Give me a javascript function that updates a DIV from a database every minute

Discussion in 'ASP General' started by Jeff Clark, Nov 19, 2003.

  1. Jeff Clark

    Jeff Clark Guest

    I have so asked this question.
    Let it so be answered.
    Jeff Clark, Nov 19, 2003
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  2. Jeff Clark

    Ray at Guest

    That's a bit rude, don't you think?

    Ray at work

    "Jeff Clark" <JeffC@NO_SPAMreturnventures.com> wrote in message
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    > Let it so be answered.
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    Ray at, Nov 19, 2003
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    TomB Guest

    Give me $100

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    TomB, Nov 19, 2003
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    Bob Barrows Guest

    Wrong newsgroup, besides.

    Bob

    Ray at <%=sLocation%> wrote:
    > That's a bit rude, don't you think?
    >
    > Ray at work
    >
    > "Jeff Clark" <JeffC@NO_SPAMreturnventures.com> wrote in message
    > news:...
    >> I have so asked this question.
    >> Let it so be answered.
    Bob Barrows, Nov 19, 2003
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  5. Jeff Clark

    Bob Barrows Guest

    I'll do it for $95
    And not a penny less. :)


    TomB wrote:
    > Give me $100
    >
    > "Jeff Clark" <JeffC@NO_SPAMreturnventures.com> wrote in message
    > news:...
    >> I have so asked this question.
    >> Let it so be answered.
    Bob Barrows, Nov 19, 2003
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  6. Jeff Clark

    Jeff Clark Guest

    None of you can do it eh?


    "Jeff Clark" <JeffC@NO_SPAMreturnventures.com> wrote in message
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    > I have so asked this question.
    > Let it so be answered.
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    Jeff Clark, Nov 20, 2003
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    Adrienne Guest

    Gazing into my crystal ball I observed "Jeff Clark"
    <JeffC@NO_SPAMreturnventures.com> writing in news:eu6umNyrDHA.3420
    @tk2msftngp13.phx.gbl:

    > None of you can do it eh?
    >
    >
    > "Jeff Clark" <JeffC@NO_SPAMreturnventures.com> wrote in message
    > news:...
    >> I have so asked this question.
    >> Let it so be answered.
    >>
    >>

    >
    >


    A. Don't post upside down
    B. ASP is serverside - javascript is client side (you're more likely to
    get an answer in a client side group, if you ask *nicely*)
    C. This is not your 24/7 help desk

    --
    Adrienne Boswell
    Please respond to the group so others can share
    http://www.arbpen.com
    Adrienne, Nov 20, 2003
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  8. Jeff Clark

    Bob Barrows Guest

    Jeff Clark wrote:
    > None of you can do it eh?
    >

    Of course I can! As I said, give me $95 and I'll be happy to do it! (Or you
    can pay TomB his $100 ... I'm sure he'll support his solution better than
    I'll support mine <grin>)

    Actually, any of the ones who post regularly on this newsgroup can do it. In
    fact, methods for doing this have been posted several times by the members
    of this newsgroup. However, these methods have not been posted here! They
    have been posted in the relevant client-side scripting newsgroups, in
    response to non-rude questioners. If you cannot bring yourself to behave in
    a civilized manner, then I expect you are going to have to rely on Google
    for all of your future help (unless you want to hire me as a consultant ...
    however, my prices are triple for rude employers ... )
    Bob Barrows, Nov 20, 2003
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    Bob Lehmann Guest

    Excuse me, your Majesty, but it doesn't quite work that way.

    Bob Lehmann

    "Jeff Clark" <JeffC@NO_SPAMreturnventures.com> wrote in message
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    > I have so asked this question.
    > Let it so be answered.
    >
    >
    Bob Lehmann, Nov 20, 2003
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  10. Jeff Clark

    Jeff Cochran Guest

    On Wed, 19 Nov 2003 13:11:15 -0700, "Jeff Clark"
    <JeffC@NO_SPAMreturnventures.com> wrote:

    >I have so asked this question.
    >Let it so be answered.


    You'd think the almighty and all knowing would realize that a
    Javascript question wouldn't be answered in an ASP group...

    Jeff
    Jeff Cochran, Nov 20, 2003
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  11. Jeff Clark

    Jeff Cochran Guest

    On Wed, 19 Nov 2003 22:01:44 -0700, "Jeff Clark"
    <JeffC@NO_SPAMreturnventures.com> wrote:

    >None of you can do it eh?


    Umm... I can. It's not ASP, so it's not on-topic.

    By the way, the reason I know I can is I did a quick Google and found
    a dozen variations on this inside of ten seconds.

