Hail, Earthlings,\n\nI have an easy request to take over the newsgroup ("Taking Over the\nNewsgroup", "TOTN"). May I?\n\nPros:\n Lifetime benefits\n Google product\n Talking\nCons:\n World domination\n No crossing\n Social aspect*\n\nRead the fine print:\n\n*Social: Subscribers to TOTN may come talking, telling jokes, and\nlaughing loudly. Neighbors subject to smiling. Vikings prone to\ncapitalize.\n\nSettings include autovoltic, board, and charm. Dimensions include 4.\nRestrictions apply. States may vary. Void where prohibited. People\ninclude the living. Times include eternity. Toys include Legos.\n\nAssume screen is two-dimensions and audio stereo; what are building\nLegos? Assume digital.