does this work?

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boxinghistory99

<html>

<h1>Daily Dump</h1>
</center>
<p>
Welcome to <b>The Daily Dump</b>
Yup that is right, <b>The Daily Dump, a forum dedicated to
the discussion of bowel movements</b>, the process every single human
being
on the planet, even the most pristine princese in the world, must go
through.
And it is that process that The Daily Dump is here to discuss.
So, please remove yourself from the pressures of the real world,
and discuss your dump.<p>

However, as this is a
<b>forum related to bowel movements and bowel movement stories only</
b>,

</html>
 
E

Ed Mullen

<html>

<h1>Daily Dump</h1>
</center>
<p>
Welcome to <b>The Daily Dump</b>
Yup that is right, <b>The Daily Dump, a forum dedicated to
the discussion of bowel movements</b>, the process every single human
being
on the planet, even the most pristine princese in the world, must go
through.
And it is that process that The Daily Dump is here to discuss.
So, please remove yourself from the pressures of the real world,
and discuss your dump.<p>

However, as this is a
<b>forum related to bowel movements and bowel movement stories only</
b>,

</html>
Click to expand...

I must admit to being at a loss as to what you might possibly want us to
evaluate. My thoughts:

- The notion of a site dedicated to bowel movements? I mean, well, ok,
if I'm really interested in the topic, then, yep, it "works."
- The content of the page? Well, gee. What the hell is a "princese?"
- And, um, well, the content ends with an incomplete sentence (not to
mention the comma) and thought. What am I to make of that? Does it
indicate a hanging-chad sort of bowel movement reference? I am nonplussed!
- The composition of the HTML? Uh, well, ok, sure, it should display
across many different browsers the same way.

So, with "does this work?" as a message subject I can only answer: Yes
and no. So, how's it working for you? Me? I'm as regular as rain.
Which is one reason my doctor, at my last week's annual physical,
proclaimed me to be "medically boring." Well, aside from that nasty
Dupuytren's contracture in my left palm. Which, since the hand is
curling inward does not affect my ability to play the guitar so, well,
I'm kinda ok with it. As long as I don't hyper-extend my hand (which
does kinda make me scream pretty loudly) I'm ok. But, hey, pooping
isn't a problem! So, yeah, it "works" for me!

This is scary. I just wrote 21 lines and, with all of the message
groups and email partners I have, that was the most interesting thing I
found here tonight. Geez.

I'm gonna go pour another bourbon now.
 
N

Neredbojias

Well bust mah britches and call me cheeky, on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 02:02:38
GMT Ed Mullen scribed:
I must admit to being at a loss as to what you might possibly want us
to evaluate. My thoughts:

- The notion of a site dedicated to bowel movements? I mean, well,
ok, if I'm really interested in the topic, then, yep, it "works."
- The content of the page? Well, gee. What the hell is a
"princese?" - And, um, well, the content ends with an incomplete
sentence (not to mention the comma) and thought. What am I to make of
that? Does it indicate a hanging-chad sort of bowel movement
reference? I am nonplussed! - The composition of the HTML? Uh, well,
ok, sure, it should display across many different browsers the same
way.

So, with "does this work?" as a message subject I can only answer:
Yes and no. So, how's it working for you? Me? I'm as regular as
rain. Which is one reason my doctor, at my last week's annual
physical, proclaimed me to be "medically boring." Well, aside from
that nasty Dupuytren's contracture in my left palm. Which, since the
hand is curling inward does not affect my ability to play the guitar
so, well, I'm kinda ok with it. As long as I don't hyper-extend my
hand (which does kinda make me scream pretty loudly) I'm ok. But,
hey, pooping isn't a problem! So, yeah, it "works" for me!

This is scary. I just wrote 21 lines and, with all of the message
groups and email partners I have, that was the most interesting thing
I found here tonight. Geez.
Click to expand...

Perhaps you are disappointed over not making it as a proctologist?
("...not making it..." - Get it?)
I'm gonna go pour another bourbon now.
Click to expand...

