Options?

[Onideus Mad Hatter]

http://www.backwater-productions.net/_test_platform/cbstory/

Works perfect in IE but in Netscape/Firefox it fuxors. The problem is
the transparent image overlays. The obvious approach would be to
split apart the overlaid images into 4 sections and just leave the
text area uncovered...however that would require at least a good 3 to
4 hours of work and...well I'd rather just set the text box on top,
loose the aesthetics and say to hell with the Netscape and FF users.

The only other thing I can think of is using the Javascript focus()
function...however even if the focus is put on the text box I'm bettin
it still won't work. Does anyone have any other ideas? Maybe
something that works like wmode?

 

[Onideus Mad Hatter]

could it be something with the javascript?

Oh it's not really a problem it's just the way the two browsers
operate. In IE if you click on an image that has a transparent
section it'll focus onto whatever is beneath it, but in
Netscape/FireFox it treats the transparent section as if it were like
a solid pane of glass and won't focus on the text layer underneath it.
But then even if there were a way to put the focus on the text layer
it'd probably still be impossible to move the scroll bar since it's in
effect underneath a "pane of glass".

</iframe>
should be <\/iframe>

Ahhh, yup...doesn't change anything though.

or in the .net iframe you are defining the same id 2x?

div class='pos' id='image_map' style='left: 61px; top:371px;

div class='pos' id='image_map' style='left:645px; top:371px;

Similar to above, those IDs aren't being used to alter anything so it
shouldn't be a problem (although validators might see it as an error).

I've decided to just reconstruct the whole thing into partial
sections, it'll work that way in Netscape and FF, however my primary
motivation for doing it is that it'll reduce the overall file size to
one eight of it's current size (which is about 3.5 megabytes).
Altering the code isn't too bad, but converting all the images will
take me a couple hours...although I suppose I could throw together a
batch script to speed it up.

 

[Onideus Mad Hatter]

BTW why do you have the iframe set to no in scroll? in FF it looks like
it needs to...

For some reason in Netscape and Firefox it puts in a bottom margin
that I've so far been unable to remove (I found several sites that
gave several options for getting around it, but all of them that I
tried didn't seem to work on my versions of Netscape and FF. Out of
curiosity what OS are you using? Linux?

 

[Onideus Mad Hatter]

You sh<**** SLAP>

First of all, only **** headed down syndrome trainables post binaries
to non-binary froups. Second, when you attach an image to a thread,
make sure your idiot news browser is setup to NOT include the file
name in the subject, cause otherwise it fucks up thread continuity.
Third, your ability to encode images and determine the proper format
to use is slap in the face to intelligence design, you drooling little
muppet ****.

Your file was encoded in lossy JPG with the quality set to "uber shit"
apparently. This resulted in a crappy looking image with a file size
of 1.43KB, where as if you hadn't been an idiot, you would have chosen
a palette based PNG or GIF file, using optimized octree and setting
the max color to about 100, which would have resulted in this:
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_images/trash.png
Which is only 919 bytes. Of course if you weren't stupid you would
have cropped it down to just the image part, in which case you could
have gone down to as low as 890 bytes.

Feel free to continue being a stupid fucking drooler, Noodle Head,
it's amusing if nothing else to watch you try and bite at my heels for
attention.

 

[Onideus Mad Hatter]

Only complete antisocial idiots

- post using only a ridiculous nickname instead of real name or no name

Actually you stupid drooling moron I often use the name "Mad Hatter"
as my "real name" it's essentially my pen name. Of course, as fucking
retarded as you are you obviously haven't noticed that this is the
Inet and NOT RL...although as fucking pathetic as you are I can
understand your NEED to try and confuse the two. Wha'ts the matter,
too gawd damn Jesus killing stupid to make friends in RL? Are
you...are you ugly? Hrmmm? Is that the problem?

- change the Subject header without reasonable cause

The subject header was already altered, Stupid, try and pay better
attention next time.

- include (nick)names of netizens in the Subject header

You're new to this whole "Usenet" thing, aren'tcha dootchie?

