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[cpluspluskilla]

I am the best c++ programmer in the whole wide world. Trust ME!

My reference is Victor Bazarov. Me and Victor went to the same school
in Russia, and I was always better than him. In Russia, me and Vitya
won some programming competitions, so we're good.

Now I am looking for C++ position in the US. My salary requirements
are:

Sign-up bonus: $20,000
Relocaion expenses: $10,000
Annual salary: $180,000
Annual Bonus: %45+

Unlimited sick and paternity days
6 weeks of paid vacation plus travel expenses to Russia.

Other perks will be considered and will increases your chances of
hiring me. MY consideration is highly contingent on above requirements.



Vitka - if you know any opening, email or call me (ne zabivai svoih,
drug ty moi nebesnij....).


And don't forget to pass my regards to your family, especially your
lovely grandmother - I still remember her blinchiki from Russia.

My dream is to work with Vitya again, just like old times.

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Look my resume please.

Andrej Y. Hristoliubov.

Moscow, Russia.
Homepage http://Anhr8yndx.narod.ru/index.htm

OBJECTIVE

I would like to obtain a position of software developer appropriate for
my
experience and knowledge.

SUMMARY:

14 years of experience with C++ programming, including 8 years with
Visual C++ and MFC and 4 years with COM/ATL/WTL/ActiveX and IRC, POP3,
IMAP, SMTP, MIME protocols. Developed skills in the utilization of ODBC
and OLE DB to access databases of different types, particularly ORACLE,
DB2 and MS Access. Knowledge of SQL, ActiveX. Application of the
'Stingray Objective Studio' library and 'Crystal Reports' in my
projects. Using the CVS utility for working in the team. Skills of a
management of a team of the programmers.

PROFESSIONAL EXPERIENCE:

Itel Office Software Limited. UK. http://www.iteloffice.co.uk/
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From November 2002 - present. Full t ime.

Position Software Developer .

Project: Itel Email Client. See
http://Anhr8yndx.narod.ru/#Itel_Email_client for details.

Operating System : Windows 95/98/Me/NT/2000 /XP
Development Tools : MS Visual C++ 6.00
Libraries: ATL COM, WTL
Protocols: POP3, SMTP, MIME, IMAP


Project: IOUpdat. See http://Anhr8yndx.narod.ru/#IOUpdate. for details.

Operating System : Windows 95/98/Me/NT/2000/XP
Development Tools : MS Visual C++ 6.00
Libraries: ATL COM, WTL

WebMaster Incorporated. USA. http://www.webmaster.com/
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From April 2001- August 2002. Full time.

Position Software Developer. Team leader

Project: ActiveChat. See http://Anhr8yndx.narod.ru/#IRC_Chat_client for
details.

IRC (Internet Relay Chat) Client.
Operating System : Windows 95/98/Me/NT/2000/XP
Development Tools : MS Visual C++ 6.00, CVS, BoundsChecker,
Libraries: ATL COM, WTL
Protocols: IRC

Structu Rise, Moscow, Russia, http://www.structurise.com/
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From December 2000 - april 2001. Full time.

Position Software Developer

Project: Time Tracker. See http://Anhr8yndx.narod.ru/#Time_Tracker for
details.

Developed Application for tracing the activation and de-actiavation of
a
selected program and for tracing any keyboard or mouse events on the PC
along with report generation thereof. This report included program
work
time, user work time sorted by date, document name, application name
....
etc. The program works in shadow mode. Crystal Report is used for
creating the report. The user can edit any report template to create
a new
report or request the programmer for same.

Operating System : Windows 95/98/NT/2000
Development Tools : MS Visual C++, SQL, MFC, ODBC
Libraries: 'Stingray Objective Studio' and 'Crystal Reports'

MP Orga, Zurich, Switzerland, www.mporga.com
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From March 2000-November 2000. Full time.

Position Software Developer

Project: ADS - Applications Development System.
Easy database access tool for not advanced users. Ease of use was the
principal goal of this project. Th e user can create and edit a
database and
create forms for the manipulation of data. The user can use MS Access,
DB2
or ORACLE database types. ODBC drivers or DAO are used for connection
to the
database.

Operating System : Windows 95/98/NT/2000
Development Tools : MS Visual C++, SQL, MFC, ODBC, DAO, COM,
JavaScript,
VBScript
Libraries: 'Stingray Objective Studio' and 'Crystal Reports'

Siberian Aerospace Academy, Krasnoyarsk, Russia, www.saa.ru
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From 1999-2000 full time

Position Internet administrator

Installing and supporting of the Internet

Baren-Boym Company, Boston, USA http://www.baren-boym.com
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From 1999-2000 part time

Position Software Developer

Project: Text Effects. See http://Anhr8yndx.narod.ru/#Text_Effects for
details.

Project: Picture Converter http://www.baren-boym.com/ Choice the
Solidworks
Add Ons item of the Solidworks Tools menu.
Picture Converter is a powerful CAD tool, which will be interesting for
the
SolidWorks CAD developers. By Picture Converter you can convert any
picture
of the BMP format to a vector form and insert it into your SolidWork
project. The Picture Converter is integrated in SolidWorks environment
or
can be used separately.

