Ruby Goes to the Sun

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James Britt

I've not seen this translated anyplace, but the Japanese Ruby site has
an announcement about Ruby being bought (yeah, I was surprised, too) by
Sun Microsystems; Matz is moving to California!

The purchase takes effect on Christmas; in preparation for Sun
ownership, Matz is adding static typing (so it plays better with
Java(tm)), and replacing those annoying "end" keywords with significant
indentation, a la Python. (You'll get used to it.) The new name will
be Ruby 2 Enterprise Edition 3000.

The best part, though, is that James Gosling will be adding an
interplanetary navigation library. Pretty sweet!


--
James Britt

"In Ruby, no one cares who your parents were, all they care
about is if you know what you are talking about."
- Logan Capaldo
 
D

David N. Welton

James said:
I've not seen this translated anyplace, but the Japanese Ruby site has
an announcement about Ruby being bought (yeah, I was surprised, too) by
Sun Microsystems; Matz is moving to California!

I heard that that Hanson guy was putting the band back together for the
MMMBop reunion tour:

http://dedasys.com/hanson_mmmbop.jpg

Sadly, that will leave him little time for Rails hacking.

--
David N. Welton
- http://www.dedasys.com/davidw/

Linux, Open Source Consulting
- http://www.dedasys.com/
 
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Robert Dober

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No, they will have to find a new name, we already have an ERB, eRuby!

Dave
I think James should have waited to announce this a day later, but it
becomes clear that he writes the truth when thinking about the imprtance th=
e
sun has in Japanese tradation,
what April 2nd already?
Too bad

--
Deux choses sont infinies : l'univers et la b=EAtise humaine ; en ce qui
concerne l'univers, je n'en ai pas acquis la certitude absolue.

- Albert Einstein

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David Vallner

D=C5=88a Sobota 01 Apr=C3=ADl 2006 17:31 James Britt nap=C3=ADsal:
I've not seen this translated anyplace, but the Japanese Ruby site has
an announcement about Ruby being bought (yeah, I was surprised, too) by
Sun Microsystems; Matz is moving to California!

The purchase takes effect on Christmas; in preparation for Sun
ownership, Matz is adding static typing (so it plays better with
Java(tm)), and replacing those annoying "end" keywords with significant
indentation, a la Python. (You'll get used to it.) The new name will
be Ruby 2 Enterprise Edition 3000.

The best part, though, is that James Gosling will be adding an
interplanetary navigation library. Pretty sweet!

Pffft, -waaay- too obvious. I prefer April's Fools jokes that are completel=
y=20
believable. Setting up hoax sites with fake news articles would gain major=
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bonus points ;P Possibly an interview with the Sun CEO as a mild giveaway ;P

David Vallner
 
J

James Britt

David said:
D=C5=88a Sobota 01 Apr=C3=ADl 2006 17:31 James Britt nap=C3=ADsal:
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Pffft, -waaay- too obvious. I prefer April's Fools jokes that are compl= etely=20
believable. Setting up hoax sites with fake news articles would gain ma= jor=20
bonus points ;P Possibly an interview with the Sun CEO as a mild giveaw= ay ;P
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You forgot the link.


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James Britt

http://r2ee3k.sun.com - Next-generation Enterprise Ruby
 
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David Vallner

D=C5=88a Nede=C4=BEa 02 Apr=C3=ADl 2006 02:47 James Britt nap=C3=ADsal:
You forgot the link.

Hmm, didn't get that one with the original mail...

Amazingly enough, googling for "next generation enterprise ruby" yields two=
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Star Trek links in the first ten results. Coincidence? I think not ;)

David Vallner
 
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Robert Dober

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