Buddy can you spare a dime (in minutes)?

[Bob]

Liar....it takes 5 seconds to choose your pizza type and toppings..

My website has almost 500,000 page hits.....LIAR


It's not difficult at all...unless you are a moron who wants to
criticize....

So just be a stepford wife Dylan and copy what all these assholes say.





Dylan Parry
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"If I'd know it was going to be this difficult in /alt.html/, I'd have
joined the circus instead", thought Bob:

I'm not serving food Dylan. Why don't you see what the issues are
before commenting.

I have seen the issues. The issue is that you are mouthing off and
being
generally rude to people who comment that your form is difficult to
use.

Take this advice from Confucious "better to remain silent and be
thought a fool than to open you mouth and remove all doubt.

Here's another for you: "People ask for criticism, but they only want
praise" - W. Somerset Maugham.

Now go order a goddam pizza @ www.OrderingMadeEasy.Com and give me some
quality feedback on how simple-difficult it is.

I *have* looked at your form. It's a mess, quite frankly. I wouldn't
know where to start with it.

--
Dylan Parry
http://electricfreedom.org -- Where the Music Progressively Rocks!


Usenet: The first post is free, but the next will cost you your soul.

 

[Dylan Parry]

"If I'd know it was going to be this difficult in /alt.html/, I'd have
joined the circus instead", thought Bob:

Liar....it takes 5 seconds to choose your pizza type and toppings..

So I couldn't understand how to use your form, and that makes me a liar?

My website has almost 500,000 page hits.....LIAR

So what? Just because a billion flies like eating poop doesn't mean it
tastes good.

It's not difficult at all...unless you are a moron who wants to
criticize....

If you don't want criticism, then don't ask for it. Simple as that.

You are simply too close to your work to see how anyone could possible
have problems using it. I know I certainly get that way when developing
new mapping interfaces at work - I think "how could anyone find this
hard to use?" and then folk say "I can't do *" and I have to take a few
steps back to see their POV.

 

[hywel.jenkins]

Hey Hywel...you do have a website..................with a fucking pussy
on it....just like you

Good one. Millions of years of human evolution, and that's the best
you've got. It must be hard, living in primordial soup. Perhaps one
day you'll evolve out of it, ickle boy.

I knew it.................you are totally useless

now go look at all the brilliantly usefull programs on my web
server....www.BobSweeney.Net

I already looked, Bob. Like I said, "Little League".

 

[Beauregard T. Shagnasty]

now go look at all the brilliantly usefull programs on my web
server....www.BobSweeney.Net

<ROF,LMAO>

That site is as bad as the pizza site you think is so good, as are those
"applications" one is supposed to look at.

Maple Avenue Music Store: went there, got a new browser window with the
*same page* in three separate frames!

Bob, you are a hoot! But you don't know anything about writing web
pages. You couldn't design your way out of a paper bag.

 

[mbstevens]

Hey Hywel...you do have a website..................with a fucking pussy
on it....just like you

I knew it.................you are totally useless

now go look at all the brilliantly usefull programs on my web
server....www.BobSweeney.Net

meow meow...you fucking useless peice of shit..

The code inside the frames inside the JavaScript pop up windows is just
unbelievable, even after I turned on JS so I could see them and wrapped
the lines so I could read them in their full deprecated glory.

Spare a dime? Bubba, here's a fifty. The bus station is right over
there. If you use the head on the bus, wash those nasty &nbsps before
handling markup again.

Does your momma know you write code like that?

"It takes more than a dirty mouth to make it in this business"
<from "The Player">

 

[Bob]

Well then OK....let's see what you have.

I have 25 business websites @ www.BobSweeney.Net.......what do you have
diarrhea mouth.....

Put up or shut up.

Your as professional as Hywel.....a pussy that performs no business
purpose.

I can talk the talk and I can put my programs up for review...let's see
you.

All I hear is a lot of trash talk from people that got nothing to
show......





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now go look at all the brilliantly usefull programs on my web
server....www.BobSweeney.Net

<ROF,LMAO>

That site is as bad as the pizza site you think is so good, as are
those
"applications" one is supposed to look at.


Maple Avenue Music Store: went there, got a new browser window with
the
*same page* in three separate frames!


Bob, you are a hoot! But you don't know anything about writing web
pages. You couldn't design your way out of a paper bag.

 

[Hywel Jenkins]

Well then OK....let's see what you have.

I have 25 business websites @ www.BobSweeney.Net

They're all shit.

Your as professional as Hywel.....a pussy that performs no business
purpose.

I do, however, know the difference between "your" and "you're", and when
to use them.

 

[Bob]

I'm still hooting!!!

Hoot here: www.FortLauderdaleFriendMaker.Com/


Let me know what you think.

 

[Beauregard T. Shagnasty]

Well then OK....let's see what you have.

I have the ability to properly construct a newsgroup post.
I have the ability to use a real newsreader, or to properly quote at
Google Groups if the need ever arose.
I have the ability to write a web page that doesn't look like a piece of
scratch paper from a legal tablet.
I have the ability to write a web page that doesn't repeat itself in
three frames.
I have at least *some* sense of good-looking design.

I have 25 business websites @ www.BobSweeney.Net.......

No, you have 25 JavaScript links that all lead to other pages on one
site .. and which are crap.

what do you have diarrhea mouth.....

Put up or shut up.

Most of my nearly 30 years of programming was for inhouse databases. My
two hand-coded online CMS/databases that run my clients' sites are not
accessible to the public. And they work.

