What I love about your posts is that you string together words like
they have plausible meanings that are correct. You sir are a king
amongst trolls.
Lax testing and verification standards? I dunno, my customers expect
my software to work, let alone "be useable" the first time I deliver
it.
You say it works. But that doesn't imply it works. My experience with
people whose primary person in communication is competitive and zero-
sum is that they can't code.
That's uninspiring. I was hoping for another story about how you
taught another random famous person how to program, or at least that
you were involved in the Apollo moon landing missions or something.
No, I don't lie. Do you?
Platonism causes people to confuse their psychological ideas with
reality. VB .Net, in using the same semantics as any other .Net
language including C, doesn't "suck", but programmers don't know how,
any more, to express proper structured programming constructs in
languages that don't fully support them. I do, since I learned how to
do structured programming while being employed in a Cobol job.
Cobol is the last language I'd want to learn if I had to write an ASN.
1 library from scratch. And if you think VB.net is better than C at
manipulating data you either [or both] don't know VB or C.
VB.Net IS better at manipulating data than C. I wrote a 26000 line
compiler in VB.Net while living in motels to demonstrate this, and I
am TIRED of arrogant programmers who open up VB.Net, fail to write a
Hello, World, and conclude that it's no good.
I was more so referring to the fact that you troll usenet posting
about how C is so bad and useless despite not knowing thing 1 about
how to develop software. That's childish.
Yeah, whatever, kid.
The fact is that most software written by teams that separate people
into cubicles is dead on arrival and has to be debugged by the user
community.
That's patently false. Look at, for example, console video games.
I'd say >95% of them work flawlessly out of the gate [whether they're
"good" games is another story] and maybe 1/100 games are dead out of
the gate, and the remaining 4% have minor improvement/tweaks to fix
things. That's just one industry.
Wow. Video games. Look, they have bugs, but these are features because
14 year olds are happy if they show flashy graphics and make noise.
They LIKE finding the numerous bugs in video games! Stop making such
idiotic claims, kid.
Well I call you a troll because you outright ignore good common sense,
and rant about things that are just not true. C isn't bad because it
has no GUI facilities, it's just bad at GUI tasks. Just like VB isn't
bad because it can't bit-twiddle, it's just not good at that task.
No, YOU can't bit-twiddle in VB, because YOU suck at VB. What part of
shift don't you understand?
But you insist on posting inflammatory material, calling people names,
insisting that they're persecuting you. That makes you a troll.
That's not the definition, kiddo.
If you want a more positive reaction stop trying to insult us all the
Oh, you're "insulted". Boo hoo.
time. Calling me stupid or "indoctrinated" because I tend to code a
lot in C isn't going to win me over (I also happen to code in shell
and Perl too...). You don't like C, great, but don't call me stupid
because I know how to use it to get things done.
Who's calling you stupid? I haven't, yet. I've just questioned your
smug wisdom by saying things you don't want to hear. But I can call
you stupid if you like.
<snip ramblings>
Let me enumerate your faulty ideas
Complete fantasy.
1. Developers who like C only program everything in C. False.
2. Developers who like C think that all problems are solved with C.
False.
3. C is the best language for every problem. False.
4. All applications written in C are buggy and non-portable. False.
5. All applications written in Java are bug-free and portable.
False.
6. All developers who use C are indoctrinated and fear change.
False.
7. A company can only have teams that work in one language. False.
and so on...
I'm sorry you don't have any useful real world experience working in a
software team, but you have no idea, whatsoever, about what you're
talking. Smart developers use the right tool for the job. Sometimes
that's C, sometimes that isn't. But a professional developer wouldn't
get all emotional and upset because the tool they happen to prefer
isn't the right one.
I like C and all, but if I have to do string manipulations [often when
doing test generators] I use Perl. Why? Not because C sucks, but
because it's so much easier in Perl that the time I spend on learning/
relearning things in Perl is made up by not having to code the
equivalent application in C. That being said, when I need to make a
vector generator or something that meddles with bytes, I write it in
C, even if it has to parse some strings. Why? Because Perl sucks at
working with bits.
etc, and so on.
In short, if you want to stop being called a troll, stop posting
things you can't back up with facts, stay on topic for clc, and stop
the name calling.
Excuse me, I start "the name calling" after you guys go nuclear in ALL
cases. You see one of my technical claims, it bothers you, and because
you're too inarticulate to defend the opposite, you take the easy way
out by impugning a person's technical credentials. Then I invite you
to go **** yourself, and you are such girliemen that this is an
"insult". So you say increasingly absurd things about me, and I reply
with the facts, my views, and my reasons, and then I invite you to go
**** yourself with a Roto Rooter. This causes you to repeat the
process, but we are by no means the same. I am using this newsgroup on-
topic, I am contributing and discussing code, but I don't take shit
from wet behind the ear punks, or pompous jerks who think it's cute to
say things that would lead to a punch up in real life.
I have in all cases been quite honest about my technical credentials
and background. It's different from and in some ways inferior to that
of SOME people here, such as Dik and Ben B. This is because I started
out at an inferior, labor-oriented university on a machine that was
out of date, and used Cobol for a number of years. At the same time I
have far greater depth in general culture and the history of
technology than many here. And using inferior tools while studying
computer science means that one gets SOME skills in the silk purse
from sow's ear dept.
I'd suggest that we all come in here with something to contribute, but
Richard Heathfield has enforced a pecking order which prevents this ng
from being productive, since people like you and me are constantly
forced by behavior, which originates here from you but is inspired by
Richard, in which people's rights to be here are always in question.
This is what happens when lower middle class anarchist libertarians
say that "there are no rules", and it happened at the Altamont
speedway at a Rolling Stones concert in 1968. Since most people are
little more than apes, they are made anxious by freedom and then you
have Hells Angels with pool cues. Usenet was supposed to be open to
all views but this is of course not so. There's a prejudice in favor
of brutality, and aliteracy, and the poster who spends, as Richard
spends, most of his time bullying others.
I'm tired of it.