I need a job in C/C++/Perl immediately. Telecomute only. Full-Time. Regex/XML/Database/Parsing(et al

[sln]

$txt = "i need a job rast";
$txt =~ s/rast/fast/;

Perl related. Extensive experience, BS degree, some medical school,
some general genious. IQ ~ 160+, sex ok (sometimes), driven (when off meds).

Will work for food if it comes to that.

sln

 

[Tad J McClellan]

Subject: I need a job in C/C++/Perl immediately.

I guess your fucked !!!
hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

 

[sln]

I guess your fucked !!!
hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I wouldn't work for you if you were the last employer on earth !!!

sln

 

[Tim Greer]

$txt = "i need a job rast";
$txt =~ s/rast/fast/;

No my? No $txt =~ s/f(ast)/r$1/; or something more interesting?

Perl related.

How is this Perl related?

Extensive experience,

In what? Posting to usenet arguing with people and posting off topic
job posts? Be honest, what do you think the value of this group would
be if everyone started posting weekly about how they were looking for a
job, especially if it wasn't Perl related. Or do you think only Perl
has regular expressions and only Perl does parsing? What qualifies you
as an expert?

BS degree,
In?

some medical school,
Relevance?

some general genious.

In your own mind.

IQ ~ 160+,

Doubtful. You are as bad as that Xah Lee poster. Maybe you two can
start a club called "We think we're geniuses, even though all we do is
annoy people on usenet and argue about things we don't understand --
and we think that makes us smart". Meanwhile, you post off topic
things in the Perl group (sounds like Xah to me). There are a lot of
people that think they are geniuses online (welcome to the Internet).

sex ok

Doubtful.

I'd say "good luck", but I'd rather see you post on topic and try and
learn, rather than argue with people all day here.

 

[sln]

No my? No $txt =~ s/f(ast)/r$1/; or something more interesting?


How is this Perl related?


In what? Posting to usenet arguing with people and posting off topic
job posts? Be honest, what do you think the value of this group would
be if everyone started posting weekly about how they were looking for a
job, especially if it wasn't Perl related. Or do you think only Perl
has regular expressions and only Perl does parsing? What qualifies you
as an expert?

Because son, I am so much your father here that I should and could spank your
ass all day long, until I get employment. Back to class son ...

sln

 

[Tim Greer]

Because son, I am so much your father here that I should and could
spank your ass all day long, until I get employment. Back to class son
...

sln

There's that 160+ IQ again, eh? I'm proud of you, you finally used
"your" correctly this time, instead of using it when you meant to say
"you're". Don't fret, I'm positive this thread showing your attitude
will get you work... right?

 

[Jürgen Exner]

(e-mail address removed) wrote:

In?

He got a degree in _B_ull_S_hitting, what else. And actually -given his
performance here- I am certain he graduated summa cum laude.

jue

 

[sln]

$txt = "i need a job rast";
$txt =~ s/rast/fast/;

No my? No $txt =~ s/f(ast)/r$1/; or something more interesting?

Perl related.

How is this Perl related?

Extensive experience,

[snip]
Or do you think only Perl
has regular expressions and only Perl does parsing? What qualifies you
as an expert?

I am the most creative regular expression artist you will have the privelage
to ever see. It comes from 25 years of parsing text, starting in assembly.

Where is that job description? I'm rolling on the floor laughing !!

sln

 

[Tim Greer]

$txt = "i need a job rast";
$txt =~ s/rast/fast/;

No my? No $txt =~ s/f(ast)/r$1/; or something more interesting?

Perl related.

How is this Perl related?

Extensive experience,

[snip]
Or do you think only Perl
has regular expressions and only Perl does parsing? What qualifies
you as an expert?

I am the most creative regular expression artist you will have the
privelage to ever see. It comes from 25 years of parsing text,
starting in assembly.

Where is that job description? I'm rolling on the floor laughing !!

sln

I wouldn't say reading your rude arguments on a newsgroup about how
smart you think you are is somehow a good basis to say it's a
"privilege" to read any of your (what you call) "art".

Honestly, I'm not trying to be mean, but I'm pretty good with regular
expressions and I can't say your contributions have given me an
impression of you being anymore than a beginner.

Your attitude sucks, and it's because you think you're a lot smarter
than you actually are. It would be somewhat bearable if you were
actually pretty skilled in the areas you think you are, but you're
not... so it's just sad.