- crosspost wildly through Usenet, without Followup-To

Whose cross posting wildly? A26 and the Flonk are my home froups and
all the other xposts are relevant to the topic of web design and
development.

- don't use e-mail to clear up private things

....antisocial people only use email? That doesn't even make any
fuckin sense, Junior. What is it raining stupid where you're at and
you forgot to bring an umbrella? Retarding back to private email
would be antisocial in that you're attempting to AVOID a social
situation of belittlement. And how exactly is it a private matter,
you windmill fucker? The stupid tard made a public ass of himself, so
I gave him a public ass blistering. Don't start nothin, won't be
nothin, Bitch.

- use terrible things like diseases in insults as excuses
for their own selfish misbehavior

Awww, is someone close to you a chromosomal deficient? Tsch, tsch,
tsch...dats too bad, did it hurt your USENET feewings, kiddo? Free
cl00, bitch, this is Usenet, it's not RL and no one here is gonna hold
yer fuckin hand and wipe your ass for you or coddle you and take your
personal shit ridden little insecurities into account when they make
posts. Here on the net...nobody could give a frosty **** what
"offends" you, child. If you don't like it, feel free to shut
yourself the **** up and stop reading and replying to my posts...ANY
time you like. Go on child, put on your blinders, filter my posts,
cause it's more than obvious that you need to have a program to make
such decisions for you.

 

[Guillaume]

Onideus Mad Hatter:
....shouted a lot and disturbed my ears.

It would be appreciated you stop being childish.

 

[Onideus Mad Hatter]

Onideus Mad Hatter:
...shouted a lot and disturbed my ears.

It would be appreciated you stop being childish.

It would be appreciated if you would stop reading posts on Usenet that
you find upsetting. I mean, seriously Junior, it's like I think pres.
Bush is a fuckin idiot, so like when I'm reading the newspaper...yeah,
I just skip over any article that has anything even remotely to do
with the drooling deficient. Now you see how easy that is? Come on,
Child, if some as "childish" as me can do it I'm sure a BIG BOY like
YOU can do it too! *snicker*

 

[Onideus Mad Hatter]

Oh shut the **** up. It was small.

The point was that it wasn't as small as it could be and the other
point is volume. Just image if you were building a site for CNN.com
and it was going to be downloaded several MILLION times a day...that's
when the difference between a few hundred bytes can wind up making the
difference between gigabytes of data traffic.

You're more pissed that it was accurate.

....how was it accurate? You're the only one I see complaining about
the graphic style, Kiddo. Oh but hey, do pray tell, just what as it
about the graphics that bothered you so much? Was it the clouds? Do
clouds scare you? Hrmmm? Did you have a bad experience?

....btw Noodle Head...weren't you the idiot who yammering on and on
about how I'm ~supposedly~ *SO* good at graphic design and *SO* bad at
web coding? *snicker* How are you delusions holding up these days?

Oh, BTW, I saw the thread where you talked about how you got Paint
Shop Pro...seems a little...odd. I'm quite sure that whatever poverty
of a public education system you're attending would have told you
Photoshop was yer best bet...and last I checked I was the only one
running around A26 touting the wondrous merits of my lil 6 year old
version of Paint Shop Pro.

Shows up fine here.

Why don't you just join a fuckin webbie board, I think that'd be more
yer speed.

Thread continuity. Nice ridiculous argument.

Yeah, yer definitely not a Netter.

Oooh la la. Nobody cares.

You cared enough to suddenly start experimenting:
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.2600/msg/a49672f80775dbd1

And oh, look at that, you're using PNG files...and you're not posting
images inline either. I don't get it, Noodles, what are you too
fuckin high on yourself to admit yer wrong? Hell I'm a fucking
asshole but even *I* know when to admit I fucked up.

Way to write thinly disguised homoeroticism masquerading as care bears
fanfic, loser.

