Oddity with java.util.SortedMap

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nebulous99

[snip]

NO FEEDBACK LOOPS!

What I say in response to Mike Schilling is no skin off your nose.
Obviously that would not
stop Arne from continuing to tell other people dangerously incorrect
things about me. Indeed, it would leave him to do so unopposed,
precisely the opposite of the correct outcome.

[non-sequitur]

All your base are belong to us.
 
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Mike Schilling

(e-mail address removed) wrote:

[homicidal theats deleted]

Now you've gone too far.
 
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nebulous99

(e-mail address removed) wrote:

[homicidal theats deleted]

That's a damn lie! I never wrote any "homicidal threats".

None of the nasty things that you have said or implied about me are at
all true.
 
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Captain Koloth

 [threats of sexual assault deleted]]

nuqjatlh??

nuqjatlh??!?!?

yIHarQo'! nepwI' ghaH!

You speak the lies of a taHqeq! I made no such threats, as Google will
prove, petaQ!

Many Klingon warriors would drop everything to hunt you down and kill
you for making such a vicious accusation about them in public!

Be glad that I am one of those few that is content to point out to all
of the world your dishonorable actions and let you live in shame for
the remainder of your natural life.
That's it.  Now I'm contacting the police.

I don't respond well to threats, petaQ.

But I have no need to fear your "police". tlhIngan maH! It would take
an ARMY of weak tu'HomIraH tera'ngan "police" to pose a threat to a
Klingon warrior, and anyway, your army of "police" will be too busy
rolling on the floor laughing after they see through Google Groups
that your accusation is a brazenly false one.

Now, cowardly petaQ, I demand that you shut up and stop with these
cowardly and transparent lies or face me in mortal combat! And if you
choose the latter, I look forward to adding another notch to the
handle of my bat'leth after my victory! Braver petaQs than you have
fallen to that proud blade in the past. Although all of them were of
course slain in self defense ...
 
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Joshua Cranmer

Captain said:
Many Klingon warriors would drop everything to hunt you down and kill
you for making such a vicious accusation about them in public!

Eh? Vous envoyeriez les sans-abris à lui? Comment? Il vaudrait mieux si
vous parlez dans une langue que la plupart de les lectuers peux parler.

Peut-être ces sans-abris peuvent vous aider avec votre folie et vos
hallucinations.
I don't respond well to threats, petaQ.

Ou bien, peut-être ils peuvent vous donner la definition d'ironie.

Merde! Ma dictionnaire deviens rapidement déchirée! Avez-vous du Scotch?

[ Un dénégation: le français n'est pas ma première langue. Je suis très
désolé si j'avais fait une erreur grammatique ou orthographique.
Spécialement avec les accents. ]

GEVA.
 
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Only half of it.

Nearly all of it, given it's rarely custom-subclasses.
 People who write code are just as important as those who use it.

That does not make sense. Both clients and subclassers are "people who
write code".
But you thus show that you realize that there would be a need for
change if the contract changed.

Qagh Sopbe'.
Huh?

Entirely beside the point, given how little change.
 And you don't know how easy it would be to update it,
since the implementation to change will itself be used by other code,
which then will need to change

QoH! It won't, since changing the implementation keySet return type to
SortedSet won't force change on clients of that code, and it's
unlikely for the implementation to be itself subclassed, and even more
unlikely for such a subclass to be overriding the superclass
implementation of keySet.
thus requiring unit tests, regression tests,
deployment to a zillion production sites, possible new bugs to fix,
delays to other more critical feature improvements or repair, and a
whole lot of cost to Java projects overall.
Tojo'Qa'!

Huh?

What a ridiculous slippery slope argument.
sorted. You'd just need to implement first, last, subSet, tailSet, and
headSet, and you could make all of those (in presumably an anonymous
inner class of your map) punt to MySortedMap.this.firstKey(), lastKey
(), subMap(x,y).keySet(), tailMap(x).keySet(), and headMap(y).keySet
().
It would take all of five minutes.