    Jeff
    Jeff Cochran, Nov 20, 2003
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  12. Jeff Clark

    Bob Barrows Guest

    Jeff Cochran wrote:
    > On Wed, 19 Nov 2003 13:11:15 -0700, "Jeff Clark"
    > <JeffC@NO_SPAMreturnventures.com> wrote:
    >
    >> I have so asked this question.
    >> Let it so be answered.

    >
    > You'd think the almighty and all knowing would realize that a
    > Javascript question wouldn't be answered in an ASP group...
    >

    :)
    Actually, I would have no problem answering a server-side javascript
    question in this newsgroup ... ;-)

    Bob
    --
    Microsoft MVP -- ASP/ASP.NET
    Please reply to the newsgroup. The email account listed in my From
    header is my spam trap, so I don't check it very often. You will get a
    quicker response by posting to the newsgroup.
    Bob Barrows, Nov 20, 2003
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  13. Jeff Clark

    Jeff Clark Guest

    Exactly Bob.
    I know this is ASP and that is Javascript. I know it is on Google.
    Still, like i said, none of them can bring themselves to answer the question
    and move on.
    Instead they want to hear themselves chatter. They want to throw their own
    dung against the cave wall and see where it splatters.
    I am not making a rap here.
    It's just that when you are as important as me, you need to test those in
    whom you will place your trust before you give them $10 million dollars in
    your will.

    Thanks Bob. Do I have the spelling of your name correct? - "Bob Barrows"

    -Jeff Clark

    "Bob Barrows" <> wrote in message
    news:%...
    > Jeff Cochran wrote:
    > > On Wed, 19 Nov 2003 13:11:15 -0700, "Jeff Clark"
    > > <JeffC@NO_SPAMreturnventures.com> wrote:
    > >
    > >> I have so asked this question.
    > >> Let it so be answered.

    > >
    > > You'd think the almighty and all knowing would realize that a
    > > Javascript question wouldn't be answered in an ASP group...
    > >

    > :)
    > Actually, I would have no problem answering a server-side javascript
    > question in this newsgroup ... ;-)
    >
    > Bob
    > --
    > Microsoft MVP -- ASP/ASP.NET
    > Please reply to the newsgroup. The email account listed in my From
    > header is my spam trap, so I don't check it very often. You will get a
    > quicker response by posting to the newsgroup.
    >
    >
    Jeff Clark, Nov 20, 2003
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  14. Jeff Clark

    Jeff Cochran Guest

    On Thu, 20 Nov 2003 08:08:14 -0700, "Jeff Clark"
    <JeffC@NO_SPAMreturnventures.com> wrote:

    >It's just that when you are as important as me, you need to test those in
    >whom you will place your trust before you give them $10 million dollars in
    >your will.


    Still waiting for the payment transfer from the Bank of Nigeria...?

    Jeff
    Jeff Cochran, Nov 20, 2003
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  15. Jeff Clark

    Jeff Cochran Guest

    On Thu, 20 Nov 2003 09:16:15 -0500, "Bob Barrows"
    <> wrote:

    >Jeff Cochran wrote:
    >> On Wed, 19 Nov 2003 13:11:15 -0700, "Jeff Clark"
    >> <JeffC@NO_SPAMreturnventures.com> wrote:
    >>
    >>> I have so asked this question.
    >>> Let it so be answered.

    >>
    >> You'd think the almighty and all knowing would realize that a
    >> Javascript question wouldn't be answered in an ASP group...
    >>

    >:)
    >Actually, I would have no problem answering a server-side javascript
    >question in this newsgroup ... ;-)


    You know, I didn't think about it being a server-side option. Perhaps
    he is updating the DIV but not displaying it on the client?

    Then again, what good would that be? Perhaps he's looking to push
    this to client?

    Even that's not a very pretty option. Though he was looking to do
    this from a database, so the client would likely need to re-request
    the page each time to refresh the DIV, right? Instead of the more
    obvious and practical sending the DIV options the first page request
    and cycling them in client-side script?

    I'll relent, this *could* be a server-side Jscript ASP question and
    *might* be on topic. If the original poster wasn't such a pompous
    troll I might go through the effort of this on server side as a
    programming exercise...

    Jeff
    Jeff Cochran, Nov 20, 2003
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  16. Jeff Clark

    Jeff Cochran Guest

    Sure it does. Though I don't think he's appreciated the answers thus
    far...

    >Excuse me, your Majesty, but it doesn't quite work that way.


    >> I have so asked this question.
    >> Let it so be answered.
    Jeff Cochran, Nov 20, 2003
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