....I can only guess that you didn't read it (not that, that was the
point of my posts). There's nothing homoerotic about it...well unless
you think relationships between girls and guys is gay, in which case
you should probably get yer head checked. One also shouldn't let the
subject confuse them, part of the reason I made teh CB fanfic was to
create my own personal idealized version of the fuzzy lil bastages.
It starts out pretty PG, but in chapter 7 (soon to be added), a
teenage girl winds up having her emotions and memories ripped
separately out of her while her body is atomized. And later, in
chapter 10, one of the baddies becomes unstable and goes nuclear on a
small town, killing this one little girls parents...along with
everyone else in the town. Needless to say...it gets pretty dark. I
liken it to American McGee's "Alice"...only with no gore...well except
the part in chapter 8 when one of the baddies makes like a whirlwind
through a room filled with shards of glass...but there's no blood.

Good luck on building the most loserly site ever.

I make my sites for the people that enjoy them...obviously you're not
one of them...and yet you look at them anyway...funny that, huh?
^_^

 

[Onideus Mad Hatter]

This doesn't stop them from putting up interviews and other things that
are much larger files. Doesn't stop the AP or C-Span either.

Interviews or video files are naturally bigger, but even with that the
idea is to encode them for the best quality with the smallest size.
If they were treating their video the way you treat your images they
would be several hundred megs per and would overwhelm their servers to
the point where they wouldn't even be able to have that service. It
all counts, Cupcake and a potential employer isn't going to want to
hire someone with your attitude, they're going to want the best...and
the best is the guy who knows what the **** he's doing.

I've seen your pages. You do the same thing every time. <iframe> is your
little buddy.

I use an iframe to center my web content, most of which is currently
configured for an 800x600 display...I'm sorry that you're so gawd damn
deficient you can't look at the source code within the iframe, but
hey, that's your problem, Kiddo. Maybe someday when you figure it the
**** out what you're doing and you'll be able to see the code that
runs my sites.

Except you should probably be using the frameset DTD,

Why would I do that when I can use my own custom hacked DTD that
allows me to do everything in the frameset DTD and more?

you don't have a lot of interactivity beyond click a button.

....oh I'm sorry, what other interfaces do you have on your computer,
Screwball? Do you have an electronic dildo that you shove up yer ass
that's set to go off every time there's a popup or something? Wait,
no, I got it...keyboard commands. This doofy assed Noodle guy wants
to do away with mice and work off the keyboard...LOL...someone get
this loser a fuckin Mac! `, D

Now granted the background changes too, so you get some props for that,

Sunshine...I do shit on my sites that you couldn't even fucking BEGIN
to comprehend. Or did you forget who has the ONLY perfect liquid
website prototypes in existence?

http://www.backwater-productions.net/_test_platform/liquid/
http://www.backwater-productions.net/alt.2600/

That's pure code, Dumbass. Every image you see is resized,
reconstructed and placed on the fly by the hybrid PHP/Javascript
code...and it's completely custom you fuckin tard, there's no other
site on the whole of the PLANET that does what those two prototypes
do. And hey, all I gotta do is throw in a lil server side image
caching and create some can opener code and I can market the concept
as freely as I like...you can't though Noodle head...because as
fucking stupid as you are you can't even comprehend how the PHP code
is reconstructing PNG alpha transparent files...hell, yer dumbass
probably can't even comprehend the javascript placement and division
resizing code that you can actually access...of course, as downs as
you are you probably haven't even figured out what an external
javascript file is let alone how to open one...LOL...yer such a loser
kid.

Oh and hey, on those perfect liquid prototypes, try clicking on the
tops of the boxes...dynamic interaction Sunshine...and you don't know
how I did that either, do you? ^_^

In fact, there's a lot of things that you probably have NO idea how I
did...hell even on my main backwater site:
http://www.backwater-productions.net

Touch the frog with yer mouse, Stupid...now tell me how I coded that.
He, he, he...oh and the new downloads section with DVD style
interface, tell me how I coded that, Noodle Dick...what's the matter,
yer "education" comin up short? Typical half breed ****, goes to
school thinkin he's gonna learn about computers...LOL. You don't go
to school to learn about tech, Stupid, you go there to get a magic
piece of fuckin paper so you can convince some no brained corp exec
that yer smarter than they are. Only dropouts and fools like you go
to school looking to LEARN. Cause really...if you can't learn it the
**** on yer own...yer never gonna make it. *shrugs* Reality's a
bitch, innt? `, )

after all, you make pretty pictures but I have like 12 links on a page,

WOW...you know how to make LINKS! Jeez, yer like the fuckin MASTER of
HTML code or something! My GAWDS! Do you guys over in alt.html hear
that? He's got TWELVE LINKS! HA! BEAT THAT!