[calls me a liar]

Grrr! TlhIngan quv DatIchDI' Seng yIghuH!

Paula, are you off your meds?
If anyone here is a lying petaQ ... well, let's just say that it is
not I!


VeQ! There are probably only a handful, if that.

This doesn't look like you're winning at all, for ****'s sake.

(FNVW, is it possible to nominate Paul "Two Socks" Derbyshire for the
Goofy Azzed Babboon for this very old post?)


--
If you want to see something lamer than John Edward Kook's Aratzio frogeries,
check out Scatboi's forgeries.
"It's not paranoia when it's careful analysis of a trail of forensic
evidence gathered from post headers, fuckwit." - writes
Feerless Forensic Usenet Investigator, Nadless the Derbyshite sock.
Then Nadless The Kook presents his 'forensic evidence' of 'outright forgery':
<[email protected]> = From: Nadegda <[email protected]>
<[email protected]> = From: Nadegda <[email protected]>
 
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Nadegda

[silent followup-to denied. And why are you crossposting your kookfeud
with "Derbyshire" to comp.lang.java.programmer, kooky?]
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On Mon, 01 Dec 2008 19:10:23 GMT, Captain Koloth Derbyshite
(FNVW, is it possible to nominate Paul "Two Socks" Derbyshire for the
Goofy Azzed Babboon for this very old post?)

*You* cannot nominate anyone for anything, Offishul AUK Spankling.

Furthermore, I am assuming you mutated that attribution line in your
usual manner and it actually only said "Captain Koloth" or similar. If
so, the new rules forbid real-lifing the guy unless he's an outerfilther
himself.

Lastly, there's no evidence the name you stated is the name of the poster
that wrote that old article anyway.

P.S. You are obviously a complete nincompoop when it comes to Star Trek.
The poster of that old article was obviously acting the part of a
Klingon, for whatever reason. Where was it, in a Star Trek group? (Since
you didn't post a message-ID, did alter the attribution line, and didn't
specify the group, I can't find it.)
 
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Paul G. Derbyshire said:
[silent followup-to denied

Restored; you've already stunk up that group enough, Paul Derbyshire.
And why are you crossposting your kookfeud
with "Derbyshire" to comp.lang.java.programmer<SLAP>

Paul G. Derbyshite, stop speaking about yourself in the third person.

*You*<SLAP>

Shut up, Paul Derbyshite; you are not the FNVW.



--
If you want to see something lamer than John Edward Kook's Aratzio frogeries,
check out Scatboi's forgeries.
"It's not paranoia when it's careful analysis of a trail of forensic
evidence gathered from post headers, fuckwit." - writes
Feerless Forensic Usenet Investigator, Nadless the Derbyshite sock.
Then Nadless The Kook presents his 'forensic evidence' of 'outright forgery':
<[email protected]> = From: Nadegda <[email protected]>
<[email protected]> = From: Nadegda <[email protected]>
 
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Nadegda

[silent followup-to denied]
[silent followup-to denied

Restored; you've already stunk up that group enough<SLAP!>

YOU started your latest kooky feud-thread with a post that YOU chose to
crosspost, irrelevantly, to that group, instead of choosing to post it
only to alt.usenet.kooks, kook.
Paul G. Derbyshite, stop speaking about yourself in the third person.

Delusion noted, kook.
Shut up, Paul Derbyshite; you are not the FNVW.

No, he isn't -- whoever he is. But I *am* an FNVW (two of three), and,
regardless, as a deemed kook you cannot nominate.
 
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Fred Hall

But I *am* an FNVW (two of three)

LMFAO. Indeed you are 2 of the 3 socks pretending,Socky.

