Harold said:
Arne Vajhoj (sorry, can't type the funny zero
character)
On the behalf of the United States of America, I'd like to apologize to
Arne Vajhøj and to speakers of the Danish and Norwegian languages
everywhere. With the results of the new election, we hope to reduce the
frequency of this sort of shameful display of jingoism.
To Paul "Harold Yarmouth" Derbyshire:
It actually takes a few minutes of work to set up a US Windows system to
be able to type the letter "ø", which, by the way, is neither an "o" nor
a "0", but a distinct letter in its own right, the twenty-eighth (or
twenty-seventh, if "w" is not counted) of the Dano-Norwegian alphabet.
It is also used in the International Phonetic Alphabet to represent the
same sound that those two languages use it for. (Other languages employ
"ö" and "œ" for it; it is the sound in German "schön" or "Vögel".
Because I don't have a working Windows system to hand, I won't try to
describe the process, but the key concept is to install a US
International keyboard layout.
Of course, if you had an ounce of wit about you, you could have pasted
it in, anyway.