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purllad
I read yesterday's "Top Turds of comp.lang.perl.misc for 2007" awards
and strongly agreed with all of them except for Purl Gurl. I don't
understand how anyone could consider Purl Gurl to resemble a turd in
any way. I think she is the best so I wrote this perl ode to express
how I feel about her. Enjoy!
#!/usr/bin/perl
my $love = 'Purl Gurl';
do tell $love, 'I adore you' for $ever++;
die 'without you' if $apart;
send $flowers, $diamonds, $presents;
listen our @music, @dance;
read our @poems => $smile, $laugh;
study each %other;
close @hugs ** @kisses;
goto bed;
bed:
open our @clothes;
while (<$horny>) {
join our @bodies;
sin and sin and sin;
push @harder => y/esss!!!!!!!// ... glob and glob and glob;
switch $position;
}
link our @arms, our @legs;
sleep until not $tired;
wait for alarm;
split;
and strongly agreed with all of them except for Purl Gurl. I don't
understand how anyone could consider Purl Gurl to resemble a turd in
any way. I think she is the best so I wrote this perl ode to express
how I feel about her. Enjoy!
#!/usr/bin/perl
my $love = 'Purl Gurl';
do tell $love, 'I adore you' for $ever++;
die 'without you' if $apart;
send $flowers, $diamonds, $presents;
listen our @music, @dance;
read our @poems => $smile, $laugh;
study each %other;
close @hugs ** @kisses;
goto bed;
bed:
open our @clothes;
while (<$horny>) {
join our @bodies;
sin and sin and sin;
push @harder => y/esss!!!!!!!// ... glob and glob and glob;
switch $position;
}
link our @arms, our @legs;
sleep until not $tired;
wait for alarm;
split;