For ****'s Sake! You're Winning!
--

"Paul Derbyshire is the reason God made killfiles and suitcase nukes." -- Camille Klein in rec.games.mecha

"Real lifing of ordinary kooks is forbidden. Real lifing of outerfilthers,
to teach them a lesson, is permitted up to a point"--Nadegda Derbyshire
Message-ID: <[email protected]>

alt.paul-derbyshire.fix.it.now
alt.paul-derbyshire.fix.it
alt.paul-derbyshire
 
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Captain Koloth wrote:
That IS the contract.

Only half of it.

Nearly all of it, given it's rarely custom-subclasses.

 People who write code are just as important as those who use it.

That does not make sense. Both clients and subclassers are "people who
write code".

But the contract also exists for the SortedMap implementer, and it
defines what he's allowed to do. If i wrote a SortedMap under 1.4
that returned a key set that wasn't a SortedSet, which was
perfectly legal at that point, i would take a very dim view of a
change to the definitionof SortedMap in 1.5 that made it illegal.

Why? It would be very easy to update it, since the backing Map is

But you thus show that you realize that there would be a need for
change if the contract changed.

Qagh Sopbe'.
Huh?

Entirely beside the point, given how little change.
 And you don't know how easy it would be to update it,
since the implementation to change will itself be used by other code,
which then will need to change

QoH! It won't, since changing the implementation keySet return type to
SortedSet won't force change on clients of that code, and it's
unlikely for the implementation to be itself subclassed, and even more
unlikely for such a subclass to be overriding the superclass
implementation of keySet.

thus requiring unit tests, regression tests,
deployment to a zillion production sites, possible new bugs to fix,
delays to other more critical feature improvements or repair, and a
whole lot of cost to Java projects overall.
Tojo'Qa'!

Huh?

What a ridiculous slippery slope argument.

sorted. You'd just need to implement first, last, subSet, tailSet,
and headSet, and you could make all of those (in presumably an
anonymous inner class of your map) punt to
MySortedMap.this.firstKey(), lastKey (), subMap(x,y).keySet(),
tailMap(x).keySet(), and headMap(y).keySet ().

It would take all of five minutes.

[calls me a liar]

Grrr! TlhIngan quv DatIchDI' Seng yIghuH!

Paula, are you off your meds?
If anyone here is a lying petaQ ... well, let's just say that it is
not I!

Also, how common are third-party implementations of SortedMap,
really?

At the time the contract was written, there weren't any.  Having
written the contract, Java must not assume that continues to pertain.
 There could be thousands of such implementations by now.

VeQ! There are probably only a handful, if that.

This doesn't look like you're winning at all, for ****'s sake.

(FNVW, is it possible to nominate Paul "Two Socks" Derbyshire for the
Goofy Azzed Babboon for this very old post?)

Yes.

Thank you, Mister Wrangler.
According to the award description Goofy Azzed Babboon is for
kooks past and present.

Goofy Azzed Babboon
This award commemorates Kookistic achievement in the linguistic arts. Of
any language. To be awarded for categorical instances of such
achievement, but if a fully separate category of it is exhibited by said
Kook then they can win it more than once. There is no statute of
limitations here; one should

* award net.kooks of the past as well as the present*.

Linguistic butchering is, we believe, a demonstrably proven Kook Art.
If the person's inability to
use language comes from their inexperience with it they do not qualify.
Kooky language must come from Kooky thought.

And if kooky thoughts were dollars, Paula Derbyshite would be richer than
Bill Gates.

In recognition of his linguistic butchering while using his "Captain Koloth"
sockpuppet, and there being no statute of limitations for the award, I hereby
nominate Paul G. "Two-Socks" Derbyshire for the official alt.usenet kook
Goofy Azzed Babboon Award. Seconds?


