PING: all puny humans

[brucie]

BAWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

WWWWeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

BAWHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH

ok, all the porn in existence is downloaded. now what do i do?

i know i'll do it again!

wwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

 

[Neal]

ok, all the porn in existence is downloaded. now what do i do?

You, brucie, are the root of all debauchery. We should rename all porn
"brucie" in honor.

 

[Nik Coughin]

BAWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

How fast is it?

 

[brucie]

In alt.www.webmaster,alt.html Nik Coughin said:

How fast is it?

800/128

 

[Blinky the Shark]

BAWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


ok, all the porn in existence is downloaded. now what do i do?

i know i'll do it again!

wwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

COWER, MORTALS!

 

[Nik Coughin]

In alt.www.webmaster,alt.html Nik Coughin said:



800/128

You bastard. Is it capped? I get 7GB/month@256/256... 800 would be nice.
Very nice. Only bonus is mine is small, wireless and has batteries hence
portable (though only works in a 50km radius).

 

[Whatevah]

In alt.www.webmaster,alt.html Nik Coughin said:




800/128

oohhh.... cute

 

[Tina - AffordableHOST, Inc.]

You bastard. Is it capped? I get 7GB/month@256/256... 800 would be nice.
Very nice. Only bonus is mine is small, wireless and has batteries hence
portable (though only works in a 50km radius).

I locked myself out of the office the other day. Thank god for wireless
technology...no matter how silly I looked sitting out in the hallway, on the
floor, with my laptop. "

--Tina

 

[rf]

brucie yelled from his rooftop satelite installation:

Much better brucie. I can hear you quite clearly now

800/128

Hmmm. I downloaded the latest apache/php/mysql bizo last month. Peak
download speed recorded at 800 K Bytes/second as well ;-)

Cheers
Richard.

 

[rf]

I locked myself out of the office the other day. Thank god for wireless
technology...no matter how silly I looked sitting out in the hallway, on the
floor, with my laptop. "

Why didn't you email support and ask them to open the door?

 

[Tina - AffordableHOST, Inc.]

Why didn't you email support and ask them to open the door?

Because they were all looking at me through the door...laughing. :-D


Actually, it was well after office hours - the only techs working that late
were remote.

--Tina

 

[rf]

Tina wrote:

[locked out]

Because they were all looking at me through the door...laughing. :-D

<grin> It's always good value when the boss stuffs up. Gives the humble
workers reason for a little more self esteem [1]</grin>

You did tell *them* of this episode, did you not?

<aside>
Many years ago (well, 25 of them actually) one of my shift supervisors
ejected the Chief Managing Director from the computer room (big mainframe
computer worth $millions, 10 white-coats per shift to feed it). Somehow he
had snuck in behind somebody carrying a large pile of printout.

A big to-do ensued. After the dust settled the MD was privately chastised
and the SS was publicly commended on a job well done, keeping unauthorised
personnel out of the operations area. The rabble and staff grinned a quiet
pleased smile to themselves and went home just a little more chirpy.
</aside>

 

[brucie]

In alt.www.webmaster,alt.html Nik Coughin said:

You bastard.

puny human

Is it capped?

depends on load

I get 7GB/month@256/256...

4gb. 15c per mb over.

800 would be nice.
$500/month

Very nice. Only bonus is mine is small, wireless and has batteries hence
portable (though only works in a 50km radius).

mine can reheat my dinner or keep me warm at night if i stand in front
of it.

 

[Matt Probert]

BAWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

WWWWeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

BAWHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH

ok, all the porn in existence is downloaded. now what do i do?

i know i'll do it again!

wwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Got the broadband working have you?

Matt

 

[SpaceGirl]

In alt.www.webmaster,alt.html Nik Coughin said:




puny human




depends on load




4gb. 15c per mb over.




mine can reheat my dinner or keep me warm at night if i stand in front
of it.

Meh I laugh at your lame attempt at internet access mwhwhwhha

3mbit / 256 / no capping, £50 a month.

--


x theSpaceGirl (miranda)

# lead designer @ http://www.dhnewmedia.com #
# remove NO SPAM to email, or use form on website #

 

[nice.guy.nige]

While the city slept, rf ([email protected]) feverishly typed...
[...]

A big to-do ensued. After the dust settled the MD was privately
chastised and the SS was publicly commended on a job well done,
keeping unauthorised personnel out of the operations area.

You used the SS for security? A bit over-the-top don't you think??? ;-)

Cheers,
Nige

 

[rf]

3mbit / 256 / no capping, £50 a month.

Hmmm. Meh.

10 mbit / second connection.

3 Gig per month.

$70au per month for 2 seperate connections.

And that is from Bigpond, the official rip off company

 

[atec]

1.5 mbit , unlimited ( read 60 gig a month) for $99.00 which is fine for
here .

 

[Charles Sweeney]

BAWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

WWWWeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

BAWHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH

ok, all the porn in existence is downloaded. now what do i do?

i know i'll do it again!

wwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Stamp collecting?

 

[brucie]

In alt.www.webmaster,alt.html Matt Probert said:

Got the broadband working have you?

how did you guess?

i have recently discovered possums until dissuaded with clods of earth
think a sat dish is really kewl trapeze equipment.