Things you need to know to become a Java Expert

Discussion in 'Java' started by Da Limiter, Sep 2, 2008.

  1. Da Limiter

    Da Limiter Guest

    Simple:

    1) Buzzsaw
    2) Monkey wrench
    3) Sledgehammer

    The rest is peanuts.
     
    Da Limiter, Sep 2, 2008
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  2. Da Limiter

    Da Limiter Guest

    In article <g9ig14$gkg$>, (Da Limiter)
    wrote:
    >Simple:
    >
    >1) Buzzsaw
    >2) Monkey wrench
    >3) Sledgehammer


    You just have to remember to suck vienie of that fat pig
    that controls your oxygen supply.
    Plus licking arses fatter than yours.
    You know what I mean?

    Once you get that far, you are a Java Expert pretty much.

    >The rest is peanuts.
     
    Da Limiter, Sep 3, 2008
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