Can you test my website?

[Neredbojias]

With neither quill nor qualm, dorayme quothed:

Uh, that is a horizontal compression of Cinemascope in preparation for
the format used for the ends titles.

The films that do this, beginning and end (and perhaps elsewhere,
I forget) are produced deliberately with this. It is a point
where art and technology converge into a happy sublime marriage.
The elongation even added to the immensely romantic nature of
this film.[/QUOTE]

Yes, elongation often does abet romance.

We need to compare notes, Boji, on a more pressing matter: how we
are respectively faring in BdeZ's kf? I am bearing up but am a
little stressed by the screams that are still emanating from the
lower chambers where you are. Are you ok? Try stretching
exercises, get a mirror, check the look.

The people in the lower chambers try standing on their heads to make
them feel like they are above everyone else until someone comes along
and kicks them in the face. It's either that or Babs needs some oil.

 

[Andy Dingley]

please give me feedback as this is my first website..

It shows.

If you want to sell, have it re-done by someone with some design skills.
It's at the "so bad it will hurt your business" level. You really do
need to throw it all away and start from scratch. Sorry.

It's one of the few sites out there that is filled with pictures of
scantily clad models yet has no visual attractiveness whatsoever. That
takes quite a bit of doing!

OTOH, product photography is technically pretty good. Cuting corners
here would have hurt, but you managed to do it well.