*snicker*

okay graphics

....I don't think shit you slurped up out of a sloppy Google image
search count as "graphics"...well at least not professionally.

and people can do a search from it.

....yes child, anyone can link to a search engine...I think I did that
back in like...1999...
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.hackers.malicious/msg/56116f9bdef9f3f5

Oh and unlike yours, mine was original code, not cookie cutter...and
it had an original interface too.

I'm learning how to generate HTML now and I'm starting to see how it's
all fitting together.

D00d, you've been "learning" HTML for like YEARS now...what's the hold
up?

I mean, come on, I had never even fuckin touched Flash until last
August and hrmmm...
http://www.backwater-productions.net/

Even experimenting with PHP integration now:
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_test_platform/np/NP Index.html

I mean, think about it...last AUGUST...that wasn't even four months
ago!

So pretty soon the task of updating will become easier which means and
I can make more pages with a consistent look quicker.

Consistent crap is still crap.

Conforms to W3C,

Yeah that's not too hard to do when you're barely touching outside of
HTML v2, child. Let me know when you start hacking your own DTDs,
then maybe I'll consider you close to my level:
http://validator.w3.org/check?uri=http://www.backwater-productions.net

works in any browser.

You're claiming to have tested your site in EVERY browser now, eh?
Are you REALLY sure about that? Do I need to break out the list?

No further assembly required. Coding wise it's actually more
complex than your site.
*snicker*

It's got a 3 column div layout

WOW, three WHOLE division layers, huh? Try this, Stupid:
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog/

Roughly SEVENTY dynamically controlled division layers...he, he,
he...like I said...you can't even comprehend working on my level.

and uses a style sheet.

WOW, style sheets, boy those are sure hard...um...what on your site
NEEDS a style sheet though? I mean, really. Do you even know WHY you
should be using a style sheet as opposed to inline styles? Oh BTW, a
lot of my sites use style sheets...just the parts that benefit from
them though.

You have a an iframe that you abuse the hell out of

The iframe does nothing but center the content, child, it's quit sad
that you think it's some magical tool that somehow does any more than
just that.

and a hacked DTD.

Let's see...how many people can hack a DTD and still get it to parse
on the W3Cs validator...oh hey, ME! ^_^

Canned DTD hacks aren't too hard to come by...but mine are the only
ones that I've seen that can pass validation through the W3C and not
just some fifth wheel service.

Pictures only carry you so far.

Well it's a good thing my skill in graphics design is as bad ass as my
coding ability, eh Junior?

Hey, I figured out your browser testing problem but you're acting like a
twat so I'm not gonna tell you.

....what browser testing problem? Do you even KNOW what you're saying
or do you just roll yer stupid head across the keyboard hoping
something meaningful or poignant will pop up?

Photoshop was a hundred bucks more and to be honest, I like paintshop.
I'm not a professional graphic artist and it does a okay enough job to
handle what I need from it. Now, I won't rule getting photoshop in the
future out but for now, I think I'm set. There's always the GIMP too.

The program really doesn't matter all that much...hell I use a 6 year
old version of Paint Shop Pro for most of my stuff.

Hey you're the one that gets laughed out of...er...I mean trolls
webforums, not me.

Oh? Was Chet laughing when I forced him to obliterate a multithousand
post forum on his lil PoE News board just to try and shut me up? He,
he, he...oh there was laughing alright...from me. `, )

Excuse me?

There are no excuses for your stupidity.

Who the **** are you?

Better than you...that's who.

Sister fucking diaper tard.

