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[peter.bradney1]

Need any help with any html script dont hesitate to get in touch with us.

visit www.insight-design.co.uk for further information.


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[SpaceGirl]

Need any help with any html script dont hesitate to get in touch with us.

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Juding by your wonderful non-validiting home page... bad move... wait
for the flames (and learn how to write HTML)

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x theSpaceGirl (miranda)

# lead designer @ http://www.dhnewmedia.com #
# remove NO SPAM to email, or use form on website #

 

[Deryck]

Need any help with any html script dont hesitate to get in touch with us.

visit www.insight-design.co.uk for further information.

Thats very kind of you. If you need help fixing the 90 HTML errors on your
home page feel free to contact me too.
Ditto the 4 CSS errors and the Accessibility issues.



Deryck

 

[brucie]

In alt.html peter.bradney1 said:

Need any help

whats wrong with alt.html?

with any html script

^^^^^^ markup

dont hesitate

with 90 errors on just your front page i suggest they run away screaming

get in touch with us.

i'd like my chainsaw to get in touch with you

visit www.insight-design.co.uk for further information.

no thank you

 

[rf]

Need any help with any html script

Hmmm. html script? The fact that you use html and script in the same
sentence demonstrates that you know very little about either.

No need to even look at your web site.

dont hesitate to get in touch with us.

Nope. I will hesitate for a long time.

 

[SpaceGirl]

peter.bradney1 wrote:




Hmmm. html script? The fact that you use html and script in the same
sentence demonstrates that you know very little about either.

No need to even look at your web site.




Nope. I will hesitate for a long time.

Have you had a look over their site (beyond the god-awful markup)?
Sadly, you cant really excuse the errors because of sparkling content
either... total rubbish. I'm amazed they have any clients.

I guess there's hope for us all!

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x theSpaceGirl (miranda)

# lead designer @ http://www.dhnewmedia.com #
# remove NO SPAM to email, or use form on website #

 

[rf]

SpaceGirl

Have you had a look over their site (beyond the god-awful markup)?

No, I didn't.

<looks/>

The usual comments apply: fixed width, moving stuff, unintelligible content.

<checks HTML/>

Usual dreamweaver crap.

Sadly, you cant really excuse the errors because of sparkling content
either... total rubbish. I'm amazed they have any clients.

Yep. Usual dreamweaver crap.

I guess there's hope for us all!

There is a bloke over at AWW, I can't remember who at the moment, who
reallly likes all these fly by night make you a website real cheap (and real
badly, using DW) people.

Makes him lots of money fixing them up after the client has suddenly found
out how bad his brand new web site really is

 

[SpaceGirl]

SpaceGirl




No, I didn't.

<looks/>

The usual comments apply: fixed width, moving stuff, unintelligible content.

<checks HTML/>

Usual dreamweaver crap.




Yep. Usual dreamweaver crap.




There is a bloke over at AWW, I can't remember who at the moment, who
reallly likes all these fly by night make you a website real cheap (and real
badly, using DW) people.

Makes him lots of money fixing them up after the client has suddenly found
out how bad his brand new web site really is

Makes me wonder just how fast I could churn our crappy looking pages
that dont validate given clients stupid enough to pay for it (that is,
if I didn't mind selling my soul).

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x theSpaceGirl (miranda)

# lead designer @ http://www.dhnewmedia.com #
# remove NO SPAM to email, or use form on website #

 

[Deryck]

Makes me wonder just how fast I could churn our crappy looking pages that
dont validate given clients stupid enough to pay for it (that is, if I
didn't mind selling my soul).

Surely the incremental costs of producing valid pages are usually negligible
(assuming you're using a decent tool to write the code)?
The fact that people like these guys produce such crap is surely because
they can't be bothered to read up on all the issues concerning well written
HTML.

If it wasn't for Liam's quote: 'Although website design is currently our
companies [sp!] most natural platform, this will change. We are working more
and more with exciting brands and people.'
I'd say that they were a reasonable print-design company who over reached
themselves when someone gave them copy of DW.

Deryck

 

[rf]

Makes me wonder just how fast I could churn our crappy looking pages
that dont validate given clients stupid enough to pay for it (that is,
if I didn't mind selling my soul).

