Keith Keller: Hypocrite

[Leonard The Committed]

You REALLY need a blowjob, don't you?

Get out of your parents basement and go someplace to experience life.

 

[R3e4al5to 23ar3ga4rino]

This is about the hypocrite known as Keith Keller. A number of
people have complained about a rash of people including PGP headers
in the bodies of their posts. It's like a little club. It annoys
the hell out of people, but they won't stop iti and they won't bury
the stuff in their headers. Here is what the hypocrite Keller
posted in alt.os.linux.slackware:

The PGP signature of the body (actually, body + some headers) can
be put into the headers (that's what I do), but as I've said many
times in this very newsgroup, it's not worth the effort. Most
popular nntp clients also support hiding PGP information that's

This is totally false.

part of the body, so there's really no reason to go through the
effort of putting the signature in the headers, at least in this
group where (it seems) only a few trolls whinge about it. (YMMV
in other groups; comp.lang.perl.misc really hated my PGP sig in
the body, and it wasn't just trolls and lamers complaining,
either.)

It appears that Mr. Keller wants to kiss the asses of those in
comp.lang.perl.misc but he is perfectly willing to shit all over
those in alt.os.linux.slackware.

Note that the hypocrite actually buries his PGP in his headers in
a.o.l.s. but he advises other posters not to do so.

In short, it depends on your audience, but there's no technical
advantage to moving the headers out of the body.

Yes, it depends on your audience. You kiss the asses of some, where
you need their knowledge, while you annoy others because a few of
your friends also wish to annoy posters in a.o.l.s.

Keith Keller is a coward, a troll, and a hypocrite.

cordially, as always,

rm

 

[Niki Kovacs]

You REALLY need a blowjob, don't you?

Get out of your parents basement and go someplace to experience life.

I know it's a bad habit to feed trolls, but I know how you feel. I go to a
vietnamese martial arts club twice a week, and I guess it would be a good
thing for people like RM to go there just to ventilate their anger. An hour
of punching and kicking in a sandbag, and you're the most serene person on
earth. But I know this is totally vain. He'll invariably lift one of his
rear legs on the trunk of this post.

Cheers,

NK

 

[Matt Garrish]

It appears that Mr. Keller wants to kiss the asses of those in
comp.lang.perl.misc but he is perfectly willing to shit all over
those in alt.os.linux.slackware.

I like his priorities!

Is that what you were asking?

Matt

 

[HJohnson]

This is about the hypocrite known as Keith Keller. A number of
people have complained about a rash of people including PGP headers
in the bodies of their posts.

The only one that seems annoyed, is you. Live with it!

 

[A Guy Called Tyketto]

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Niki is right. Really bad to feed a troll. But once again, in
for a sheep.

This is about the hypocrite known as Keith Keller. A number of
people have complained about a rash of people including PGP headers
in the bodies of their posts. It's like a little club. It annoys
the hell out of people, but they won't stop iti and they won't bury
the stuff in their headers. Here is what the hypocrite Keller
posted in alt.os.linux.slackware:

So now you don't like what Keith says, because it doesn't meld
with what you're trying to brainwash everyone into doing. wah wah. Get
over it.

This is totally false.

then back up your claim with facts. Show us how to do it with
your (outdated) newsreader. Oh, wait. I forgot.. you're the 'pgp trash
troll delete' guy.

It appears that Mr. Keller wants to kiss the asses of those in
comp.lang.perl.misc but he is perfectly willing to shit all over
those in alt.os.linux.slackware.

And you don't do the same to AOLS? It's only you that has been
whining about this all these years. Sounds like someone needs to go
outside and play.

Note that the hypocrite actually buries his PGP in his headers in
a.o.l.s. but he advises other posters not to do so.

wah wah.

Keith Keller is a coward, a troll, and a hypocrite.

And you can't even come up with new insults to fling at people.
Rather droll.

BL.
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[Realto Margarino]

R3e4al5to 23ar3ga4rino wrote:

The only one that seems annoyed, is you. Live with it!

Nonsense. I am certainly the most vociferous in opposition.
Others, such as yourself, are cowered.

Why the snip?

cordially, as always,

rm

 

[e3a4l5to a2r3g4a5r5ino]

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Instead of calling me names, why don't you just tell us why you
won't put your pgp into your headers?

Or do you find name-calling more helpful?

cordially, as always,

rm

 

[Realto Margarino]

It is a lot worse to feed a troll in two different newsgroups. If
you must feed Roger, please check the Newsgroups: line!
comp.lang.perl.misc shouldn't have to endure the crap aols has had
to deal with. (I was wondering why clpmisc regulars were posting
here!)

Why shouldn't they know that you are a hypocrit? They have good
reason not to include PGP in their messages, and you pretend to
agree with them, while also pretending to agree with the crowd in
a.o.l.s. And you don't want the perl people to know that you are a
two faced little phoney.

You take out your PGP to kiss the perlies asses. But you champion
the inclusion of PGP in the slackware group to kiss their asses.

And then you call me a "troll" as if that somehow deals with the
issue. But this is old stuff. Anyone that disagrees with a vocal
minority in this group is called a "troll."