That's it, lash out incoherently with insults...that's the idea you
know...when you reach the point where you stop mixing insults with
facts and arguments and fall into a state of perpetual lamedom, where
you have nothing left but failing delusions and lies to keep you
going. ^_^

Sure. But I'd been experimenting.

Post proof.

Usually gives me the smallest size.

Now come on, Child, we all know yer stupid, but you could at least try
and hide it better. Coincidentally in the majority of settings
without proper understanding of image encoding methodology PNG would
actually produce some of the largest sizes...and given the stuff that
you've posted so far...yeah yer failing grasp of the subject is more
than apparent.

I still do. If I want to show more than one thing at a time, I do.

Again, post proof that you've done this from the time I made that
original post to you till this post.

What have I fucked up? I think everyone knows I'm experimenting with
something new to me. I made that pretty clear in the original post.

It's the parts where you're emulating me whilst foolishly attempting
to verbally attack me, Tard Boi...and doing a shit job of hiding it.

I like how one sentence generates a paragraph of denial from you. Very
telling.

Denial is conjecture without facts, I presented facts. So come on,
Doctor Phil, point out yer facts, point out what part of the story you
think is so "gay"...or continue with YOUR denial...oh, and make it
SHORT too, we wouldn't want anyone to mess up and think you had any
literary skills, now would we? ^_^

It's like a trainwreck or a car crash. You can't help but look.

Oh how cliche, Noodlehead, when all else fails rip off someone else's
material, what an AMAZING tactic, boy I bet that's gonna get me to
stop tormenting you, neh?

 

[Meat Plow]

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Interviews or video files are naturally bigger, but even with that the
idea is to encode them for the best quality with the smallest size.
If they were treating their video the way you treat your images they
would be several hundred megs per and would overwhelm their servers to
the point where they wouldn't even be able to have that service. It
all counts, Cupcake and a potential employer isn't going to want to
hire someone with your attitude, they're going to want the best...and
the best is the guy who knows what the **** he's doing.

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I use an iframe to center my web content, most of which is currently
configured for an 800x600 display...I'm sorry that you're so gawd damn
deficient you can't look at the source code within the iframe, but
hey, that's your problem, Kiddo. Maybe someday when you figure it the
**** out what you're doing and you'll be able to see the code that
runs my sites.

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Why would I do that when I can use my own custom hacked DTD that
allows me to do everything in the frameset DTD and more?

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...oh I'm sorry, what other interfaces do you have on your computer,
Screwball? Do you have an electronic dildo that you shove up yer ass
that's set to go off every time there's a popup or something? Wait,
no, I got it...keyboard commands. This doofy assed Noodle guy wants
to do away with mice and work off the keyboard...LOL...someone get
this loser a fuckin Mac! `, D

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Sunshine...I do shit on my sites that you couldn't even fucking BEGIN
to comprehend. Or did you forget who has the ONLY perfect liquid
website prototypes in existence?

http://www.backwater-productions.net/_test_platform/liquid/
http://www.backwater-productions.net/alt.2600/

That's pure code, Dumbass. Every image you see is resized,
reconstructed and placed on the fly by the hybrid PHP/Javascript
code...and it's completely custom you fuckin tard, there's no other
site on the whole of the PLANET that does what those two prototypes
do. And hey, all I gotta do is throw in a lil server side image
caching and create some can opener code and I can market the concept
as freely as I like...you can't though Noodle head...because as
fucking stupid as you are you can't even comprehend how the PHP code
is reconstructing PNG alpha transparent files...hell, yer dumbass
probably can't even comprehend the javascript placement and division
resizing code that you can actually access...of course, as downs as
you are you probably haven't even figured out what an external
javascript file is let alone how to open one...LOL...yer such a loser
kid.

