something right out of a box

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uncle jenny

something right out of a box
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eminem
'lose yourself'

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"thanks paulie"
yur welcome
harder to pirate than some

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hey purple
ya rememebr yesterday
we were ravin about baby boomersand when th cutoff is

we're both in


th cut off is 64

and yur 63
and i'm
1962

we're late baby boomers


funny


flicked on th telly this morning

and sure neough


they were ravin about it


typical hey

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it was either sven or nine
on th brekky program

not normally up that time of day

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"fuckin high up that roof"
yeah but only like 18 degrees

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"i reckon it was 22"

k

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gave him a headache


so is it

th slope of th tiles

or th slope of th roof

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i cant covert th rm file babe
"downloaded a converter"
i'll order a player

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"not downloadin one at 26.4 k"
"pity, it's dub be good to me"



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"paulie"

"buy a pack of pens will ya"
why ?
"just do it"

ok

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barbie girl wasnt home
"i can wait till tomorrow"

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and another 25 dollars worth of drugs

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"course i want a get out of jail free card ya ****"
"wouldnt you ?"

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not like th english though

roll in with th tanks

we'll just have these boys back

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"that xf disappeared"
we werent quick enough
"bugger"
like he said

common as

dont worry about it

+++

car shit a gearbox in th kombi
shoulda listened to little brother man
he psychic too

when he tells ya

put oil in it
th fucker's leaking

do it

+++

"he fucked heaps didnt he"
didnt stop driving when th grinding noise started

pay th hundred man
get th fucker towed

+++

"better still"
"listen to little brother"

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powderfinger
'pockets'

all music
shuffle on
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why do ya want th pens dear ?
"not tellin"
cant ya mean

"ya trust i'm psychic dont ya"
have to
yur my twin sister


"<<< smile >>>"

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told ya little brother wasnt a baby boomer
"like th fact it turned up th next mornin unasked"
what else is new

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i'm off for a bath
got a bit dirty on that one
"dirty roof"
no, clean now

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"later magic diary"

..
..
..

"uncle jenny"
+++

p.s.

you not as talkative when yur straight
"thank god"

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"did ya check out th bmx track this mornin ?"
next time we go past it when we're wrecked ok
"one hill to go"
"And th unicycle will clean th whole thing"

we'll get over that one

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"bags nicely that tyre"
already fuckin wide enough

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cat stevens
'on the road to find out'
+++

"no ya wont"

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"paulie"
"i got my best compliment for my singin"


"sang th accompaniment to that guitar piece"
"and freaked him out"
"i never heard it before"
so wot are ya sayin ?

"not as hungry anymore"

no more singin in th street ?



"i dont feel liek it"
i cant make ya

"cool"

+++


you'll have to kill off
the wizard of the fortitude valley
"suits me"

k

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"i'll do this kid's party on saturday though"
"kuta family man"

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i gotta choof jenny

"ok"

"bye bye good book"

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"paulie"
"we proved psychic world real"

i know

"let's go do somethin else"


it'll still come out
"so"
"no-one pays any attention"

i give ya drugs tomorrow
you'll feel different then

"i fuckin cracked it"



ok



"what else havent we done yet ?"

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the red hot chilli peppers
'track no01'
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sure ya dont wanna go back to bein

the town fool

ridin around on a unicycle after midnight

in th fortitude valley


"brisbane can do without me"

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the city she loves me he singin
"crap"
 
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scribed:
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