Jobs Opening

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  1. Blue Pikes

    Blue Pikes Guest

    Our client a reputed construction company have some vacancies
    available in their different offices:

    A) Computers
    ---------------------
    1) Software Developer
    2) Database Developer
    3) Network Technician

    B) Construction
    -----------------------
    1) Civil Engineer
    2) Site Supervisor

    C) Accounts
    -------------------
    1) Senior Accountant
    2) Junior Accountant

    D) Office Staff
    ---------------------
    1) Female Executive Secretary to CEO
    2) Receptionist/Telephone Operator

    E) Marketing Staff
    ---------------------------
    1) Real Estate Marketers
    2) Booking Agents


    Having a minimum of bachelors degree in the respective field, past
    experience will be preferred, send your detailed resumes at
    by Dec 31, 2008.


    NOTE : Please mention the relevant post in your subject field.
     
    Blue Pikes, Dec 21, 2008
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  2. Blue Pikes

    BessieBee Guest


    >1) Female Executive Secretary to CEO


    So, would my PhD in Female Executive Secretary Sciences price me out
    of the competition?

    --
    BessieBee

    "My face, I don't mind it because I am behind it.
    It's the folks out front that get the jolt."
    ~My Grandma, 1898-1981~
     
    BessieBee, Dec 21, 2008
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    houghi Guest

    Blue Pikes wrote:
    > D) Office Staff
    > ---------------------
    > 1) Female Executive Secretary to CEO


    In Belgium this is called discrimination.

    houghi
    --
    We all came out to Montreux Frank Zappa and the Mothers
    On the Lake Geneva shoreline Were at the best place around
    To make records with a mobile But some stupid with a flare gun
    We didn't have much time Burned the place to the ground
     
    houghi, Dec 21, 2008
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    dorayme Guest

    In article <>,
    houghi <> wrote:

    > Blue Pikes wrote:
    > > D) Office Staff
    > > ---------------------
    > > 1) Female Executive Secretary to CEO

    >
    > In Belgium this is called discrimination.


    Person wanted, prefer blond, ideally 42,24,46, must be prepared to wear
    high heels, make coffee and sit on boss's knee for up to 2% of the
    working day?

    --
    dorayme
     
    dorayme, Dec 21, 2008
    #4
  5. Blue Pikes

    houghi Guest

    sheldonlg wrote:
    >> Person wanted, prefer blond, ideally 42,24,46, must be prepared to wear
    >> high heels, make coffee and sit on boss's knee for up to 2% of the
    >> working day?
    >>

    >
    > Did you forget a zero :) ?


    Person wanted, prefer blond, ideally 42,240,46, must be prepared to wear
    high heels, make coffee and sit on boss's knee for up to 2% of the
    working day?


    houghi
    --
    Let's not be too tough on our own ignorance. It's the thing that makes
    America great. If America weren't incomparably ignorant, how could we
    have tolerated the last eight years? -- Frank Zappa, in 1988
     
    houghi, Dec 21, 2008
    #5
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    richard Guest

    On Sun, 21 Dec 2008 15:49:13 -0500, Ed Mullen <> wrote:

    >houghi wrote:
    >> Blue Pikes wrote:
    >>> D) Office Staff
    >>> ---------------------
    >>> 1) Female Executive Secretary to CEO

    >>
    >> In Belgium this is called discrimination.

    >
    >I'm pretty sure it runs afoul of discrimination law in the USA as well.


    I believe the advertising would have to exclude the word "female"
    before it would be discriminatory.

    As years ago a guy applied to a hospital for a job as a nurse. No
    gender mentioned in the ad. It has always been tradition that nurses
    are women. So he sued the hospital and won. Or he was trying to get
    into a nurse's school somewhere.

    Although if a guy submits an a resume, the company is under no
    obligation to hire the guy either.

    If I wanted to hire 5 female musicians, and stated so in the ad, and
    50 guys show up, no law says I have to hire the guys.
     
    richard, Dec 21, 2008
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    Neredbojias Guest

    On 21 Dec 2008, BessieBee <> wrote:

    >
    >>1) Female Executive Secretary to CEO

    >
    > So, would my PhD in Female Executive Secretary Sciences price me out
    > of the competition?


    Nah. First place, women's wages are traditionally discounted because
    they're just not as good as men, and who would pay anything for advice
    on something called "Female Executive Secretary Sciences", anyway?

