Any "consumer review generators" available?

[aralsky]

I am looking for a fake consumer review generator that could generate realistic looking reviews for any products, kind of like on amazon.com but generated by Artificial Intelligence. Is there a package available in your favorite programing language... thx alan

 

[Paul McGuire]

I am looking for a fake consumer review generator that could generate realistic looking reviews for any products, kind of like on amazon.com but generated by Artificial Intelligence. Is there a package available in your favorite programing language... thx alan

I have a fake supervisor reference generator for job interviews, a
fake house inspection generator for real estate transactions, and a
fake parole testimony generator - maybe you could adapt one of them
(unfortunately, they are written in dissembler).

-- Paul

 

[Peter Otten]

I have a fake supervisor reference generator for job interviews, a
fake house inspection generator for real estate transactions, and a
fake parole testimony generator - maybe you could adapt one of them
(unfortunately, they are written in dissembler).

-- Paul

OP, please disregard. That was just Paul's fake usenet post generator
kicking in.

Peter

 

[Uri Guttman]

a> I am looking for a fake consumer review generator that could
a> generate realistic looking reviews for any products, kind of like
a> on amazon.com but generated by Artificial Intelligence. Is there a
a> package available in your favorite programing language... thx alan

it's called a human being. and hope you find some with ethics which you
don't seem to have.

uri

 

[irstas]

I am looking for a fake consumer review generator that could generate realistic looking reviews for any products, kind of like on amazon.com but generated by Artificial Intelligence. Is there a package available in your favorite programing language... thx alan

Python's standard module "ai" has a function called
"generateFakeReview". I believe it does what you want, but I haven't
used it myself.

 

[bearophileHUGS]

Python's standard module "ai" has a function called

"generateFakeReview". I believe it does what you want, but I haven't
used it myself.

It's nice to have an ai module too in the standard library (A*, CSP,
etc), Norvig may help with the Python version of his AIMA sofware ;-]

Bye,
bearophile

 

[Michael]

I have a fake supervisor reference generator for job interviews, a
fake house inspection generator for real estate transactions, and a
fake parole testimony generator - maybe you could adapt one of them
(unfortunately, they are written in dissembler).

+1 QOTW

For some reason I think that's great


Michael

 

[Paul McGuire]

Python's standard module "ai" has a function called
"generateFakeReview". I believe it does what you want, but I haven't
used it myself.

You are two days early...

-- Paul

 

[Evil Otto]

I am looking for a fake consumer review generator that could generate realistic looking reviews for any products, kind of like on amazon.com but generated by Artificial Intelligence. Is there a package available in your favorite programing language... thx alan

I really, really hope that you're looking to generate test data or
filler text.

If you're not, then DIAF.

 

[nullified]

I really, really hope that you're looking to generate test data or
filler text.

If you're not, then DIAF.

Die In A Fire? Drop In A Fryer? Doug Is A Fucker? Drown In A Fart?

 

[Evil Otto]

Die In A Fire? Drop In A Fryer? Doug Is A Fucker? Drown In A Fart?

Any of those would accurately describe the underlying sentiment, but I
had "Die In A Fire" in mind specifically.

 

[nullified]

Any of those would accurately describe the underlying sentiment, but I
had "Die In A Fire" in mind specifically.

FM!, IWRFT!

 

[Schraalhans Keukenmeester]

FM!, IWRFT!

Perhaps if he finds his miracle script he can also train it to create
and 'solve' funny acronyms?

 

[Octo]

a> I am looking for a fake consumer review generator that could
a> generate realistic looking reviews for any products, kind of like
a> on amazon.com but generated by Artificial Intelligence. Is there a
a> package available in your favorite programing language... thx alan

it's called a human being. and hope you find some with ethics which you
don't seem to have.

People don't have ethics, they have morals. Ethics are characteristics
of collectives, not individuals.

R

 

[nullified]

People don't have ethics, they have morals. Ethics are characteristics
of collectives, not individuals.

I dont think the OP has either...
Wish I knew his domain, to put it in my block list )

 

[DJ Stunks]

Die In A Fire? Drop In A Fryer? Doug Is A Fucker? Drown In A Fart?

You knew Doug too? I could tell he was a fucker right from the moment
I met him.

-jp

 

[nullified]

Perhaps if he finds his miracle script he can also train it to create
and 'solve' funny acronyms?

Sorry. That was "**** Me! I Was Right First Time!"