

    "Neredbojias" <> wrote in message
    news:...
    > Without quill or qualm, Chris quothed:
    >
    > > Hi All!
    > >
    > > I am interested in creating a web page. I can't get into the details

    right
    > > here. But if you would like to volunteer your HTML coding skills. Please
    > > email me back at . Thanks for your help

    >
    > I only volunteer if I get paid. Since that's a non-sequitur, you can see
    > how often I volunteer.


    I volunteer to get paid to do nothing.

    [hey, it should go both ways, you know]
     
    DaKitty, Nov 19, 2004
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  15. Chris

    lime Guest

    "Neal" wrote in message
    > Sam Hughes wrote:
    >
    >> (1) an action
    >> (2) a preposition
    >> (3) a noun
    >> (4) a type of skill for doing (1)
    >> (5) a way of contacting you

    >
    > I am interested in eating crackers. I can't get over the anthill right
    > here, but if you would like to volunteer your cheese-spreading skills,
    > please clap your hands in Morse Code. Thanks for your help.


    LOL!
     
    lime, Nov 19, 2004
    #15
  16. Neal wrote:

    > I am interested in eating crackers. I can't get over the anthill
    > right here, but if you would like to volunteer your cheese-spreading
    > skills, please clap your hands in Morse Code. Thanks for your help.


    This also sounds a bit like some of the artificially constructed stuff
    one sees in spam, put there to try and decrease its chances of being
    filtered. :)

    --
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    Go Blue -- beat Ohio State and it's off to the Rose Bowl again.
     
    Blinky the Shark, Nov 19, 2004
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  17. Chris

    ApicalSoft Guest

    may be you can go to get a copy of DreamWeaver, then try to use it.
    it's as easy as MS Word

    "Chris" <> wrote in message
    news:RJ1nd.17760$...
    > Hi All!
    >
    > I am interested in creating a web page. I can't get into the details right
    > here. But if you would like to volunteer your HTML coding skills. Please
    > email me back at . Thanks for your help
    >
    >
    >
     
    ApicalSoft, Nov 19, 2004
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  18. Chris

    neredbojias Guest

    Without quill or qualm, DaKitty quothed:

    > > I only volunteer if I get paid. Since that's a non-sequitur, you can see
    > > how often I volunteer.

    >
    > I volunteer to get paid to do nothing.
    >
    > [hey, it should go both ways, you know]


    Nothing is boring. 't should be something interesting and productive
    like, uh, interacting with a newsgroup.

    (...Anyone wanna send me a check, they can.)

    --
    Neredbojias
    Contrary to popular belief, it is believable.
     
    neredbojias, Nov 19, 2004
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  19. Chris

    Toby Inkster Guest

    Neal wrote:

    > I am interested in eating crackers. I can't get over the anthill right
    > here, but if you would like to volunteer your cheese-spreading skills,
    > please clap your hands in Morse Code.


    <clapping>.. / .- -- / .-- .-. .. - .. -. --. / .- -... --- ..- - /
    - .... . / .- -.. ...- . .-. - .. ... . -.. / .--. --- ... - /
    ...-. --- .-. / .- /
    -.-. .... . . ... . -....- ... .--. .-. . .- -.. .. -. --. /
    ..--. --- ... .. - .. --- -. .-.-.- / .. / .... .- ...- . /
    ..--. .-.. . -. - -.-- / --- ..-. / . -..- .--. . .-. .. . -. -.-. . /
    ... -. / - .... . / .- .--. .--. .-.. .. -.-. .- - .. --- -. / --- ..-. /
    -.-. .... . . ... . --..-- / .... .- ...- .. -. --. /
    .... .--. .-. . .- -.. / .. - / --- -. /
    -.-. .-. .- -.-. -.- . .-. ... --..-- / -... .-. . .- -.. / .- -. -.. /
    -- --- -.. . .-. -. / .- .-. - .-.-.- </clapping>

    --
    Toby A Inkster BSc (Hons) ARCS
    Contact Me ~ http://tobyinkster.co.uk/contact
     
    Toby Inkster, Nov 19, 2004
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  20. Toby Inkster wrote:

    > Neal wrote:


    >> I am interested in eating crackers. I can't get over the anthill right
    >> here, but if you would like to volunteer your cheese-spreading skills,
    >> please clap your hands in Morse Code.


    ><clapping>.. / .- -- / .-- .-. .. - .. -. --. / .- -... --- ..- - /
    > - .... . / .- -.. ...- . .-. - .. ... . -.. / .--. --- ... - /
    > ..-. --- .-. / .- /
    > -.-. .... . . ... . -....- ... .--. .-. . .- -.. .. -. --. /
    > .--. --- ... .. - .. --- -. .-.-.- / .. / .... .- ...- . /
    > .--. .-.. . -. - -.-- / --- ..-. / . -..- .--. . .-. .. . -. -.-. . /
    > .. -. / - .... . / .- .--. .--. .-.. .. -.-. .- - .. --- -. / --- ..-. /
    > -.-. .... . . ... . --..-- / .... .- ...- .. -. --. /
    > ... .--. .-. . .- -.. / .. - / --- -. /
    > -.-. .-. .- -.-. -.- . .-. ... --..-- / -... .-. . .- -.. / .- -. -.. /
    > -- --- -.. . .-. -. / .- .-. - .-.-.- </clapping>


    Translator: http://www.scphillips.com/morse/index.html

    Oddly, here (Opera 7.23/Linux), the translation results box of the Java
    translator returns the Morse -- until I click the *Play* button, and
    it's then replaced by the English.

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    Blinky Linux Registered User 297263

    Go Blue -- beat Ohio State and it's off to the Rose Bowl again.
     
    Blinky the Shark, Nov 19, 2004
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