I was hoping you would reply to this post
You bash me around for not having "alt" tags, and here you are not doing it
yourself.
Microsoft excel has no concept of alt tags. And when have I specifically
complained about *your* lack of alt tags?
Then you have the damn nerve to use tables for presentation.
Microsoft excel uses tables for presentation. That is because Microsoft
excel is a spreadsheet. A spreadsheet is basically a table, used to lay out
tabular data. Microsoft excel does not know that a few words of text and an
image are not data. That is why Microsoft excel uses tables for layout.
Not to mention the use of [cough choke cough cough} Front Page.
(your brackets and braces are mismatched)
Where did I use frontpage? Oh, I see, yes, Microsoft excel does put in the
frontpage meta elements. Hang on, no it doesn't. Perhaps I at one stage
downloaded this page from the web site to Microsoft Frontpage. Ah yes, I
remember now, I lost the "source" once and downloaded it from the web site,
into Microsoft Frontpage, just to see what it would do
Then you leave in a link taking visitors to a page that no longer exists.
No, the page does exist. It is just that it is obsolete (I wrote it years
ago) and no longer reflects either my way of thinking nor those of this
group. So, I prefer to not publish its whereabouts. However, in the
interests of keeping the page I published in this thread intact, and the
links live, I leave a stub page there so as to not cause a 404.
And you say you've designed websites for others? For free I hope.
Where did I ever say that I have designed websites for others? Check every
single one of my posts in usenet over the last eight years and you will
never see me claiming that I design web pages for others. Crikey, you can't
even get your flaming right
As to the link I provided:
Right over your head, like an aeroplane.
Straight through to the wicket keeper. (a Cricket term, ask some of the .uk
people what it means)
This page, my good sir, is a *joke*, a parody. It is a page made with
Microsoft Excel that I often serve up when people complain how badly
Microsoft Frontpage does at writing HTML. It is there to prove that there
are worse things than Microsoft Frontpage out there.
However I really didn't expect you to appreciate any of my sense of humour,
me being Australian and all. I keep forgetting that the U S of A citizens
require a joke to be explained to them in advance
In any case the scroll bar does work in this page, which I must say is
better than your scroll bar.