Might as well. Once the threshold's been exceeded...
 
E

Ed Mullen

Neredbojias said:
Well bust mah britches and call me cheeky, on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 02:02:38
GMT Ed Mullen scribed:


Perhaps you are disappointed over not making it as a proctologist?
("...not making it..." - Get it?)


Might as well. Once the threshold's been exceeded...
Click to expand...

No, not yet. Although, with the last one I really do have to
contemplate that whole proctologist possibility.

Ok, lemme think on that ...

NOT!

No, I think that another bourbon would be better placed.

Oh, and in case you may think that I did not evaluate the OP's original
request for evaluation:

http://edmullen.net/temp/t.html

Seems the code works ok.

As to his bowels? Hey, I'm pouring another bourbon, not taking
proctological advanced exams nor obsessing over his/her code.

Or, as a friend of mine once may have said: "Oh, shit!"

Sadly, I am easily amused. But! Well lubricated thanks to Makers Mark.

And now, against the Irish poet's advice: I do now go gently into that
good night.
 
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Ed said:
And now, against the Irish poet's advice: I do now go gently into
that good night.
Click to expand...

Strange, I thought Dylan Thomas was from Wales? Or do you know
something we don't?
 
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asdf

<html>

<h1>Daily Dump</h1>
</center>
<p>
Welcome to <b>The Daily Dump</b>
Yup that is right, <b>The Daily Dump, a forum dedicated to
the discussion of bowel movements</b>, the process every single human
being
on the planet, even the most pristine princese in the world, must go
through.
And it is that process that The Daily Dump is here to discuss.
So, please remove yourself from the pressures of the real world,
and discuss your dump.<p>

However, as this is a
<b>forum related to bowel movements and bowel movement stories only</
b>,

</html>
Click to expand...

....at a complete loss as to what you want. Are you a performance artist?
 
N

Neredbojias

Well bust mah britches and call me cheeky, on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 03:36:17
GMT Ed Mullen scribed:
No, not yet. Although, with the last one I really do have to
contemplate that whole proctologist possibility.

Ok, lemme think on that ...

NOT!

No, I think that another bourbon would be better placed.

Oh, and in case you may think that I did not evaluate the OP's
original request for evaluation:

http://edmullen.net/temp/t.html

Seems the code works ok.
Click to expand...

Yeah, but it lacks style and completeness. There's much more one can
say regarding the subject. What about color, texture, marbling fashion,
consistency, size, weight, specific gravity, tapering-quality, and, of
course, aroma? If the dump is encommoded, is there a shade variation
between the part in water and the part out of water? Have any time
studies been made on the temporal decomposition rate?

If the OP isn't serious about his subject, how can he be serious about
the vehicle which conveys it?
As to his bowels? Hey, I'm pouring another bourbon, not taking
proctological advanced exams nor obsessing over his/her code.

Or, as a friend of mine once may have said: "Oh, shit!"
Click to expand...

Sadly, I am easily amused. But! Well lubricated thanks to Makers
Mark.

And now, against the Irish poet's advice: I do now go gently into
that good night.
Click to expand...

I see others have responded to your Gallic ignoramity so I shall refrain
from adding insult to inebriation. But rest well for on the morrow you
will undoubtedly regret your excess excessively.
 
N

Neredbojias

Well bust mah britches and call me cheeky, on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 05:04:37 GMT
asdf scribed:
...at a complete loss as to what you want. Are you a performance artist?
Click to expand...

Yeah, but he's offal.
 
S

sbla

Well bust mah britches and call me cheeky, on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 05:04:37 GMT
asdf scribed:


Yeah, but he's offal.
Click to expand...

As someone here previously said . . .

"Today, it seems, usenet has gradually moved closer to being
a kiddie chat site."
 
A

Awful Dog Autry

Well bust mah britches and call me cheeky, on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 16:28:44
GMT sbla scribed:
As someone here previously said . . .

"Today, it seems, usenet has gradually moved closer to being
a kiddie chat site."
Click to expand...

Caused by the boredom.
 

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