Oh and hey, on those perfect liquid prototypes, try clicking on the
tops of the boxes...dynamic interaction Sunshine...and you don't know
how I did that either, do you? ^_^

In fact, there's a lot of things that you probably have NO idea how I
did...hell even on my main backwater site:
http://www.backwater-productions.net

Touch the frog with yer mouse, Stupid...now tell me how I coded that.
He, he, he...oh and the new downloads section with DVD style
interface, tell me how I coded that, Noodle Dick...what's the matter,
yer "education" comin up short? Typical half breed ****, goes to
school thinkin he's gonna learn about computers...LOL. You don't go
to school to learn about tech, Stupid, you go there to get a magic
piece of fuckin paper so you can convince some no brained corp exec
that yer smarter than they are. Only dropouts and fools like you go
to school looking to LEARN. Cause really...if you can't learn it the
**** on yer own...yer never gonna make it. *shrugs* Reality's a
bitch, innt? `, )

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WOW...you know how to make LINKS! Jeez, yer like the fuckin MASTER of
HTML code or something! My GAWDS! Do you guys over in alt.html hear
that? He's got TWELVE LINKS! HA! BEAT THAT!

*snicker*

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...I don't think shit you slurped up out of a sloppy Google image
search count as "graphics"...well at least not professionally.

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...yes child, anyone can link to a search engine...I think I did that
back in like...1999...
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.hackers.malicious/msg/56116f9bdef9f3f5

Oh and unlike yours, mine was original code, not cookie cutter...and
it had an original interface too.

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D00d, you've been "learning" HTML for like YEARS now...what's the hold
up?

I mean, come on, I had never even fuckin touched Flash until last
August and hrmmm...
http://www.backwater-productions.net/

Even experimenting with PHP integration now:
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_test_platform/np/NP Index.html

I mean, think about it...last AUGUST...that wasn't even four months
ago!

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Consistent crap is still crap.

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Yeah that's not too hard to do when you're barely touching outside of
HTML v2, child. Let me know when you start hacking your own DTDs,
then maybe I'll consider you close to my level:
http://validator.w3.org/check?uri=http://www.backwater-productions.net

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You're claiming to have tested your site in EVERY browser now, eh?
Are you REALLY sure about that? Do I need to break out the list?

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*snicker*

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WOW, three WHOLE division layers, huh? Try this, Stupid:
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog/

Roughly SEVENTY dynamically controlled division layers...he, he,
he...like I said...you can't even comprehend working on my level.

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WOW, style sheets, boy those are sure hard...um...what on your site
NEEDS a style sheet though? I mean, really. Do you even know WHY you
should be using a style sheet as opposed to inline styles? Oh BTW, a
lot of my sites use style sheets...just the parts that benefit from
them though.

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The iframe does nothing but center the content, child, it's quit sad
that you think it's some magical tool that somehow does any more than
just that.

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Let's see...how many people can hack a DTD and still get it to parse
on the W3Cs validator...oh hey, ME! ^_^

Canned DTD hacks aren't too hard to come by...but mine are the only
ones that I've seen that can pass validation through the W3C and not
just some fifth wheel service.

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Well it's a good thing my skill in graphics design is as bad ass as my
coding ability, eh Junior?

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...what browser testing problem? Do you even KNOW what you're saying
or do you just roll yer stupid head across the keyboard hoping
something meaningful or poignant will pop up?

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The program really doesn't matter all that much...hell I use a 6 year
old version of Paint Shop Pro for most of my stuff.

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Oh? Was Chet laughing when I forced him to obliterate a multithousand
post forum on his lil PoE News board just to try and shut me up? He,
he, he...oh there was laughing alright...from me. `, )

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There are no excuses for your stupidity.

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Better than you...that's who.

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That's it, lash out incoherently with insults...that's the idea you
know...when you reach the point where you stop mixing insults with
facts and arguments and fall into a state of perpetual lamedom, where
you have nothing left but failing delusions and lies to keep you
going. ^_^

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Post proof.

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Now come on, Child, we all know yer stupid, but you could at least try
and hide it better. Coincidentally in the majority of settings
without proper understanding of image encoding methodology PNG would
actually produce some of the largest sizes...and given the stuff that
you've posted so far...yeah yer failing grasp of the subject is more
than apparent.

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Again, post proof that you've done this from the time I made that
original post to you till this post.