You're pathetic. If you think it is a good idea to include PGP then
admit it and include it. If you don't think it is a good idea, then
don't include it, and admit that.

cordially, as always,

rm

 

[Realto Margarino]

It is a lot worse to feed a troll in two different newsgroups. If you
must feed Roger, please check the Newsgroups: line! comp.lang.perl.misc
shouldn't have to endure the crap aols has had to deal with. (I was
wondering why clpmisc regulars were posting here!)

The hypocrite is scared that the comp.lang.perl.misc people will see
what a phoney, two-faced, little weasel this Keller fellow really
is. His "opinion" is purely shaped by the opinion of who he
believes to be "in charge."

cordially, as always,

rm

 

[Realto Margarino]

[ This is a repost of the following article: ]
[ From: Keith Keller <[email protected]> ]
[ Subject: Re: Keith Keller: Hypocrite ]
[ Newsgroups: alt.os.linux.slackware ]
[ Message-ID: <[email protected]> ]

Niki is right. Really bad to feed a troll.

It is a lot worse to feed a troll in two different newsgroups. If you
must feed Roger, please check the Newsgroups: line! comp.lang.perl.misc
shouldn't have to endure the crap aols has had to deal with. (I was
wondering why clpmisc regulars were posting here!)

--keith

 

[Realto Margarino]

[ This is a repost of the following article: ]
[ From: Realto Margarino <[email protected]> ]
[ Subject: Re: Keith Keller: Hypocrite ]
[ Newsgroups: alt.os.linux.slackware,comp.lang.perl.misc ]
[ Message-ID: <[email protected]> ]

It is a lot worse to feed a troll in two different newsgroups. If
you must feed Roger, please check the Newsgroups: line!
comp.lang.perl.misc shouldn't have to endure the crap aols has had
to deal with. (I was wondering why clpmisc regulars were posting
here!)

Why shouldn't they know that you are a hypocrit? They have good
reason not to include PGP in their messages, and you pretend to
agree with them, while also pretending to agree with the crowd in
a.o.l.s. And you don't want the perl people to know that you are a
two faced little phoney.

You take out your PGP to kiss the perlies asses. But you champion
the inclusion of PGP in the slackware group to kiss their asses.

And then you call me a "troll" as if that somehow deals with the
issue. But this is old stuff. Anyone that disagrees with a vocal
minority in this group is called a "troll."

You're pathetic. If you think it is a good idea to include PGP then
admit it and include it. If you don't think it is a good idea, then
don't include it, and admit that.

cordially, as always,

rm

 

[Dan C]

Nonsense. I am certainly the most vociferous in opposition.
Others, such as yourself, are cowered.

Wrong. You're the only one complaining. Can you provide a name or
message ID of someone else whining about it?

Didn't think so. Go to your room, Wanda.

 

[Dan C]

is. His "opinion" is purely shaped by the opinion of who he
believes to be "in charge."

Which is why *your* opinion is completely ignored. You don't count for
shit. You're a nobody, and a buffoon.

When we want some shit from you, we'll give your head a squeeze.

 

[A Guy Called Tyketto]

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Instead of calling me names, why don't you just tell us why you
won't put your pgp into your headers?

Simple. I don't want, nor need to. Either way, you're not going
to stop me from doing what I want. PGP goes around the body of the
message, as it's a digital signature. Don't like it, read the RFC,
scream, cry, throw your temper tantrum, throw your bowl of Corn Flakes
on the floor, and stand in the corner like the bad little boy you are.

Or do you find name-calling more helpful?

I find it funny. I find you funny. Actually, I find you a
troll.

BL.
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[Tad McClellan]

[ Followups set ]

Keith Keller is a coward

That is rich coming from an anonymous poster.

Use your name if you expect a thinking person to take you seriously.

 

[+Alan Hicks+]

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["Followup-To:" header set to alt.os.linux.slackware.]
In alt.os.linux.slackware, A Guy Called Tyketto dared to utter,

I find it funny. I find you funny. Actually, I find you a
troll.

I know the posters of AOLS are plenty smart enough to know by now that
arguing with RM isn't going to get anyone anywhere. RM is quite
obviously a very distrubed individual. He doesn't deserve anyone's
hatred or animosity. He deserves your pity if anything. Please quitely
put him in your kill file or ignore him some other way, and move along.
No action you take is going to help him. By lowering yourself to his
level, you're only rubbing shit in your own face.

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It is better to hear the rebuke of the wise,
Than for a man to hear the song of fools.
Ecclesiastes 7:5
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[Realto Margarino]

Wrong. You're the only one complaining. Can you provide a name
or message ID of someone else whining about it?

Sure. But not to the likes of a troll like you. Most people in
comp.lang.perl.misc complained about it. I fail to see why the
slackware people would be any different.

cordially, as always,

rm

 

[RRe45a6o M345a345o]

[trolling deleted]

If we want any from you, we'll give your head a squeeze.

cordially, as always,

rm

 

[R4e5a65lto 2M3a4r4g56arino]

Simple. I don't want, nor need to. Either way, you're not going
to stop me from doing what I want.

Tough guy. Nobody tells you what to do.

PGP goes around the body of the message, as it's a digital
signature.
So?

Don't like it, read the RFC, scream, cry, throw your temper
tantrum, throw your bowl of Corn Flakes on the floor, and stand in
the corner like the bad little boy you are.

The RFC states that the signature limit is 4 lines. And it doesn't
say anything about calling me any names.

How does calling me names justify including PGP in the body of your
message?

cordially, as always,

rm