Hmmm. Churn them out at will if you wish. Just be prepared to change towns
rapidly. Word gets around you know...

I prefer the "make it really good but expensive" route and live in the same
place. The <shudder>clients</shudder> as a whole become willing to pay for
something that will last past next week

 

[Philip Ronan]

Need any help with any html script dont hesitate to get in touch with us.

That's a statement, right? Not a question.

Although perhaps "lots of" would have been a bit clearer than "any".

Is this a *paid* job?

 

[rf]

I'd say that they were a reasonable print-design company who over reached
themselves when someone gave them copy of DW.

Good call ;-/

 

[SpaceGirl]

SpaceGirl wrote:




Hmmm. Churn them out at will if you wish. Just be prepared to change towns
rapidly. Word gets around you know...

I prefer the "make it really good but expensive" route and live in the same
place. The <shudder>clients</shudder> as a whole become willing to pay for
something that will last past next week

Personally, most of my design work is a labour of love. I probably dont
make as much money as I could out of it, but generally I'm happy at the
things I put together. Apart from my own sites anyway, which are mostly
pants, and I hate with a passion.

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x theSpaceGirl (miranda)

# lead designer @ http://www.dhnewmedia.com #
# remove NO SPAM to email, or use form on website #

 

[nice.guy.nige]

While the city slept, SpaceGirl ([email protected]) feverishly
typed...

Have you had a look over their site (beyond the god-awful markup)?
Sadly, you cant really excuse the errors because of sparkling content
either... total rubbish. I'm amazed they have any clients.

Check this one out from their portfolio: http://www.fileytowncouncil.co.uk/
AARGH! MY EYES!!! ;-)

I guess there's hope for us all!

Sadly, too many people are actually impressed enough by this kind of crap.
Still, a council should know better...

Cheers,
Nige

 

[Deryck]

Check this one out from their portfolio:
http://www.fileytowncouncil.co.uk/
AARGH! MY EYES!!! ;-)


Sadly, too many people are actually impressed enough by this kind of crap.
Still, a council should know better...

Some canny web guy could make a fast buck here by telling the council about
the disability act and offer to rejig that site to get it accessible.
It has to be the worst of their portfolio doesnt it? It really, really
sucks.

Deryck

 

[rf]

SpaceGirl wrote

Personally, most of my design work is a labour of love. I probably dont
make as much money as I could out of it, but generally I'm happy at the
things I put together. Apart from my own sites anyway, which are mostly
pants, and I hate with a passion.

Hmmm. For a labour of love (<grin/> a LOL?) http://www.dhnewmedia.com is not
too shabby at all, until I make my font larger that is

Is that yours or yours or is it a "i'm a lead designer" one?

 

[SpaceGirl]

SpaceGirl wrote




Hmmm. For a labour of love (<grin/> a LOL?) http://www.dhnewmedia.com is not
too shabby at all, until I make my font larger that is

Is that yours or yours or is it a "i'm a lead designer" one?

Hehe

Wellllll that site was supposed to be "we really need a site, and I have
a whole 3 hours spare" sort of thing for ourselves (Sirin and I). So, it
was low effort.

My own new super-duper project site will be online in November;

http://digitalharmony.no-ip.com/subhuman10/

Well, if I can fix all the bugs. That site is from pure love... I dont
get paid for it, and there's nobody else involved in the design or
programming.

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x theSpaceGirl (miranda)

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# remove NO SPAM to email, or use form on website #

 

[brucie]

In alt.html rf said:

http://www.dhnewmedia.com is not too shabby at all,

i've never liked the matrix effect on the flower. SG should dump it and
just have the sexy flower or do something original with it. like
forcefully jabbing it in my eye for giving her a hard time over it.

until I make my font larger that is

links do nothing for me

 

[brucie]

In alt.html SpaceGirl said:

http://digitalharmony.no-ip.com/subhuman10/

7 seconds weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

 

[Deryck]

Need any help with any html script dont hesitate to get in touch with us.

visit www.insight-design.co.uk for further information.

Crashes IE on a Mac laptop apparently. Nice one guys.

Deryck