OT. joke

[Dan Cernat]

These two strings walk into a bar and sit down. The bartender says, "So
what'll it be?"

The first string says, "I think I'll have a beer quag fulk boorg jdk^CjfdLk
jk3s d#f67howe%^U r89nvy~~owmc63^Dz x.xvcu"

"Please excuse my friend," the second string says, "He isn't null-terminated."

 

[JKop]

Dan Cernat posted:

These two strings walk into a bar and sit down. The bartender says, "So
what'll it be?"

The first string says, "I think I'll have a beer quag fulk boorg
jdk^CjfdLk jk3s d#f67howe%^U r89nvy~~owmc63^Dz x.xvcu"

"Please excuse my friend," the second string says, "He isn't
null-terminated."

I neither laughed nor cringed. Neutral.



-JKop

 

[Gregg N]

(e-mail address removed) (Dan Cernat) wrote in

These two strings walk into a bar and sit down. The bartender says,
"So what'll it be?"

The first string says, "I think I'll have a beer quag fulk boorg
jdk^CjfdLk jk3s d#f67howe%^U r89nvy~~owmc63^Dz x.xvcu"

"Please excuse my friend," the second string says, "He isn't
null-terminated."

That wasn't very good. Try this:

These two strings walk upto a bar... The first string walks in and orders
and the bartender throws him out and yells 'I don't serve strings in this
bar... The other string ruffs himself up on the street and curls up and
orders... The bartender shouts, Hey, didn't you hear what I told your
buddy?' String says 'Yeah.' Bartender says, 'aren't you a string?' String
says, 'No, I'm a frayed knot...'


Gregg (sorry)

 

[JustSomeGuy]

These two strings walk into a bar and sit down. The bartender says, "So
what'll it be?"

The first string says, "I think I'll have a beer quag fulk boorg jdk^CjfdLk
jk3s d#f67howe%^U r89nvy~~owmc63^Dz x.xvcu"

"Please excuse my friend," the second string says, "He isn't

null-terminated."

Talk about absence of character...

 

[Carl Ribbegaardh]

These two strings walk into a bar and sit down. The bartender says, "So
what'll it be?"

The first string says, "I think I'll have a beer quag fulk boorg jdk^CjfdLk
jk3s d#f67howe%^U r89nvy~~owmc63^Dz x.xvcu"

"Please excuse my friend," the second string says, "He isn't

null-terminated."

LOL!!!

 

[Rolf Magnus]

Gregg (sorry)

You should be - for posting such poor jokes.

 

[Daniel Blankensteiner]

You should be - for posting such poor jokes.

It was a joke? :-O

br
db

 

[Mike Wahler]

These two

A pair of

strings walk into a bar and sit down. The bartender says,

"We don't serve strings here unless they've been
converted to our type. I'm afraid I must throw()
you out. I recommend you visit a foo, where your
character traits are accepted, and you'll receive
no arguments. There's one in this locale, just
across the stream. Consult a map for the exact
vector."

-Mike

 

[Rolf Magnus]

A pair of


"We don't serve strings here unless they've been
converted to our type. I'm afraid I must throw()
you out. I recommend you visit a foo, where your
character traits are accepted, and you'll receive
no arguments. There's one in this locale, just
across the stream. Consult a map

Iterate over a map...

 

[Siemel Naran]

"We don't serve strings here unless they've been
converted to our type. I'm afraid I must throw()
you out. I recommend you visit a foo, where your
character traits are accepted, and you'll receive
no arguments. There's one in this locale, just
across the stream. Consult a map for the exact
vector."

This one got me laughing .

 

[red floyd]

Sounds like it's from a list of set pieces to me, but that could just be one
facet of the joke.

 

[Mike Wahler]

This one got me laughing .

My work here is done. G'nite!



-Mike

 

[Dave Townsend]

Blimey, you guys do HAVE a sense a humour....

dave

 

[Stewart Gordon]

Gregg N wrote:

That wasn't very good. Try this:

<snip>

Tried it and it didn't work. It's been around for so long, it's
probably deteriorated.

Stewart.