    --
    Neredbojias
    http://www.neredbojias.org/
    http://www.neredbojias.net/
     
    Neredbojias, Dec 22, 2008
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  8. Blue Pikes

    Neredbojias Guest

    On 21 Dec 2008, houghi <> wrote:

    > Blue Pikes wrote:
    >> D) Office Staff
    >> ---------------------
    >> 1) Female Executive Secretary to CEO

    >
    > In Belgium this is called discrimination.
    >
    > We all came out to Montreux Frank Zappa and the Mothers
    > On the Lake Geneva shoreline Were at the best place around
    > To make records with a mobile But some stupid with a flare gun
    > We didn't have much time Burned the place to the ground


    "Smoked Covered Water" - Deep Purple

    --
    Neredbojias
    http://www.neredbojias.org/
    http://www.neredbojias.net/
     
    Neredbojias, Dec 22, 2008
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  9. Blue Pikes

    Neredbojias Guest

    On 21 Dec 2008, richard <> wrote:

    > As years ago a guy applied to a hospital for a job as a nurse. No
    > gender mentioned in the ad. It has always been tradition that nurses
    > are women. So he sued the hospital and won. Or he was trying to get
    > into a nurse's school somewhere.


    Or the real nurses' pants...

    --
    Neredbojias
    http://www.neredbojias.org/
    http://www.neredbojias.net/
     
    Neredbojias, Dec 22, 2008
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  10. Blue Pikes

    Neredbojias Guest

    On 21 Dec 2008, sheldonlg <sheldonlg> wrote:

    > dorayme wrote:
    >> In article <>,
    >> houghi <> wrote:
    >>
    >>> Blue Pikes wrote:
    >>>> D) Office Staff
    >>>> ---------------------
    >>>> 1) Female Executive Secretary to CEO
    >>> In Belgium this is called discrimination.

    >>
    >> Person wanted, prefer blond, ideally 42,24,46, must be prepared to
    >> wear high heels, make coffee and sit on boss's knee for up to 2% of
    >> the working day?
    >>

    >
    > Did you forget a zero :) ?


    What has her IQ got to do with it?

    --
    Neredbojias
    http://www.neredbojias.org/
    http://www.neredbojias.net/
     
    Neredbojias, Dec 22, 2008
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    DLU Guest

    Neredbojias wrote:
    > On 21 Dec 2008, BessieBee <> wrote:
    >
    >>> 1) Female Executive Secretary to CEO

    >> So, would my PhD in Female Executive Secretary Sciences price me out
    >> of the competition?

    >
    > Nah. First place, women's wages are traditionally discounted because
    > they're just not as good as men, and who would pay anything for advice
    > on something called "Female Executive Secretary Sciences", anyway?
    >

    This post is a scam. They did not give any corporate email address, or
    show a company website. What they do is ask for personal information in
    order to check you out. Your bank information and of course your SS# in
    order to make sure you are a citizen. Then steal your identity.

    Check out:
    http://www.fraudwatchinternational.com

    --
    ***************************************
    * This is the Spammish Inquisition *
    * Not Lumber Cartel Unit 75 [TINLC] *
    * I am not SPEWS.ORG *
    ***************************************
     
    DLU, Dec 22, 2008
    #11
  12. Blue Pikes

    DLU Guest

    Neredbojias wrote:
    > On 21 Dec 2008, BessieBee <> wrote:
    >
    >>> 1) Female Executive Secretary to CEO

    >> So, would my PhD in Female Executive Secretary Sciences price me out
    >> of the competition?

    >
    > Nah. First place, women's wages are traditionally discounted because
    > they're just not as good as men, and who would pay anything for advice
    > on something called "Female Executive Secretary Sciences", anyway?
    >

    Fake Jobs:
    http://www.fraudwatchinternational.com/fake-jobs/

    --
    ***************************************
    * This is the Spammish Inquisition *
    * Not Lumber Cartel Unit 75 [TINLC] *
    * I am not SPEWS.ORG *
    ***************************************
     
    DLU, Dec 22, 2008
    #12
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    Tim Greer Guest

    DLU wrote:

    > Neredbojias wrote:
    >> On 21 Dec 2008, BessieBee <> wrote:
    >>
    >>>> 1) Female Executive Secretary to CEO
    >>> So, would my PhD in Female Executive Secretary Sciences price me out
    >>> of the competition?

    >>
    >> Nah. First place, women's wages are traditionally discounted because
    >> they're just not as good as men, and who would pay anything for
    >> advice on something called "Female Executive Secretary Sciences",
    >> anyway?
    >>

    > This post is a scam. They did not give any corporate email address,
    > or
    > show a company website.


    ....