--
If you want to see something lamer than John Edward Kook's Aratzio frogeries,
check out Scatboi's forgeries.
"It's not paranoia when it's careful analysis of a trail of forensic
evidence gathered from post headers, fuckwit." - writes
Feerless Forensic Usenet Investigator, Nadless the Derbyshite sock.
Then Nadless The Kook presents his 'forensic evidence' of 'outright forgery':
<[email protected]> = From: Nadegda <[email protected]>
<[email protected]> = From: Nadegda <[email protected]>
 
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Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler

Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler said:
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On Mon, 01 Dec 2008 19:10:23 GMT, Captain Koloth Derbyshite

Captain Koloth wrote:
That IS the contract.

Only half of it.

Nearly all of it, given it's rarely custom-subclasses.

 People who write code are just as important as those who use it.

That does not make sense. Both clients and subclassers are "people who
write code".

But the contract also exists for the SortedMap implementer, and it
defines what he's allowed to do. If i wrote a SortedMap under 1.4
that returned a key set that wasn't a SortedSet, which was
perfectly legal at that point, i would take a very dim view of a
change to the definitionof SortedMap in 1.5 that made it illegal.

Why? It would be very easy to update it, since the backing Map is

But you thus show that you realize that there would be a need for
change if the contract changed.

Qagh Sopbe'.

Huh?

Entirely beside the point, given how little change.

 And you don't know how easy it would be to update it,
since the implementation to change will itself be used by other code,
which then will need to change

QoH! It won't, since changing the implementation keySet return type to
SortedSet won't force change on clients of that code, and it's
unlikely for the implementation to be itself subclassed, and even more
unlikely for such a subclass to be overriding the superclass
implementation of keySet.

thus requiring unit tests, regression tests,
deployment to a zillion production sites, possible new bugs to fix,
delays to other more critical feature improvements or repair, and a
whole lot of cost to Java projects overall.


Tojo'Qa'!

Huh?

What a ridiculous slippery slope argument.

sorted. You'd just need to implement first, last, subSet, tailSet,
and headSet, and you could make all of those (in presumably an
anonymous inner class of your map) punt to
MySortedMap.this.firstKey(), lastKey (), subMap(x,y).keySet(),
tailMap(x).keySet(), and headMap(y).keySet ().

It would take all of five minutes.

[calls me a liar]

Grrr! TlhIngan quv DatIchDI' Seng yIghuH!

Paula, are you off your meds?

If anyone here is a lying petaQ ... well, let's just say that it is
not I!

Also, how common are third-party implementations of SortedMap,
really?

At the time the contract was written, there weren't any.  Having
written the contract, Java must not assume that continues to pertain.
 There could be thousands of such implementations by now.

VeQ! There are probably only a handful, if that.

This doesn't look like you're winning at all, for ****'s sake.

(FNVW, is it possible to nominate Paul "Two Socks" Derbyshire for the
Goofy Azzed Babboon for this very old post?)

Yes.

Thank you, Mister Wrangler.
According to the award description Goofy Azzed Babboon is for
kooks past and present.

Goofy Azzed Babboon
This award commemorates Kookistic achievement in the linguistic arts. Of
any language. To be awarded for categorical instances of such
achievement, but if a fully separate category of it is exhibited by said
Kook then they can win it more than once. There is no statute of
limitations here; one should

* award net.kooks of the past as well as the present*.

Linguistic butchering is, we believe, a demonstrably proven Kook Art.
If the person's inability to
use language comes from their inexperience with it they do not qualify.
Kooky language must come from Kooky thought.

And if kooky thoughts were dollars, Paula Derbyshite would be richer than
Bill Gates.

In recognition of his linguistic butchering while using his "Captain Koloth"
sockpuppet, and there being no statute of limitations for the award, I hereby
nominate Paul G. "Two-Socks" Derbyshire for the official alt.usenet kook
Goofy Azzed Babboon Award. Seconds?

Nomination accepted.
--
July 2012 Nominations:
http://blackhelicopternews.blogspot.com/2012/07/july-2012-nominations.html

http://blackhelicopternews.blogspot.com/p/award-winners-1994-2012.html

http://fnvw.databasix.com (awards descriptions and more)
 
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Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler, in
Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler said:
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On Mon, 01 Dec 2008 19:10:23 GMT, Captain Koloth Derbyshite

Captain Koloth wrote:
That IS the contract.