Again, I'm not trying to be mean, but if you weren't so rude and vulgar
and combative with everyone on this group and stopped trying to push
your old, broken ass regex engine on people, especially when it's not
even relevant to the original topic, it might win you more respect. I
just can't accept that you're some "regex guru" when you don't even
know when to use the /x modifier.

Calm down, be respectful and friendly and even when you're wrong, you'll
find there's no need to argue with people and people will show respect
in response. Just thinking you're the smartest person in the group,
especially without merit, is not a replacement for actually having
skills in the areas you like to claim.

Please understand, I'm not calling you out or trying to embarrass you,
I'm simply making a point. You've made up your mind that you'll
continue to post in this group regardless of being right or wrong, so
whatever motivating reason drives you to post here, if you just show
some respect and humility, instead of arguing and insisting about
things you clearly lack skills in, it would go a long way. Not that I
think you'll care, but there it is.

 

[sln]

(e-mail address removed) wrote:

$txt = "i need a job rast";
$txt =~ s/rast/fast/;

No my? No $txt =~ s/f(ast)/r$1/; or something more interesting?

Perl related.

How is this Perl related?

Extensive experience,
[snip]
Or do you think only Perl
has regular expressions and only Perl does parsing? What qualifies
you as an expert?

I am the most creative regular expression artist you will have the
privelage to ever see. It comes from 25 years of parsing text,
starting in assembly.

Where is that job description? I'm rolling on the floor laughing !!

sln

I wouldn't say reading your rude arguments on a newsgroup about how
smart you think you are is somehow a good basis to say it's a
"privilege" to read any of your (what you call) "art".

Honestly, I'm not trying to be mean, but I'm pretty good with regular
expressions and I can't say your contributions have given me an
impression of you being anymore than a beginner.

Your attitude sucks, and it's because you think you're a lot smarter
than you actually are. It would be somewhat bearable if you were
actually pretty skilled in the areas you think you are, but you're
not... so it's just sad.

Again, I'm not trying to be mean, but if you weren't so rude and vulgar
and combative with everyone on this group and stopped trying to push
your old, broken ass regex engine on people, especially when it's not
even relevant to the original topic, it might win you more respect. I
just can't accept that you're some "regex guru" when you don't even
know when to use the /x modifier.

Calm down, be respectful and friendly and even when you're wrong, you'll
find there's no need to argue with people and people will show respect
in response. Just thinking you're the smartest person in the group,
especially without merit, is not a replacement for actually having
skills in the areas you like to claim.

Please understand, I'm not calling you out or trying to embarrass you,
I'm simply making a point. You've made up your mind that you'll
continue to post in this group regardless of being right or wrong, so
whatever motivating reason drives you to post here, if you just show
some respect and humility, instead of arguing and insisting about
things you clearly lack skills in, it would go a long way. Not that I
think you'll care, but there it is.

I won't say: "hey you mindless fucking dope" or anything else like;
"have you had your head extracted from your ass lately", nor anything that
may make me not humble to your gods.

No, I won't say any of that. What I will say is that its amazing that technology
advances even with people like you around.

Wrap that in your pipe and smoke it !!

sln

 

[Tim Greer]

(e-mail address removed) wrote:

$txt = "i need a job rast";
$txt =~ s/rast/fast/;

No my? No $txt =~ s/f(ast)/r$1/; or something more interesting?

Perl related.

How is this Perl related?

Extensive experience,

[snip]
Or do you think only Perl
has regular expressions and only Perl does parsing? What qualifies
you as an expert?

I am the most creative regular expression artist you will have the
privelage to ever see. It comes from 25 years of parsing text,
starting in assembly.

Where is that job description? I'm rolling on the floor laughing !!

sln

I wouldn't say reading your rude arguments on a newsgroup about how
smart you think you are is somehow a good basis to say it's a
"privilege" to read any of your (what you call) "art".

Honestly, I'm not trying to be mean, but I'm pretty good with regular
expressions and I can't say your contributions have given me an
impression of you being anymore than a beginner.

Your attitude sucks, and it's because you think you're a lot smarter
than you actually are. It would be somewhat bearable if you were
actually pretty skilled in the areas you think you are, but you're
not... so it's just sad.

Again, I'm not trying to be mean, but if you weren't so rude and
vulgar and combative with everyone on this group and stopped trying to
push your old, broken ass regex engine on people, especially when it's
not
even relevant to the original topic, it might win you more respect. I
just can't accept that you're some "regex guru" when you don't even
know when to use the /x modifier.