    Of course it's a scam. You can tell by about two dozen problems with
    their posting people were replying to. I think people replied to poke
    fun at it, knowing it's not a real job offer and the discussion just
    took off from there.
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    Tim Greer, Dec 22, 2008
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    houghi Guest

    Neredbojias wrote:
    >
    >
    > On 21 Dec 2008, houghi <> wrote:
    >
    >> Blue Pikes wrote:
    >>> D) Office Staff
    >>> ---------------------
    >>> 1) Female Executive Secretary to CEO

    >>
    >> In Belgium this is called discrimination.
    >>
    >> We all came out to Montreux Frank Zappa and the Mothers
    >> On the Lake Geneva shoreline Were at the best place around
    >> To make records with a mobile But some stupid with a flare gun
    >> We didn't have much time Burned the place to the ground

    >
    > "Smoked Covered Water" - Deep Purple


    "Smoke on the Water" http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smoke_on_the_Water

    The current signature is made by looking at what music I am currently
    listening to. ;-)

    houghi
    --
    This was written under the influence of the following:
    | Artist : Deep Purple
    | Song : Smoke On The Water
    | Album : Made in Japan
     
    houghi, Dec 22, 2008
    #14
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    Neredbojias Guest

    On 22 Dec 2008, DLU <> wrote:

    > Neredbojias wrote:
    >> On 21 Dec 2008, BessieBee <> wrote:
    >>
    >>>> 1) Female Executive Secretary to CEO
    >>> So, would my PhD in Female Executive Secretary Sciences price me
    >>> out of the competition?

    >>
    >> Nah. First place, women's wages are traditionally discounted
    >> because they're just not as good as men, and who would pay anything
    >> for advice on something called "Female Executive Secretary
    >> Sciences", anyway?
    >>

    > This post is a scam. They did not give any corporate email address,
    > or show a company website. What they do is ask for personal
    > information in order to check you out. Your bank information and of
    > course your SS# in order to make sure you are a citizen. Then steal
    > your identity.
    >
    > Check out:
    > http://www.fraudwatchinternational.com


    Too bad. I was looking forward to the pleasure I would have gotten
    from an indignant "BessieBee".

    Anyway, local and not-so-local authorities are starting to crackdown on
    bank scams so let the scammers beware. I've even heard that if you're
    caught doing it in Nigeria, they make you work on a Mac for a year!

    --
    Neredbojias
    http://www.neredbojias.org/
    http://www.neredbojias.net/
     
    Neredbojias, Dec 23, 2008
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  16. Blue Pikes

    Neredbojias Guest

    On 22 Dec 2008, houghi <> wrote:

    > Neredbojias wrote:
    >>
    >>
    >> On 21 Dec 2008, houghi <> wrote:
    >>
    >>> Blue Pikes wrote:
    >>>> D) Office Staff
    >>>> ---------------------
    >>>> 1) Female Executive Secretary to CEO
    >>>
    >>> In Belgium this is called discrimination.
    >>>
    >>> We all came out to Montreux Frank Zappa and the Mothers
    >>> On the Lake Geneva shoreline Were at the best place
    >>> around To make records with a mobile But some stupid with
    >>> a flare gun
    >>> We didn't have much time Burned the place to the
    >>> ground

    >>
    >> "Smoked Covered Water" - Deep Purple

    >
    > "Smoke on the Water" http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smoke_on_the_Water
    >
    > The current signature is made by looking at what music I am currently
    > listening to. ;-)


    Yes, I believe you have the correct title but I still think at least
    once in the song they say "smoke-covered water". Anyway, I used to
    have the original vinyl album (Machine Head) which I purchased way back
    when Blinky was just a sardine.

    --
    Neredbojias
    http://www.neredbojias.org/
    http://www.neredbojias.net/
     
    Neredbojias, Dec 23, 2008
    #16
  17. Blue Pikes

    houghi Guest

    Neredbojias wrote:
    > Yes, I believe you have the correct title but I still think at least
    > once in the song they say "smoke-covered water". Anyway, I used to
    > have the original vinyl album (Machine Head) which I purchased way back
    > when Blinky was just a sardine.


