" open($fh, '>', \$variable)" This would work perfect, just not the
right version of perl.
This *should* work perfectly. But *you* say it didn't. And in a way
that clearly shows that your perl does not support thay feature. Thus
your perl must be considerably old and I recommend you to follow the
good piece of advice you've been given: i.e. upgrade it.
And your quote:
"> Did you do that?
Makes me want to punch you in the face. Why do you have to be such a
smart a**?
I guess with a name like Tad, you're used to being picked on.
Such an attitude as yours makes me *possibly* want to punch one in the
face. Both for your refusal of listening to good suggestions after
having asked for help and for bringing a personal attack -albeit a
very weak one, due to its stupidity- as means to support your "point".
Why does everyone have to always say "read the docs". This is
Because some people tries very hard to keep the docs up to date and
rich and helpful, maybe? Because it is the best way to teach one how
to find quickly help without bothering people with questions that do
not really deserve being asked?
something simple I thought someone knew off the top of their head.
Maybe I don't have to use the open function.
In fact someone knew. Most of us do. The answer is
open my $fh, '>', \$buffer or die "horribly: $!\n";
That's the first answer you got. And since it is now a standard open()
feature you've been pointed to its documentation as well. Of course
you were not strictly required to check it soon, but you definitely
should have, upon verifying that the ready made solution above didn't
work. You would have realized that the feature we pointed you to
appears not to be documented on your system. Thus you could have
realized that your system is outdated too. Then it could have been
fair to ask "how do I do it with an outdated perl?" if you *really* do
not want to update, which remains the best thing to do in any case...
Oh yeah, and I top-posted on purpose. Everyone on this group is so
Oh! Very kind of you to make communication more difficult for everyone
here (but possibly you), for no real good reason. You will be
*PLONKED* on purpose.
Ignorance one can cope with, stupidity one can cope with. Arrogance is
just a little bit too much for me and for quite about of others here.
With this attitude you will be left alone with the "expertise" of
those who "will answer questions"...
stuck up. .NET 2.0 blows everything away anyway. At least on their
formus, people from microsoft will answer questions instead of "Look at
the docs"
And who gives a ****?!? Should this increase my consideration about
them? Should this decrease that of one of the most resourceful and
helpful newsgroups I've ever been in, namely this one?
"Give a man a fish, he'll live for a day. Teach him how to fish, he'll
tell you that he has no time to play with lines and hooks."
Michele
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