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It's the parts where you're emulating me whilst foolishly attempting
to verbally attack me, Tard Boi...and doing a shit job of hiding it.

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Denial is conjecture without facts, I presented facts. So come on,
Doctor Phil, point out yer facts, point out what part of the story you
think is so "gay"...or continue with YOUR denial...oh, and make it
SHORT too, we wouldn't want anyone to mess up and think you had any
literary skills, now would we? ^_^

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Oh how cliche, Noodlehead, when all else fails rip off someone else's
material, what an AMAZING tactic, boy I bet that's gonna get me to
stop tormenting you, neh?

Nice meltdown, Diaperboi.

 

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Interviews or video files are naturally bigger, but even with that the
idea is to encode them for the best quality with the smallest size.
If they were treating their video the way you treat your images they
would be several hundred megs per and would overwhelm their servers to
the point where they wouldn't even be able to have that service. It
all counts, Cupcake and a potential employer isn't going to want to
hire someone with your attitude, they're going to want the best...and
the best is the guy who knows what the **** he's doing.

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I use an iframe to center my web content, most of which is currently
configured for an 800x600 display...I'm sorry that you're so gawd damn
deficient you can't look at the source code within the iframe, but
hey, that's your problem, Kiddo. Maybe someday when you figure it the
**** out what you're doing and you'll be able to see the code that
runs my sites.

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Why would I do that when I can use my own custom hacked DTD that
allows me to do everything in the frameset DTD and more?

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...oh I'm sorry, what other interfaces do you have on your computer,
Screwball? Do you have an electronic dildo that you shove up yer ass
that's set to go off every time there's a popup or something? Wait,
no, I got it...keyboard commands. This doofy assed Noodle guy wants
to do away with mice and work off the keyboard...LOL...someone get
this loser a fuckin Mac! `, D

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Sunshine...I do shit on my sites that you couldn't even fucking BEGIN
to comprehend. Or did you forget who has the ONLY perfect liquid
website prototypes in existence?

http://www.backwater-productions.net/_test_platform/liquid/
http://www.backwater-productions.net/alt.2600/

That's pure code, Dumbass. Every image you see is resized,
reconstructed and placed on the fly by the hybrid PHP/Javascript
code...and it's completely custom you fuckin tard, there's no other
site on the whole of the PLANET that does what those two prototypes
do. And hey, all I gotta do is throw in a lil server side image
caching and create some can opener code and I can market the concept
as freely as I like...you can't though Noodle head...because as
fucking stupid as you are you can't even comprehend how the PHP code
is reconstructing PNG alpha transparent files...hell, yer dumbass
probably can't even comprehend the javascript placement and division
resizing code that you can actually access...of course, as downs as
you are you probably haven't even figured out what an external
javascript file is let alone how to open one...LOL...yer such a loser
kid.

Oh and hey, on those perfect liquid prototypes, try clicking on the
tops of the boxes...dynamic interaction Sunshine...and you don't know
how I did that either, do you? ^_^

In fact, there's a lot of things that you probably have NO idea how I
did...hell even on my main backwater site:
http://www.backwater-productions.net

Touch the frog with yer mouse, Stupid...now tell me how I coded that.
He, he, he...oh and the new downloads section with DVD style
interface, tell me how I coded that, Noodle Dick...what's the matter,
yer "education" comin up short? Typical half breed ****, goes to
school thinkin he's gonna learn about computers...LOL. You don't go
to school to learn about tech, Stupid, you go there to get a magic
piece of fuckin paper so you can convince some no brained corp exec
that yer smarter than they are. Only dropouts and fools like you go
to school looking to LEARN. Cause really...if you can't learn it the
**** on yer own...yer never gonna make it. *shrugs* Reality's a
bitch, innt? `, )

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WOW...you know how to make LINKS! Jeez, yer like the fuckin MASTER of
HTML code or something! My GAWDS! Do you guys over in alt.html hear
that? He's got TWELVE LINKS! HA! BEAT THAT!