Only half of it.

Nearly all of it, given it's rarely custom-subclasses.

 People who write code are just as important as those who use it.

That does not make sense. Both clients and subclassers are "people who
write code".

But the contract also exists for the SortedMap implementer, and it
defines what he's allowed to do. If i wrote a SortedMap under 1.4
that returned a key set that wasn't a SortedSet, which was
perfectly legal at that point, i would take a very dim view of a
change to the definitionof SortedMap in 1.5 that made it illegal.

Why? It would be very easy to update it, since the backing Map is

But you thus show that you realize that there would be a need for
change if the contract changed.

Qagh Sopbe'.

Huh?

Entirely beside the point, given how little change.

 And you don't know how easy it would be to update it,
since the implementation to change will itself be used by other code,
which then will need to change

QoH! It won't, since changing the implementation keySet return type to
SortedSet won't force change on clients of that code, and it's
unlikely for the implementation to be itself subclassed, and even more
unlikely for such a subclass to be overriding the superclass
implementation of keySet.

thus requiring unit tests, regression tests,
deployment to a zillion production sites, possible new bugs to fix,
delays to other more critical feature improvements or repair, and a
whole lot of cost to Java projects overall.


Tojo'Qa'!

Huh?

What a ridiculous slippery slope argument.

sorted. You'd just need to implement first, last, subSet, tailSet,
and headSet, and you could make all of those (in presumably an
anonymous inner class of your map) punt to
MySortedMap.this.firstKey(), lastKey (), subMap(x,y).keySet(),
tailMap(x).keySet(), and headMap(y).keySet ().

It would take all of five minutes.

[calls me a liar]

Grrr! TlhIngan quv DatIchDI' Seng yIghuH!

Paula, are you off your meds?

If anyone here is a lying petaQ ... well, let's just say that it is
not I!

Also, how common are third-party implementations of SortedMap,
really?

At the time the contract was written, there weren't any.  Having
written the contract, Java must not assume that continues to pertain.
 There could be thousands of such implementations by now.

VeQ! There are probably only a handful, if that.

This doesn't look like you're winning at all, for ****'s sake.

(FNVW, is it possible to nominate Paul "Two Socks" Derbyshire for the
Goofy Azzed Babboon for this very old post?)

Yes.

Thank you, Mister Wrangler.
According to the award description Goofy Azzed Babboon is for
kooks past and present.

Goofy Azzed Babboon
This award commemorates Kookistic achievement in the linguistic arts. Of
any language. To be awarded for categorical instances of such
achievement, but if a fully separate category of it is exhibited by said
Kook then they can win it more than once. There is no statute of
limitations here; one should

* award net.kooks of the past as well as the present*.

Linguistic butchering is, we believe, a demonstrably proven Kook Art.
If the person's inability to
use language comes from their inexperience with it they do not qualify.
Kooky language must come from Kooky thought.

And if kooky thoughts were dollars, Paula Derbyshite would be richer than
Bill Gates.

In recognition of his linguistic butchering while using his "Captain Koloth"
sockpuppet, and there being no statute of limitations for the award, I hereby
nominate Paul G. "Two-Socks" Derbyshire for the official alt.usenet kook
Goofy Azzed Babboon Award. Seconds?

Nomination accepted.

Acceptance denied, Drunken Kook Masquerading As Ex-FNVW (aka Fred
Hall).

The triumvirate has voted you out, you are officially impeached. You
have no power, you have no right of acceptance of nominations, in
fact, being a deemed kook yourself (Offishul AUK Pegboy For Life, by
FNVW decree 10Jul2012), you cannot even nominate, second or vote.

Oh, how the mighty have fallen.

<sniggle>
 
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Friendly Neighborhood Vote Wrangler said:
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On Mon, 01 Dec 2008 19:10:23 GMT, Captain Koloth Derbyshite

Captain Koloth wrote:
That IS the contract.

