Re: problem with code - added a limerick - and guess what?

Discussion in 'HTML' started by MG, Sep 13, 2010.

  1. MG

    MG Guest

    "thedarkman" <> wrote in message
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    > If anyone can give me a simple piece of code



    Try this:

    <!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.01//EN"
    "http://www.w3.org/TR/html4/strict.dtd">

    <html>
    <head>
    <title></title>
    <meta name="description" content="LIMERICKS BY ALEXANDER BARON">
    <meta name="keywords" content="XXXX">
    <meta http-equiv="content-type" content="text/html; charset='iso-8859-1'">


    <style type="text/css">
    body {text-align:center; background-color:white;}
    h1 {color:red; font-style:italic; margin-bottom:0;}
    p {color:black; margin-top:0;}
    </style>

    </head>

    <body>

    <h1>LIMERICKS<br>BY ALEXANDER BARON</h1>
    <p>[This collection includes non-standard limericks: extended limericks and
    limerick poems, etc].</p>

    <h1>A Limerick For Everybody's Favourite Double Child Killer</h1>
    <p>There once was a nonce name of <a href="marshall-images.html">Hunt-
    <br>Ley</a> who said "I'm sure that knife is blunt",
    <br>But alas, it was not,
    <br>Now a scarred face he's got
    <br>In Frankland gaol, the murdering ****.</p>

    <h1>A Nice Pair</h1>
    <p>There was once a young lady named Sam
    <br>Who said: Brainless you may think I am,
    <br>Just because I undress
    <br>For the popular press,
    <br>But I'm making a mint,
    <br>(Not bad for a dumb bint),
    <br>So I really could not give a damn.</p>

    <h1>A Question Of Degree</h1>
    <p>Poor old Thatcher, how sad she must be,
    <br>For she's just been refused a degree:
    <br>An honorary one,
    <br>Guess that's one up the bum
    <br>For the snatching old bitch - ha ha he!</p>

    </body>
    </html>


    Now try adding some more of your own.

    MG
    MG, Sep 13, 2010
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