Calm down, be respectful and friendly and even when you're wrong,
you'll find there's no need to argue with people and people will show
respect
in response. Just thinking you're the smartest person in the group,
especially without merit, is not a replacement for actually having
skills in the areas you like to claim.

Please understand, I'm not calling you out or trying to embarrass you,
I'm simply making a point. You've made up your mind that you'll
continue to post in this group regardless of being right or wrong, so
whatever motivating reason drives you to post here, if you just show
some respect and humility, instead of arguing and insisting about
things you clearly lack skills in, it would go a long way. Not that I
think you'll care, but there it is.

I won't say: "hey you mindless fucking dope" or anything else like;
"have you had your head extracted from your ass lately", nor anything
that may make me not humble to your gods.

No, I won't say any of that. What I will say is that its amazing that
technology advances even with people like you around.

Wrap that in your pipe and smoke it !!

sln

Humble before what gods? Just have some respect and act like a civil
person, is all I was suggesting. What's amazing to me, is when
someone's lacking in intellect and they happen to always be the one
that thinks they are smarter and thus act so aggressively. No matter
what someone points out, they lash back and refuse to accept the
reality. Out of all of those facts, the person still thinks they are
smarter. It's ironic, sad and absolutely misplaced. That said, by all
means, continue to embarrass yourself, but don't sit around wondering
why you're unable to get work and have to resort to posting off topic
threads begging for a job, and still don't get one.

 

[sln]

(e-mail address removed) wrote:

(e-mail address removed) wrote:

$txt = "i need a job rast";
$txt =~ s/rast/fast/;

No my? No $txt =~ s/f(ast)/r$1/; or something more interesting?

Perl related.

How is this Perl related?

Extensive experience,

[snip]
Or do you think only Perl
has regular expressions and only Perl does parsing? What qualifies
you as an expert?

I am the most creative regular expression artist you will have the
privelage to ever see. It comes from 25 years of parsing text,
starting in assembly.

Where is that job description? I'm rolling on the floor laughing !!

sln

I wouldn't say reading your rude arguments on a newsgroup about how
smart you think you are is somehow a good basis to say it's a
"privilege" to read any of your (what you call) "art".

Honestly, I'm not trying to be mean, but I'm pretty good with regular
expressions and I can't say your contributions have given me an
impression of you being anymore than a beginner.

Your attitude sucks, and it's because you think you're a lot smarter
than you actually are. It would be somewhat bearable if you were
actually pretty skilled in the areas you think you are, but you're
not... so it's just sad.

Again, I'm not trying to be mean, but if you weren't so rude and
vulgar and combative with everyone on this group and stopped trying to
push your old, broken ass regex engine on people, especially when it's
not
even relevant to the original topic, it might win you more respect. I
just can't accept that you're some "regex guru" when you don't even
know when to use the /x modifier.

Calm down, be respectful and friendly and even when you're wrong,
you'll find there's no need to argue with people and people will show
respect
in response. Just thinking you're the smartest person in the group,
especially without merit, is not a replacement for actually having
skills in the areas you like to claim.

Please understand, I'm not calling you out or trying to embarrass you,
I'm simply making a point. You've made up your mind that you'll
continue to post in this group regardless of being right or wrong, so
whatever motivating reason drives you to post here, if you just show
some respect and humility, instead of arguing and insisting about
things you clearly lack skills in, it would go a long way. Not that I
think you'll care, but there it is.

I won't say: "hey you mindless fucking dope" or anything else like;
"have you had your head extracted from your ass lately", nor anything
that may make me not humble to your gods.

No, I won't say any of that. What I will say is that its amazing that
technology advances even with people like you around.

Wrap that in your pipe and smoke it !!

sln

Humble before what gods? Just have some respect and act like a civil
person, is all I was suggesting.

[snip]
No, your not suggesting, as your 10 or 20th suggestion has gone with reply's
like "Get your head out of your ass moron" !!

There is no inkling of intelligence I can ellict from you, so I stopped trying.

You have a serious mental defficency, I assume your retarded, and I have no
problem with that. So I will just keep replying and stick the knife in a different
spot each time.

Good luck with the therapy.

sln

 

[Tim Greer]

(e-mail address removed) wrote:

(e-mail address removed) wrote:

$txt = "i need a job rast";
$txt =~ s/rast/fast/;

No my? No $txt =~ s/f(ast)/r$1/; or something more interesting?

