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Steven D'Aprano
Wasn't there a Monty Python sketch where a man carrying a parrot in a
cage comes into a shop full of stuffed animals and complains: No, I
don't admire the taxidermist for making that parrot look like it were
alive -- that beast bit me!
I don't think so. Are you thinking of the famous Monty Python "Dead
Parrot Sketch"? Here's one of many versions: