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Travis Newbury
Happy turkey day to all my friends in alt.html.
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Dave Devnull
The whole world enjoys the American 'Thanks Giving' gig. It the day the
*rest* of the world gives thanks for *not* being American, and rejoices
that they are turkeys.
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rf
Dave Devnull said:
You of course mean the ninety five and a half percent of us on the planet
who are not American, or rather members of the U S of A.
And that they, the people from the U S of A, are a minor minority.
But think about the poor bloody turkeys, the birds, that is. They must be
running scared, the poor pitiful creatures
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Travis Newbury
You of course mean the ninety five and a half percent of us on the planet
who are not American, or rather members of the U S of A.
And that they, the people from the U S of A, are a minor minority.
But think about the poor bloody turkeys, the birds, that is. They must be
running scared, the poor pitiful creatures
Fine, next time someone like the Nazi's are trying to take over the
world we just won't play...
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Dave Devnull
Good point!
We like it when the yanks play. Just like you used to play with supplying
money and arms to terrorists of your choosing {like the IRA} UNTIL ...
someone flew a couple of planes into your tall buildings that is.
Just like you were angry at the Pan Am bombing, but neglected the tiny
fact your air force had shot down a civilian airliner shortly before
hand, killing all on board.
American: A genetic condition where hypocrisy and convenience takes over
the memory, leaving the sufferer oblivious to the fact people without
this condition have noticed. People who suffer from this condition are
called 'Americans', and they have to be separated from all civilised
forms of life for their own safety as this detestable affliction is hated
by normal people the world over.
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Adrienne Boswell
Gazing into my crystal ball I observed Travis Newbury
Hope you had a wonderful thanks giving day.
When we went to Mass yesterday, we were reminded to be thankful for
everything, be thankful for family, thankful for friends, thankful for the
differences between people and cultures, be thankful for gifts, even be
thankful for Grandpa's story that you have heard for the hundredth time.
Next to Halloween, this is my favorite holiday - it's my time to really
shine in the kitchen (and I love to cook), and I get to have THE SANDWICH
the next day (turkey, cranberry sauce, stuffing with mayo on white bread
over the sink).
Hope you had a wonderful thanks giving day.
When we went to Mass yesterday, we were reminded to be thankful for
everything, be thankful for family, thankful for friends, thankful for the
differences between people and cultures, be thankful for gifts, even be
thankful for Grandpa's story that you have heard for the hundredth time.
Next to Halloween, this is my favorite holiday - it's my time to really
shine in the kitchen (and I love to cook), and I get to have THE SANDWICH
the next day (turkey, cranberry sauce, stuffing with mayo on white bread
over the sink).
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S.T.
It's the cross we bear for being relevant on the world stage. A couple
centuries ago, when England's actions actually mattered, there wasn't
much foreign-love for them either.
At some point another superpower will emerge, joining (or, perhaps,
displacing) the U.S. The most likely candidate appears to be China --
I'm sure you'll be thrilled with them.
Gotta go eat some leftover turkey. Good trolling though!
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Travis Newbury
Had a wonderful time yesterday, and I am right there with you eating
the turkey over the sink today. I hope you and your son have an
absolutely awesome Christmas!
tn
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Travis Newbury
Well stated. The USA, like Windows, shows how the top dog always
takes the most heat. And I do agree with you. The current
administration could turn us socialist enough to let China overtake us
as a super power. Capitalism, while not perfect, hands down beats
everything else. America grew from 13 colonies to the only super
power in the world because of it.
Put a carrot in front of someone and they will chase it. Socialism
takes the carrot away.
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Adrienne Boswell
Gazing into my crystal ball I observed Travis Newbury
Today was his first "Sandwich" - he wasn't tall enough to stand over the
sink before. Hmmm... that means Spame is tall enough to start doing some
dishes!
Today was his first "Sandwich" - he wasn't tall enough to stand over the
sink before. Hmmm... that means Spame is tall enough to start doing some
dishes!
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dorayme
Adrienne Boswell said:
Hey, is that how he has been able to get out of it so far? C'mon
Adrienne, he has been taking advantage of you, you could have introduced
him to the little step (they are used on movie sets to raise short
actors, for short lecturers at lecterns, etc.) that makes people stand
up taller, made him do lots of pull ups but avoid weight-lifting (check
his bedroom for secret set of gym weights), lots of protein rich food.
And finally, if all these things failed and he was still unable or
*reluctant*, I would have gladly lent you one of my racks. Please, I am
not suggesting to have used it for its original purpose, though
*reluctance* can be overcome by it, I was meaning the gentle and humane
use of it for increasing height quickly. (btw, you can hear the sound
this device makes at
<http://www.audiosparx.com/sa/module/flash/axplayer.swf?playurl=/sa/local
/ax172781668/163488.mp3&title=The%20rack%20clamps%20stretch>
or just
<http://preview.tinyurl.com/y887xzz>
)
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Adrienne Boswell
Gazing into my crystal ball I observed dorayme
Thanks, I'll be expecting it in the mail? Right now I am watching my
roommate try to convince the cat that the end of the bed is preferable
to the pillow on which she is laying. She's looking at him as if he's
lost his mind, and she has no intention of moving.
[http://my.opera.com/arbpen/albums/show.dml?id=281941]
Thanks, I'll be expecting it in the mail? Right now I am watching my
roommate try to convince the cat that the end of the bed is preferable
to the pillow on which she is laying. She's looking at him as if he's
lost his mind, and she has no intention of moving.
[http://my.opera.com/arbpen/albums/show.dml?id=281941]
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Adam Lightus-dimtard
You must have advanced stage 'American'. You've moved into the delusional
phase. America is only relevant to Americans ;-) How's that war of yours
going in Afghanistan SUPER POWER yank? Last time I checked the ragheads
with sticks were beating you 99 to nil.
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place57
Aren't you tired of letting us fight your battles for you? (and yes,
Islamic terrorism is your fight too. Your just too willing to roll
over and play dead.)
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Travis Newbury
Have a GREAT day dorayme, and enjoy the Roo.
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Adam Lightus-dimtard
Looks like that delusion has become terminal.... How's that hunt for
Osama going yank? As well as the construction workers put those towers up?
HAPPY TURKEY DAY indeed!
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Adam Lightus-dimtard
No, did they **** hence the only good American, is a dead American.
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Adam Lightus-dimtard
That's nice and gay for you....
Unless you've been under a rock the shootings continue, along with the
attempted bombings.
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Travis Newbury
Man are you bitter bunny. Have a happy turkey day anyway.