Can I write spyware, spambots and worms in C ? ? ?

[Hans-Marc Olsen]

I must write them to annoy some assholes.Is it possible in C or is
BASIC the better choice?

 

[Keith Thompson]

I must write them to annoy some assholes.Is it possible in C or is
BASIC the better choice?

INTERCAL. Definitely INTERCAL.

 

[dandelion]

INTERCAL. Definitely INTERCAL.

Nooooo.....

Malbolge is the language of choice to annoy assholes.

 

[Richard Bos]

Nooooo.....

Malbolge is the language of choice to annoy assholes.

Possibly. But so is putting can.something in the Newsgroups: line. Don't
help the troll.

Richard

 

[Martin Ambuhl]

I must write them to annoy some assholes.Is it possible in C or is
BASIC the better choice?

Why do you want to annoy yourself?

 

[dandelion]

Possibly. But so is putting can.something in the Newsgroups: line. Don't
help the troll.

Refferring him to INTERCAl or (worse) MALBOLGE could be construed as a nerd
way of saying "BUG OFF".

By the way... I did some checking on google and the term "troll" is *way*
too much honour. It's more a kind of usenet clown. Some of his stuff *is*
funny in a Monty Python kind of way.

 

[beatles]

I must write them to annoy some assholes.Is it possible in C or is
BASIC the better choice?

I think the better choice is COBOL .
Buy a good COBOL book, learn it and come back here; it will be a pleasure to
answer your questions ...

Good bye