*snicker*

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...I don't think shit you slurped up out of a sloppy Google image
search count as "graphics"...well at least not professionally.

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...yes child, anyone can link to a search engine...I think I did that
back in like...1999...
http://groups.google.com/group/alt.hackers.malicious/msg/56116f9bdef9f3f5

Oh and unlike yours, mine was original code, not cookie cutter...and
it had an original interface too.

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D00d, you've been "learning" HTML for like YEARS now...what's the hold
up?

I mean, come on, I had never even fuckin touched Flash until last
August and hrmmm...
http://www.backwater-productions.net/

Even experimenting with PHP integration now:
http://www.backwater-productions.net/_test_platform/np/NP Index.html

I mean, think about it...last AUGUST...that wasn't even four months
ago!

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Consistent crap is still crap.

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Yeah that's not too hard to do when you're barely touching outside of
HTML v2, child. Let me know when you start hacking your own DTDs,
then maybe I'll consider you close to my level:
http://validator.w3.org/check?uri=http://www.backwater-productions.net

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You're claiming to have tested your site in EVERY browser now, eh?
Are you REALLY sure about that? Do I need to break out the list?

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WOW, three WHOLE division layers, huh? Try this, Stupid:
http://www.backwater-productions.net/hatter-blog/

Roughly SEVENTY dynamically controlled division layers...he, he,
he...like I said...you can't even comprehend working on my level.

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WOW, style sheets, boy those are sure hard...um...what on your site
NEEDS a style sheet though? I mean, really. Do you even know WHY you
should be using a style sheet as opposed to inline styles? Oh BTW, a
lot of my sites use style sheets...just the parts that benefit from
them though.

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The iframe does nothing but center the content, child, it's quit sad
that you think it's some magical tool that somehow does any more than
just that.

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Let's see...how many people can hack a DTD and still get it to parse
on the W3Cs validator...oh hey, ME! ^_^

Canned DTD hacks aren't too hard to come by...but mine are the only
ones that I've seen that can pass validation through the W3C and not
just some fifth wheel service.

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Well it's a good thing my skill in graphics design is as bad ass as my
coding ability, eh Junior?

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...what browser testing problem? Do you even KNOW what you're saying
or do you just roll yer stupid head across the keyboard hoping
something meaningful or poignant will pop up?

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The program really doesn't matter all that much...hell I use a 6 year
old version of Paint Shop Pro for most of my stuff.

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Oh? Was Chet laughing when I forced him to obliterate a multithousand
post forum on his lil PoE News board just to try and shut me up? He,
he, he...oh there was laughing alright...from me. `, )

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There are no excuses for your stupidity.

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Better than you...that's who.

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That's it, lash out incoherently with insults...that's the idea you
know...when you reach the point where you stop mixing insults with
facts and arguments and fall into a state of perpetual lamedom, where
you have nothing left but failing delusions and lies to keep you
going. ^_^

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Post proof.

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Now come on, Child, we all know yer stupid, but you could at least try
and hide it better. Coincidentally in the majority of settings
without proper understanding of image encoding methodology PNG would
actually produce some of the largest sizes...and given the stuff that
you've posted so far...yeah yer failing grasp of the subject is more
than apparent.

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Again, post proof that you've done this from the time I made that
original post to you till this post.

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It's the parts where you're emulating me whilst foolishly attempting
to verbally attack me, Tard Boi...and doing a shit job of hiding it.

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Denial is conjecture without facts, I presented facts. So come on,
Doctor Phil, point out yer facts, point out what part of the story you
think is so "gay"...or continue with YOUR denial...oh, and make it
SHORT too, we wouldn't want anyone to mess up and think you had any
literary skills, now would we? ^_^

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Oh how cliche, Noodlehead, when all else fails rip off someone else's
material, what an AMAZING tactic, boy I bet that's gonna get me to
stop tormenting you, neh?

Nice me<**** SLAP>

You'll have to forgive Butt->Plow Piddle Pants, he constantly craves
my attention. I destroyed his soul so he has no sense of self, so
you'll have to forgive him if he seems a bit...uh...empty.