Larry Wall & Cults

X

Xah Lee

Larry Wall and Cults
(Lazyness, Impatience and Hubris)
200012

Dear readers,

Did you know that throughout history there's this thing called cult?
It is a very interesting phenomenon. I don't have time to expound and
teach, but will try to brief you.

These cults, are often lead by a single person. They form a group as
small as a dozen to multinational octopuses (such as
Scientology). Their creed varies from the mild in appearance
(Dianetics) to appalling (flat earth, extraordinary life-after-death,
impinging apocalypse scenarios, militant anti-government conspiracy,
diabolism with human sacrifices ...). Don't think that i'm citing from
some arcane books buried in libraries. These are real, and not
difficult to find in real life. Some of these cult leaders, are so
able to totally wash their member's brain, as to have them
autonomously swear and volunteer to die for the cause of the cult.
Occasionally, you'll even see mass suicide.

You know, the world is not made completely of rubes. Somebody
somewhere, will observe this phenomenon and study or report it as
is. Big brother organizations, such as the FBI, is keen on these and
very interested in benefiting from social psychology themselves. They
are recorded in books too. Ever wonder why the library houses so many
cold volumes of paper? This is one contributing reason. You might be
interested to verify that sometimes.

These brain-washing phenomenon, are not limited to fanatical
life-and-death or otherwise dire beliefs. You see it work in all
manners of human thought in the general sense. From culture formation
to fashion to commercialism. Surely you have heard of Adolf Hitler
and his atrocities of genocide? I must alert you, that a single person
couldn't commit such a crime. You see, even if you are superman, you
can only kill few at a time. You see, it is the people, people like
you and me, who commit the killings willingly, by Hitler's
teaching. You may say: "no, i won't ever do such stupid thing", well
because you are very ignorant about social psychology. It is precisely
innocent people like you and (not) me, who were lead by the radical
leaders of supreme brain-washing abilities. The innocent mob were
fervent in their leader's vision and beliefs to commit anything. You
know the concept of war, right? We have two massive body of people
committed to cut off other people's head or otherwise stick a knife in
their bodies or bomb off an arm or leg. How did that happen? Well, it
starts with patriotism for people like you and (not) me.

Now, back to topic. In the computing world, there're also bad seeds
with colorful creed taking innocent mobs forming cults. The three
principal virtues of a programmer are Laziness, Impatience, and
Hubris. Yes?

How can we prevent heinous cults then? Stop bending truths. Education
and rationalism. I'm starting my own cult to exterminate morons on
this earth. Two things are on the top of my agenda: Unixism and Perl.

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R

Rene Pijlman

Xah Lee:
I'm starting my own cult to exterminate morons on this earth.
Two things are on the top of my agenda: Unixism and Perl.

What are you replacing Unix with?
 
G

Giles Todd

Did you know that throughout history there's this thing called cult?

Kenneth Williams used to claim repeatedly that he was a cult. This
was in the 1960s. So, yes, I think I know that "there's this thing
called cult".
It is a very interesting phenomenon. I don't have time to expound and
teach, but will try to brief you.

That's OK. I've done it for you. Now, try investigating "Rambling
Sid Rumpo".

Giles.
 
R

Rich Teer

Did you know that throughout history there's this thing called cult?

I think you're getting confused with the Blue Öyster Cult.
Don't Fear the Reaper - great song.

--
Rich Teer, SCNA, SCSA, author of "Solaris Systems Programming",
published in August 2004.

President,
Rite Online Inc.

Voice: +1 (250) 979-1638
URL: http://www.rite-group.com/rich
 
P

Paul F. Dietz

Rich said:
I think you're getting confused with the Blue Öyster Cult.
Don't Fear the Reaper - great song.

A great allegory about garbage collection, wasn't it?

Paul
 
J

Johnny

How can we prevent heinous cults then? Stop bending truths. Education
and rationalism. I'm starting my own cult to exterminate morons on
this earth. Two things are on the top of my agenda: Unixism and Perl.

I bet Larry Wall's life insurance premiums just skyrocketed. BTW, what
does this have to do with Lisp? We are more of a therapy and support
group than a cult.
 
E

Espen Vestre

Rich Teer said:
I think you're getting confused with the Blue Öyster Cult.
Don't Fear the Reaper - great song.

Great song, but their hard-hitting stuff is even better. For instance
"Lisp in the Hills" or "Career of Eval".
 
T

Tassilo v. Parseval

Also sprach Johnny:
I bet Larry Wall's life insurance premiums just skyrocketed.

It would, if anyone could take Xah Lee Loo seriously. But really, no one
can. He's more like the court jester, creeping out of the dark every so
and so months. We're all very much enjoying his sporadic shows. Really.

;-)

Tassilo
 
T

Terry Reedy

Python is not a cult. We therefore have no collective interest in trashing
other languages or language designers.
 
M

Michiel Borkent

Erm, please don't make false propaganda for the language I happen to love
;).

Btw:

(english-to-esperanto "troll") ==> "trolo"

Michiel
 
P

Peter Hansen

Erm, please don't make false propaganda for the language I happen to love
;).

Btw:

(english-to-esperanto "troll") ==> "trolo"

Pardonu... estis sxerco, evidente!

-Peter
 
P

Pete Fenelon

In alt.folklore.computers Giles Todd said:
That's OK. I've done it for you. Now, try investigating "Rambling
Sid Rumpo".

I need to fossick through me ganderbag and work out a way of mp3ing my
taped collection of Rambling Syd's artefacts, me dearios.

pete
 
M

Michiel Borkent

Jes, mi komprenis. Dankon por la inspiro: mi jxus kreis novan subskribajxon.

Amike,
Michiel
 
S

Sara

Larry Wall and Cults
(Lazyness, Impatience and Hubris)
200012

Dear readers,

Did you know that throughout history there's this thing called cult?
It is a very interesting phenomenon. I don't have time to expound and
teach, but will try to brief you.

Hey this ain't no CULT! Our creedo is simply:

"Larry said it, I believe it, THAT settles it!"

If you don't believe it just look at the reaction if any questions any
element of Perl design!
 
M

Markus Wankus

I think you're getting confused with the Blue Öyster Cult.
It was a great song, but it needed more cowbell...

Mark.
 

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