Perl related.

How is this Perl related?

Extensive experience,

[snip]
Or do you think only Perl
has regular expressions and only Perl does parsing? What
qualifies you as an expert?

I am the most creative regular expression artist you will have the
privelage to ever see. It comes from 25 years of parsing text,
starting in assembly.

Where is that job description? I'm rolling on the floor laughing
!!

sln

I wouldn't say reading your rude arguments on a newsgroup about how
smart you think you are is somehow a good basis to say it's a
"privilege" to read any of your (what you call) "art".

Honestly, I'm not trying to be mean, but I'm pretty good with
regular expressions and I can't say your contributions have given me
an impression of you being anymore than a beginner.

Your attitude sucks, and it's because you think you're a lot smarter
than you actually are. It would be somewhat bearable if you were
actually pretty skilled in the areas you think you are, but you're
not... so it's just sad.

Again, I'm not trying to be mean, but if you weren't so rude and
vulgar and combative with everyone on this group and stopped trying
to push your old, broken ass regex engine on people, especially when
it's not
even relevant to the original topic, it might win you more respect.
I just can't accept that you're some "regex guru" when you don't
even know when to use the /x modifier.

Calm down, be respectful and friendly and even when you're wrong,
you'll find there's no need to argue with people and people will
show respect
in response. Just thinking you're the smartest person in the group,
especially without merit, is not a replacement for actually having
skills in the areas you like to claim.

Please understand, I'm not calling you out or trying to embarrass
you,
I'm simply making a point. You've made up your mind that you'll
continue to post in this group regardless of being right or wrong,
so whatever motivating reason drives you to post here, if you just
show some respect and humility, instead of arguing and insisting
about
things you clearly lack skills in, it would go a long way. Not that
I think you'll care, but there it is.

I won't say: "hey you mindless fucking dope" or anything else like;
"have you had your head extracted from your ass lately", nor
anything that may make me not humble to your gods.

No, I won't say any of that. What I will say is that its amazing
that technology advances even with people like you around.

Wrap that in your pipe and smoke it !!

sln

Humble before what gods? Just have some respect and act like a civil
person, is all I was suggesting.

[snip]
No, your not suggesting, as your 10 or 20th suggestion has gone with
reply's like "Get your head out of your ass moron" !!

Only your replies contain such things, which is the point.

There is no inkling of intelligence I can ellict from you, so I
stopped trying.

I dare not try and hope I can get through to you. Dare I suggest you
aren't as smart as you think, and definitely lack any basis to be so
vulgar and rude in your activity here in this group.

You have a serious mental defficency, I assume your retarded, and I
have no problem with that. So I will just keep replying and stick the
knife in a different spot each time.

Good luck with the therapy.

sln

As hard as you try, your problems are not my problems. Please, invest
in a mirror.

PS: Get a job from this thread yet? Yeah, that's what I thought. You
can blame me for your lack of employment as well. I guess that makes
me unemployed in your mind, too. Try and keep up.

 

[Tim Greer]

He is trolling. You are falling for it. If you stop feeding him
perhaps he'll go away (or at least post less frequently).

--keith

I'm not falling for anything. People don't only respond because they
are "falling for" something. And no, he won't stop posting, which is
why it isn't going to help to ignore him. As unusual as it is, this
particular poster actually gives up after he's made a fool of himself.
Not that I believe it has much (or any) sense, but if he did, he'd
realize how counter productive he's being to his own job hunt.

 

[brian d foy]

I am the most creative regular expression artist you will have the privelage
to ever see. It comes from 25 years of parsing text, starting in assembly.

Actually, now that you've said that, Eli the Bearded has re-appeared,
and he's truly a regex artist.

 

[Tad J McClellan]

Eli the Bearded has re-appeared,

I was thrilled to see him back.

 

[David H. Adler]

Actually, now that you've said that, Eli the Bearded has re-appeared,
and he's truly a regex artist.

He has? where??

--
David H. Adler - <[email protected]> - http://www.panix.com/~dha/
When I went to open my suitcase I found a lock on it, which I never
have. So I picked the lock, opened up the suitcase, and started pulling
out all these dresses. After like the 10th dress, I thought, These
aren't my dresses. - John Malkovich

 

[Andrew Schulman]

Because son, I am so much your father here that I should and could spank your

ass all day long, until I get employment. Back to class son ...

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