Java won't survive the next 10 years

[Gactimus]

I am a time traveller from the future and I must tell you that Java won't
survive the year 2009. The world will soon be tired Java's annoying Internet
properties and it will be outlawed, banned worldwide, and FORTRAN and Basic
will be the only authorized programming languages. Members of the underground
who secretly program in Java and are caught will be arrested, anally
penetrated, and shot.

 

[Andrew McDonagh]

I am a time traveller from the future and I must tell you that Java won't
survive the year 2009. The world will soon be tired Java's annoying Internet
properties and it will be outlawed, banned worldwide, and FORTRAN and Basic
will be the only authorized programming languages. Members of the underground
who secretly program in Java and are caught will be arrested, anally
penetrated, and shot.

thanks for the tip, do you have next lottery numbers too?

 

[Andrey Kuznetsov]

I am a time traveller from the future and I must tell you that Java won't
survive the year 2009. The world will soon be tired Java's annoying
Internet
properties and it will be outlawed, banned worldwide, and FORTRAN and
Basic
will be the only authorized programming languages. Members of the
underground
who secretly program in Java and are caught will be arrested, anally
penetrated, and shot.

Yes, one well known organisation already began to plan this project.
What you told about is only first part of this project.
The second and most important part is to send all trolls 10 years back in
the past.

;-)

 

[Bob]

I am a time traveller from the future and I must tell you that Java won't
survive the year 2009. The world will soon be tired Java's annoying Internet
properties and it will be outlawed, banned worldwide, and FORTRAN and Basic
will be the only authorized programming languages. Members of the underground
who secretly program in Java and are caught will be arrested, anally
penetrated, and shot.

Phew. I thought you were going to say .NET or C# would replace it. That
would be terrifying.

Isn't FORTRAN the language that all old IT teachers seem to have been
gainfully employed in once upon a time? Or am I thinking of COBOL?

 

[Kang]

thanks for the tip, do you have next lottery numbers too?

http://groups.google.ca/[email protected]&lr=&hl=en

 

[Ben Kaufman]

I am a time traveller from the future and I must tell you that Java won't
survive the year 2009. The world will soon be tired Java's annoying Internet
properties and it will be outlawed, banned worldwide, and FORTRAN and Basic
will be the only authorized programming languages. Members of the underground
who secretly program in Java and are caught will be arrested, anally
penetrated, and shot.

But what stocks should we buy? Are you hinting at an proctology/arms merger?

Ben