foo said:
Nope. Sorry.
Editor's note: foo bar baz qux's "creative quoting" has been corrected now.
But it was you who first introduced me to the idea of replacing
someone's quoted text with a tendentious parenthetic summary.
No, it wasn't.
May time I've seen you replace someone's innocuous remarks with
"[insult]" or something of the sort.
No, I just quote insults and then debunk them. And that's insults, not
innocuous remarks.
YOU are the one replacing meaningful remarks with nonsense when quoting ME.
Er, you don't hate me, or you don't hate Paul? Or you hate neither?
Judging by your behavior, you at least strongly dislike Paul, and you
hate comp.lang.java.programmer, the latter enough to want to destroy the
newsgroup by posting large amounts of offtopic crap to it.
If you hate this newsgroup so much, why subscribe? If it were me, I'd
just ignore it. Same with that Paul fellow, assuming I could avoid him,
which would surely be the case unless he was a relative, a neighbor, a
co-worker, my boss, or something like that.
And even if he is one of those things, or was stalking you, this is
hardly the appropriate forum to air your concerns or grievances about
anything but Java's lack of closures!
I'm not sure if you are casting around for
sympathy or genuinely don't understand the distinction between what
you do and who you are.
This does not make sense.
I am trying to convince you to stop making all kinds of stupid and
off-topic posts to this newsgroup, and to take your dispute with Paul to
a more appropriate forum. Preferably one where Paul actually posts, so
you two can have it out in a fair fight. Preferably that would be your
email inboxes and not any newsgroup at all.
Certainly you should leave me out of it. I have no wish to be involved
in a dispute between two other people. Why do you insist on dragging me
into your dispute with him, and on calling me names while you're at it?
If that were true you wouldn't engage in prolonged heated arguments
with so many people in this newsgroup.
That's because I DO give a shit that you're making public false
accusations about me, and I DO give a shit that you're messing up what
had been a nice clean newsgroup two months ago!
We are discussing your pustulent and pernicious, persistent posting of
off-topic pointlessness. Please don't try to change the subject. Evasion
will get you nowhere.
Yet you claim to have submitted a complaint to Google and various
ISPs.
No, not yet, but I'm sorely tempted to, and I'll bet others have
submitted complaints just because of the sheer volume of crap you're
posting.
A sensible person would actually read the AUP before alleging a
breach of it.
Fine. Let's see.
You're posting through Google Groups.
A quick Google search for "google groups acceptable use policy" leads to
http://groups.google.pl/googlegroups/terms_of_service.html and (abridged
to what's relevant here, as the full list was quite long):
"You will not:
* defame, abuse, harass, stalk, threaten or otherwise violate the
legal rights (such as rights of privacy and publicity) of others;
* post any inappropriate, defamatory, infringing, obscene, illegal
or unlawful Content;
* post messages that promote pyramid schemes, chain letters or
disruptive commercial messages or advertisements, or anything else
prohibited by the Group owner.
* restrict or inhibit any other user from using and enjoying the
Service;
* use the Service for any illegal or unauthorised purpose;"
You are, however: defaming (me), abusing (this newsgroup), harassing
(me), and stalking (Paul), threatening (me), violating the legal rights
of privacy and publicity (in claiming that I'm Paul; you're clearly
*trying* to violate Paul's rights of privacy and publicity, if perhaps
not *succeeding*), posting inappropriate and defamatory content, posting
messages prohibited by the Group owner (since the newsgroup charter says
your non-Java trash-talking is off-topic here), inhibiting other users
from using and enjoying the Service (every other Google Groups user that
subscribes to cljp and that is forced to put up with your spew because
Google Groups lacks killfiles), and, possibly, using the Service for an
illegal purpose (defamation, in violation of tort law).
Five reasons for Google to get rid of you.
Let's turn to your ISP next. Apparently British Telecom.
And we have, from
http://www2.bt.com/static/i/btretail/panretail/acceptableuse/usenet.html:
"While connected to the Internet via BT you must comply with the law.
You must not make statements that are defamatory to or misrepresent
others. Defamatory postings may include but are not limited to postings
which harm the personal or business reputation of another or exposes him
to hatred, contempt or ridicule, or lowers him in the estimation of his
community, or deters other people from associating or dealing with him.
You must not post the same message repeatedly in one or more newsgroups.
You must not blatantly disregard the intended subject matter in a
newsgroup by making off topic postings with apparent malicious intent or
in large volumes.
You must not maliciously try to incite other newsgroup users to deviate
from the stated topic of the group. Attempts to anger others and to draw
them into off topic debates are known as “trolling”.
You must not breach the charter of the newsgroup that you are in."
Let's see: you're not complying with the law (you're defaming people,
which is a tort -- and not just one, but at least *two* people, as near
as I can tell); you are making defamatory remarks that misrepresent
others, attempting to harm the personal or business reputation of me,
attempting to expose me to hatred, contempt, or ridicule, attempting to
lower me in the estimation of Java programmers, and attempting to deter
other people from associating or dealing with me, and apparently much
the same with respect to your arch-nemesis Paul, too.
Furthermore, you're posting the same message repeatedly, in the loose
sense of posts with basically identical semantic content from one to the
next, namely "Ben is a bad person and Paul is also a bad person".
And it's quite clear that you are blatantly disregarding this
newsgroup's charter and its intended subject matter, with malicious
intent, and maliciously trying to incite other newsgroup users to
deviate from said subject matter.
I'd say, foo bar baz qux, that you are indeed violating your provider's
terms of service AND google's.
You know? I think I *will* be making some complaints now.
Goodbye, foo bar baz qux.