You're [sic] as professional as Hywel.....a pussy that performs no
business purpose.

But I'm a pussy who knows how to write web pages.

I can talk the talk and I can put my programs up for review...let's see
you.

Yep, you can surely talk the talk. Unfortunately, nobody is listening to
it for anything other than amusement. I'm enjoying it. You could
probably get a sitcom on the WB and make real money.

All I hear is a lot of trash talk from people that got nothing to
show......

<snip your copy and paste of dang near a whole web page...>

 

[Hywel Jenkins]

I'm still hooting!!!

Hoot here: www.FortLauderdaleFriendMaker.Com/


Let me know what you think.

It's the same. No interface. Mind you, it does scale with my browser.

Bob, I have to admit it. You're far better than me in everything you
do.

 

[mbstevens]

It's the same. No interface. Mind you, it does scale with my browser.

Doesn't in mine (1280x1024) -- when I make the font big enough to read,
the forms write all over themselves and I can't read what's in them.

 

[Beauregard T. Shagnasty]

I'm still hooting!!!

Hoot here: www.FortLauderdaleFriendMaker.Com/

Let me know what you think.

Yet another piece of yellow legal scratch paper on a page written with
1996 code that doesn't work.

Gender: [ ]¡¿ which will not accept any input <LOL>

 

[Hywel Jenkins]

Doesn't in mine (1280x1024) -- when I make the font big enough to read,
the forms write all over themselves and I can't read what's in them.

Well, it's obvious that you haven't got your browser set up properly,
isn't it.

 

[mbstevens]

Well, it's obvious that you haven't got your browser set up properly,
isn't it.

Guess I'm just going to have to wait on buying one of Bob's franchises
until after I can find a monitor with a lower pixel count. And I was
really hoping to become wealthy this week!

 

[Bob]

Hywel....I know I'm I am far better than you.....but so what....I don't
need to be better than anybody......I'm learning and improving every
day..........Also, you are fucking useless so my grandmother is far
better than you as well. At least she makes great tapioca pudding.

Now get to work building something you can show to people......don't
worry about all the losers who will behave as you have with your
assinine comments......

Try another of my many websites...this one's for recruiting
agencies...www.wwwTimesheet.Com/






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I'm still hooting!!!

Hoot here: www.FortLauderdaleFriendMaker.Com/

Let me know what you think.

It's the same. No interface. Mind you, it does scale with my browser.


Bob, I have to admit it. You're far better than me in everything you
do.

 

[Bob]

Hey Beau-disregard.....

Let's see what you got!

Fucking diarrhea mouth.....

YOU GOT NOTHING




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Well then OK....let's see what you have.

I have the ability to properly construct a newsgroup post.
I have the ability to use a real newsreader, or to properly quote at
Google Groups if the need ever arose.
I have the ability to write a web page that doesn't look like a piece
of
scratch paper from a legal tablet.
I have the ability to write a web page that doesn't repeat itself in
three frames.
I have at least *some* sense of good-looking design.

I have 25 business websites @ www.BobSweeney.Net.......

No, you have 25 JavaScript links that all lead to other pages on one
site .. and which are crap.

what do you have diarrhea mouth.....


Put up or shut up.

Most of my nearly 30 years of programming was for inhouse databases. My

two hand-coded online CMS/databases that run my clients' sites are not
accessible to the public. And they work.

You're [sic] as professional as Hywel.....a pussy that performs no
business purpose.

But I'm a pussy who knows how to write web pages.

I can talk the talk and I can put my programs up for review...let's see
you.

Yep, you can surely talk the talk. Unfortunately, nobody is listening
to
it for anything other than amusement. I'm enjoying it. You could
probably get a sitcom on the WB and make real money.

All I hear is a lot of trash talk from people that got nothing to
show......

<snip your copy and paste of dang near a whole web page...>

 

[Beauregard T. Shagnasty]

Hey Beau-disregard.....

Let's see what you got!

Fucking diarrhea mouth.....

YOU GOT NOTHING

Oooh, Bob. You are soooo funny! I look forward to your posts, to
brighten up this otherwise dull Monday.

C'mon, fly up to Rochester, NY and I'll take you 'round to all the
companies running my applications. Let me know the flight number and I
will meet you at the airport.

You still refuse to address any points about your site though. That is
quite comical...

 

[Hywel Jenkins]

Hywel....I know I'm I am far better than you.....but so what....I don't
need to be better than anybody.

You must be a troll. The beauty of this whole thread is that it's
archived by Google. I wonder how many of your clients are the sort that
would do some background research into a "web developer" before hiring
them.

I've come to the conclusion that you're a troll. All of the sites
you've shown are the same, and they're all bad. Very bad.

*plonk*

 

[Hywel Jenkins]

Hey Beau-disregard.....

You, surprisingly, look reasonably normal, Bob:

http://www.1369.com/Bob/Images/bob.jpg

I was expecting someone with long hair and a GWAR T-shirt. Tell me, is
that CV really yours or have you been exaggerating a little?

 

[Beauregard T. Shagnasty]

You, surprisingly, look reasonably normal, Bob:

http://www.1369.com/Bob/Images/bob.jpg

I was expecting someone with long hair and a GWAR T-shirt. Tell me, is
that CV really yours or have you been exaggerating a little?

"Career Mission: To be among the premier Internet and Desktop software
architects/developers ..."

Got a ways to go, doesn't he? <g>