    The following is the result of a bash script:
    #!/bin/bash
    # set -x
    AMA="dcop amarok player"
    TITLE () {
    echo " Artist : `$AMA artist`
    Song : `$AMA title`
    Album : `$AMA album`
    "
    }
    LYRICS () {
    $AMA lyrics|\
    sed "s/&apos;/'/g" | \
    sed "s/&quot;/\"/g" | \
    sed "s/<\/lyrics>//g"|\
    sed -e :a -e 's/<[^>]*>//g;/</N;//ba'
    }
    HELP () {
    echo "
    Usage : -t to get the title
    -h to get help
    -l to get the lyrics
    -a to get all"
    exit 1
    }

    if [ "$1" == "" ]
    then
    LYRICS
    else
    while getopts "thla" OPTION
    do
    case ${OPTION} in
    t) TITLE ;;
    l) LYRICS;;
    a) TITLE; LYRICS;;
    *) HELP ;;
    esac
    done
    fi

    We all came out to Montreux
    On the Lake Geneva shoreline
    To make records with a mobile
    We didn't have much time

    Frank Zappa and the Mothers
    Were at the best place around
    But some stupid with a flare gun
    Burned the place to the ground

    Smoke on the water
    A fire in the sky
    Smoke on the water

    They burned down the gambling house
    It died with an awful sound
    Funky Claude was running in and out
    Pulling kids out the ground

    When it all was over
    We had to find another place
    But Swiss time was running out
    It seemed that we would lose the race

    Smoke on the water
    A fire in the sky
    Smoke on the water

    We ended up at the Grand Hotel
    It was empty, cold and bare
    But with the Rolling truck Stones thing just outside
    Making our music there

    With a few red lights and a few old beds
    We made a place to sweat
    No matter what we get out of this
    I know, I know we'll never forget

    Smoke on the water
    A fire in the sky
    Smoke on the water


    houghi
    --
    This was written under the influence of the following:
    | Artist : Raymond van het Groenewoud
    | Song : Bleke Lena
    | Album : Het beste van Raymond vh Groenewoud
     
    houghi, Dec 23, 2008
    #17
  18. Blue Pikes

    Neredbojias Guest

    On 23 Dec 2008, houghi <> wrote:

    > Neredbojias wrote:
    >> Yes, I believe you have the correct title but I still think at least
    >> once in the song they say "smoke-covered water". Anyway, I used to
    >> have the original vinyl album (Machine Head) which I purchased way
    >> back when Blinky was just a sardine.


    > We all came out to Montreux
    > On the Lake Geneva shoreline
    > To make records with a mobile
    > We didn't have much time
    >
    > Frank Zappa and the Mothers
    > Were at the best place around
    > But some stupid with a flare gun
    > Burned the place to the ground
    >
    > Smoke on the water
    > A fire in the sky
    > Smoke on the water
    >
    > They burned down the gambling house
    > It died with an awful sound
    > Funky Claude was running in and out
    > Pulling kids out the ground
    >
    > When it all was over
    > We had to find another place
    > But Swiss time was running out
    > It seemed that we would lose the race
    >
    > Smoke on the water
    > A fire in the sky
    > Smoke on the water
    >
    > We ended up at the Grand Hotel
    > It was empty, cold and bare
    > But with the Rolling truck Stones thing just outside
    > Making our music there
    >
    > With a few red lights and a few old beds
    > We made a place to sweat
    > No matter what we get out of this
    > I know, I know we'll never forget
    >
    > Smoke on the water
    > A fire in the sky
    > Smoke on the water


    Yeah, yeah, but the blokes don't always _sing_ exactly what's wrote
    down, either. Anyway, my fav song off that album is actually "Pictures
    Of Home" which in my area at least got like zippo radio time.

    --
    Neredbojias
    http://www.neredbojias.org/
    http://www.neredbojias.net/
     
    Neredbojias, Dec 24, 2008
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  19. Neredbojias wrote:

    > Yes, I believe you have the correct title but I still think at least once
    > in the song they say "smoke-covered water". Anyway, I used to have the
    > original vinyl album (Machine Head) which I purchased way back when Blinky
    > was just a sardine.


    Heck, when that charted in the spring of 1973 I was 25, verily even past
    my yoot stage, much less sardinehood.


    --
    Blinky
    Killing all posts from Google Groups
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    Need a new news feed? http://blinkynet.net/comp/newfeed.html
     
    Blinky the Shark, Dec 24, 2008
    #19
  20. Blue Pikes

    Neredbojias Guest

    On 24 Dec 2008, Blinky the Shark <> wrote:

    > Neredbojias wrote:
    >
    >> Yes, I believe you have the correct title but I still think at least
    >> once in the song they say "smoke-covered water". Anyway, I used to
    >> have the original vinyl album (Machine Head) which I purchased way
    >> back when Blinky was just a sardine.

    >
    > Heck, when that charted in the spring of 1973 I was 25, verily even
    > past my yoot stage, much less sardinehood.


    What's a "yoot"? Gosh, I hope you didn't typo "root" and were over the
    hill in 1973 that way.


    --
    Neredbojias
    http://www.neredbojias.org/
    http://www.neredbojias.net/
    The road to Heaven is paved with bad intentions.
     
    Neredbojias, Dec 25, 2008
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