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[Charles Krug]

Chris Hills wrote


There are ways of telling whether he he is a witch...

Hmmm . . . I think any discussions of burning ducks should be referred
to comp.lang.python.

 

[CBFalconer]

I always loved the one where they tie them, throw them into the
river, and if they sink they're witches. Ttakes a bit of time
to dry them before burning, and they're quite dead already, but
apart from that, great fun. ;-)

You have it backwards. If they drown, they weren't witches. If
they survive, they used the witchly powers, thus are obviously
witches, and require burning. This achieves the goal of burning
all witches. QED.

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[Joe Wright]

You have it backwards. If they drown, they weren't witches. If
they survive, they used the witchly powers, thus are obviously
witches, and require burning. This achieves the goal of burning
all witches. QED.

Yes, and has the advantage of getting rid of the annoying people whether
witches or not. Do they still do that in Salem?

 

[Default User]

You have it backwards. If they drown, they weren't witches. If
they survive, they used the witchly powers, thus are obviously
witches, and require burning. This achieves the goal of burning
all witches. QED.

No no no. The reason witches float is that they're made of wood.



Brian

 

[Vladimir S. Oka]

No no no. The reason witches float is that they're made of wood.

Yes yes yes! And that's also why they weigh less than ducks! ;-)

 

[Chris Hills]

Hmmm . . . I think any discussions of burning ducks should be referred
to comp.lang.python.

Python? Here? HERETIC!!! Burn him.....

There we go again

 

[pete]

Yes yes yes! And that's also why they weigh less than ducks! ;-)

Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?

 

[Randy Howard]

pete wrote

Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?

Don't forget very small rocks.

 

[Vladimir S. Oka]

pete wrote


Don't forget very small rocks.

Ni!

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