Development Tools : MS Visual C++, COM, InstallShield
Operating System : Windows 95/98/NT/2000

TOL S.A., France, http://www.tol.fr/
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From 1999-2000 part time

Position Software Developer

Project: TOLtnrs - The Non Regression System
TOLtnrs is a development project of a software destinated to facilitate
the
non regression tests of TOL programs under MFC VC6. As the main TOL
application is TOLfab program, this TOLfab.exe example is used here.In
a
first phase we execute TOLfab recording every click of mouse and every
key
typed. The recorded seque nce is memorized. In a second phase, the
program is
played back with the memorised set of commands. If there is a
difference, it
must be explained. Usually in a third phase you need to redo the first
phase
of recording when the test have failed.
Development Tools : MS Visual C++
Operating System : Windows 95/98/NT/2000

Vesta, Krasnoyarsk, Russia
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From 1995-1999 full time

Position Software Developer

Participating in the project of automation of clerical work in the bank
sphere. Developing of the client part of the client-server application.
My
program is used in Central Bank of Russia.
Development Tools : MS Visual C++, ODBC
Operating System : Windows 3.11

Siberian Aerospace Academy, Krasnoyarsk, Russia, www.saa.ru
------------------------------------------------------------

From 1982-1995 full time

Position Electronic engineer

Automating of a research experiment. Developing the hardware and
software
fo r management of experiment, measurement of the indications of gauges
and
processing of results.

EDUCATION: 1976-1982 Siberian Aerospace Academy, Faculty of systems of
automatic control. Electronic engineer.

LANGUAGES:
Russian (native)
English

Best regards
Andrej Hristoliubov.

 

[Victor Bazarov]

I am the best c++ programmer in the whole wide world. Trust ME!

My reference is Victor Bazarov. Me and Victor went to the same school
in Russia, and I was always better than him. In Russia, me and Vitya
won some programming competitions, so we're good.

[...]

For the record: this is the first time I've heard of all this. A search
in the Google archives shows existence of "Andrej Hristoliubov" and that
he is interested in C++, VC++, MFC, Windows, but there is no certain link
between that person and whoever is posting this nonsense. If it is really
Mr. Hristoliubov, I doubt that he is going to get anywhere. If it isn't
Mr. Hristoliubov, I wonder whom he managed to piss off so much...

Victor

P.S. I've never participated in any programming contests in Russia, let
alone winning them. Not that I wasn't good... ))

 

[johan.denboer]

You forget to ask a house with 50 rooms, a lot of girls, a private
club, your own car label etc.

keep dreaming

John

 

[John Harrison]

I am the best c++ programmer in the whole wide world. Trust ME!

My reference is Victor Bazarov. Me and Victor went to the same school
in Russia, and I was always better than him.

WOW, I'm hiring you immediately. I already hired Victor and he's good,
so you two are going to get acquainted again.

john

 

[ben]

Hmmm, C++wise you can't claim yourself as a friend of anything. The only
correct way to declare friendship is to do it the other way round:

class someone
{
friend class you;
};

....which shows you are not that much into the C++ philosophies

Ben

 

[Maxim Yegorushkin]

If it isn't Mr. Hristoliubov, I wonder whom he managed to piss off so much...

He spammed his resume to posters from comp.lang.c++ newsgroup, may be
this is how he managed to piss off somebody.

 

[Victor Bazarov]

He spammed his resume to posters from comp.lang.c++ newsgroup, may be
this is how he managed to piss off somebody.

Oh... That would do it... Poor sod, he must be desperate.

What I can't understand is that somebody got so pissed off that he
decided to drag me into all this. He must think I'm somehow involved.
Perhaps I managed to piss off that bozo as well. Oh well, there is no
way to be certain.

 

[Victor Bazarov]

WOW, I'm hiring you immediately. I already hired Victor and he's good,
so you two are going to get acquainted again.

I always knew you'd make a nice boss, John! I was just telling that to
my babushka on the phone...

 

[cpluspluskilla]

I always knew you'd make a nice boss, John! I was just telling that to
my babushka on the phone...

Zdrasti,

I am a c++ pro, looking for a job and NOT assuming anyones identity -
this seems to be the wrong place to post MY resume..

Vitya I spoke to your grandma and she will talk to you about you
horrible behavior and attitude towards friends.

 

[Rui Maciel]

Zdrasti,

I am a c++ pro, looking for a job and NOT assuming anyones identity -
this seems to be the wrong place to post MY resume..

Vitya I spoke to your grandma and she will talk to you about you
horrible behavior and attitude towards friends.

Simply pathetic and yet, very entertaining.

Keep up the good job.


Rui Maciel

 

[Rui Maciel]

Zdrasti,

I am a c++ pro, looking for a job and NOT assuming anyones identity -
this seems to be the wrong place to post MY resume..

Vitya I spoke to your grandma and she will talk to you about you
horrible behavior and attitude towards friends.

Simply pathetic and yet, very entertaining.

Keep up the good job.


Rui Maciel

 

[puzzlecracker]

Sign-up bonus: $20,000
Relocaion expenses: $10,000
Annual salary: $180,000
Annual Bonus: %45+

Unlimited sick and paternity days
6 weeks of paid vacation plus travel expenses to Russia.

Other perks will be considered and will increases your chances of
hiring me. MY consideration is highly contingent on above requirements.

Do you want a fries with it too?

 

[beryan]

are you the *BEST* C++ programmer ?

oh what a deal !

i thought was me...