Java was created in SODOM and GOMORRAH !!!!

[Bruno Beam]

JAVA was written by SATAN in SODOM with help of the ANTICHRIST
in GOMORRAH !!! DEMONS added a lot of BLASPHEMY and HERETICS and
WITCHES tons of pure SIN !!!! That makes JAVA extremly EVIL and
UNHOLY !!!!

If you want to use JAVA, you need HOLY WATER, a BIBLE and a
CRUCIFIX and only experienced EXORCISTS can master JAVA !!!!

 

[Azeus]

JAVA was written by SATAN in SODOM with help of the ANTICHRIST
in GOMORRAH !!! DEMONS added a lot of BLASPHEMY and HERETICS and
WITCHES tons of pure SIN !!!! That makes JAVA extremly EVIL and
UNHOLY !!!!

If you want to use JAVA, you need HOLY WATER, a BIBLE and a
CRUCIFIX and only experienced EXORCISTS can master JAVA !!!!

Well, considering it is OO, you are requires to have inherited some common
sense to
be able to use it properly.

 

[Stefan Schulz]

On 20 Dec 2004 22:53:48 -0800

JAVA was written by SATAN in SODOM with help of the ANTICHRIST
in GOMORRAH !!! DEMONS added a lot of BLASPHEMY and HERETICS and
WITCHES tons of pure SIN !!!! That makes JAVA extremly EVIL and
UNHOLY !!!!

If you want to use JAVA, you need HOLY WATER, a BIBLE and a
CRUCIFIX and only experienced EXORCISTS can master JAVA !!!!

Bad attempt to flood scot.tld, please do not fall into the trap.

Other then that, not even funny.

 

[Andrew Thompson]

JAVA ...

Yeah, yeah, yeah..

Please refrain from attempting to get groups inundated
with angry posts from Java users.

a) It will fail.
b) It wastes our bandwidth.

Note: scot.tld dropped from X-Post.

 

[Sudee]

Guess this is far from being even funny !!!

 

[opalpa]

Java is architected based on experience with other languages and it's
about the best technology there is for a programmer. It may take time
for the rationals to take or, better jive, with your motives mon. Take
it easy...

 

[Boudewijn Dijkstra]

JAVA was written by SATAN in SODOM with help of the ANTICHRIST
in GOMORRAH !!!

In that case I think you've got yourself a fake antichrist, because the real
one has been with me all the time and there was no writing of Java involved.

DEMONS added a lot of BLASPHEMY and HERETICS and WITCHES tons of pure
SIN !!!!

You are so right. We should write Sun that it is totally unacceptable to have
a method java.christ.Jesus#isACunt() that could return true.

That makes JAVA extremly EVIL and UNHOLY !!!!

That is exactly why I don't use it: because it isn't holy. It feels so much
better to eat holy food and sleep in a holy bed and program in a holy
language.

If you want to use JAVA, you need HOLY WATER, a BIBLE and a
CRUCIFIX and only experienced EXORCISTS can master JAVA !!!!

How about a keyboard?