Never mind speed -- what other mainstream languages are C-compatible
but suck less than C? What other mainstream languages are high-level,
yet provide static typing?
None of the programming languages sucks (so it is hard to measure that
"less"). Each has some warts that are easy to overcome with policies and
some tools that aid to follow those policies.
On one hand good programmer can write good software using any language and
on other hand monkey can't write software anyway. What really sucks is how
that large number of programming languages causes stupid arguments and
everybody lose thanks to inability to interact and to deal with actual
problems.
Matching quote from well-known Jewish legend:
And so God scattered them upon the face of the Earth, and confused
their languages, so that they would not be able to return to each
other, and they left off building the city, which was called Babel
"because God there confounded the language of all the Earth"
PS. I didn't follow the link.
Me neither. Programming language can't be "indispensable". It can be
either used or forgotten and not used. Thousands of good developers
prefer C++ and so they write software in C++. Enforcing them to avoid
it ... now that is expensive.