Only half of it.

Nearly all of it, given it's rarely custom-subclasses.

 People who write code are just as important as those who use it.

That does not make sense. Both clients and subclassers are "people
who write code".

But the contract also exists for the SortedMap implementer, and
it defines what he's allowed to do. If i wrote a SortedMap under
1.4 that returned a key set that wasn't a SortedSet, which was
perfectly legal at that point, i would take a very dim view of a
change to the definitionof SortedMap in 1.5 that made it
illegal.

Why? It would be very easy to update it, since the backing Map is

But you thus show that you realize that there would be a need for
change if the contract changed.

Qagh Sopbe'.

Huh?

Entirely beside the point, given how little change.

 And you don't know how easy it would be to update it,
since the implementation to change will itself be used by other
code, which then will need to change

QoH! It won't, since changing the implementation keySet return type
to SortedSet won't force change on clients of that code, and it's
unlikely for the implementation to be itself subclassed, and even
more unlikely for such a subclass to be overriding the superclass
implementation of keySet.

thus requiring unit tests, regression tests,
deployment to a zillion production sites, possible new bugs to fix,
delays to other more critical feature improvements or repair, and a
whole lot of cost to Java projects overall.


Tojo'Qa'!

Huh?

What a ridiculous slippery slope argument.

sorted. You'd just need to implement first, last, subSet,
tailSet, and headSet, and you could make all of those (in
presumably an anonymous inner class of your map) punt to
MySortedMap.this.firstKey(), lastKey (), subMap(x,y).keySet(),
tailMap(x).keySet(), and headMap(y).keySet ().

It would take all of five minutes.

[calls me a liar]

Grrr! TlhIngan quv DatIchDI' Seng yIghuH!

Paula, are you off your meds?

If anyone here is a lying petaQ ... well, let's just say that it is
not I!

Also, how common are third-party implementations of SortedMap,
really?

At the time the contract was written, there weren't any.  Having
written the contract, Java must not assume that continues to
pertain.  There could be thousands of such implementations by now.

VeQ! There are probably only a handful, if that.

This doesn't look like you're winning at all, for ****'s sake.

(FNVW, is it possible to nominate Paul "Two Socks" Derbyshire for the
Goofy Azzed Babboon for this very old post?)

Yes.

Thank you, Mister Wrangler.
According to the award description Goofy Azzed Babboon is for
kooks past and present.

Goofy Azzed Babboon
This award commemorates Kookistic achievement in the linguistic arts.
Of any language. To be awarded for categorical instances of such
achievement, but if a fully separate category of it is exhibited by
said Kook then they can win it more than once. There is no statute of
limitations here; one should

* award net.kooks of the past as well as the present*.

Linguistic butchering is, we believe, a demonstrably proven Kook Art.
If the person's inability to
use language comes from their inexperience with it they do not
qualify. Kooky language must come from Kooky thought.

And if kooky thoughts were dollars, Paula Derbyshite would be richer
than Bill Gates.

In recognition of his linguistic butchering while using his "Captain
Koloth" sockpuppet, and there being no statute of limitations for the
award, I hereby nominate Paul G. "Two-Socks" Derbyshire for the official
alt.usenet kook Goofy Azzed Babboon Award. Seconds?

Nomination accepted.

Thank you, Mister One And Only True Wrangler.

--
If you want to see something lamer than John Edward Kook's Aratzio frogeries,
check out Scatboi's forgeries.
"It's not paranoia when it's careful analysis of a trail of forensic
evidence gathered from post headers, fuckwit." - writes
Feerless Forensic Usenet Investigator, Nadless the Derbyshite sock.
Then Nadless The Kook presents his 'forensic evidence' of 'outright forgery':
<[email protected]> = From: Nadegda <[email protected]>
<[email protected]> = From: Nadegda <[email protected]>
 

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