C a Dead Language

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Douglas Eagleson

C used to allow the function as th elogical assembly.. And now ANSI
and others have develope a variant that thrives on criminal falsehood.

An if statement in a while loop must function. or you have changed the
if logic.

It is a major fallacy to claim the if as abstract in all usage. A
certain usage used ot be allowed so the fallacy did something neet.
Now the Visual 6.0 enforece predicate test the geniuses theory.

Why test thinking when the goal was a compiler?

This is out of HAND. I am gonna just nuke DC and see if the logic was
allowed.

Predicate theory is just a logical theory, it is not
ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL theory.

To restrict theory is the outcome. ANd C is therefor DEAD.
 
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Douglas Eagleson

C used to allow the function as th elogical assembly.. And now ANSI
and others have develope a variant that thrives on criminal falsehood.

An if statement in a while loop must function. or you have changed the
if logic.

It is a major fallacy to claim the if as abstract in all usage. A
certain usage used ot be allowed so the fallacy did something neet.
Now the Visual 6.0 enforece predicate test the geniuses theory.

Why test thinking when the goal was a compiler?

This is out of HAND. I am gonna just nuke DC and see if the logic was
allowed.

Predicate theory is just a logical theory, it is not
ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL theory.

To restrict theory is the outcome. ANd C is therefor DEAD.

Whoever plays these logical games with compilers is gui8lty of
crimianl charge of malicousness.

When the castles fall the logical BASIC routine will power the nuke.
 
I

Ivar Rosquist

[Illiterate rambling.]

I see that you do not restrict your illiterate and irrelevant
postings to sci.math and sci.physics. Rest assured that we are well aware
of your ignorance and stupidity in this group as well.
 
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Chris Dollin

CBFalconer said:
I don't know (yet) if you are a troll, or incapable of writing
clear English. Time will tell.

Reads like a travesty generator to me.
 
K

klaushuotari

C used to allow the function as th elogical assembly.. And now ANSI
and others have develope a variant that thrives on criminal falsehood.

An if statement in a while loop must function. or you have changed the
if logic.

It is a major fallacy to claim the if as abstract in all usage. A
certain usage used ot be allowed so the fallacy did something neet.
Now the Visual 6.0 enforece predicate test the geniuses theory.

Why test thinking when the goal was a compiler?

This is out of HAND. I am gonna just nuke DC and see if the logic was
allowed.

Predicate theory is just a logical theory, it is not
ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL theory.

To restrict theory is the outcome. ANd C is therefor DEAD.

Let's give a big hand to C. It will survive. No matter what's the
compiler, no matter what's the implementor, C will survive.
 
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Default User

Douglas said:
C used to allow the function as th elogical assembly.. And now ANSI
and others have develope a variant that thrives on criminal falsehood.

Raving loony == *plonk*





Brian
 
C

Clever Monkey

Douglas said:
C used to allow the function as th elogical assembly.. And now ANSI
and others have develope a variant that thrives on criminal falsehood.

An if statement in a while loop must function. or you have changed the
if logic.

It is a major fallacy to claim the if as abstract in all usage. A
certain usage used ot be allowed so the fallacy did something neet.
Now the Visual 6.0 enforece predicate test the geniuses theory.
Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies
and I saw one of the babies and then the baby looked at me.
 
K

Kenneth Brody

On 27 huhti, 21:26, Douglas Eagleson <[email protected]>
wrote: [... rambling ...]
To restrict theory is the outcome. ANd C is therefor DEAD.

Let's give a big hand to C. It will survive. No matter what's the
compiler, no matter what's the implementor, C will survive.

So _that's_ what the "C" stands for -- "Cockroach".

I can see it now...

Scene: Post-apocalypse Los Angeles. Smoldering ruins everywhere.
Zoom in to crumbled building with "SkyNet" marquee. Burnt skeletons
litter the streets.

Suddenly, a lone computer terminal flickers to life. Slowly, the
following message appears in glowing green letters:

Hello, world.

--
+-------------------------+--------------------+-----------------------+
| Kenneth J. Brody | www.hvcomputer.com | #include |
| kenbrody/at\spamcop.net | www.fptech.com | <std_disclaimer.h> |
+-------------------------+--------------------+-----------------------+
Don't e-mail me at: <mailto:[email protected]>
 
W

Wade Ward

Douglas Eagleson said:
C used to allow the function as th elogical assembly.. And now ANSI
and others have develope a variant that thrives on criminal falsehood.

An if statement in a while loop must function. or you have changed the
if logic.

It is a major fallacy to claim the if as abstract in all usage. A
certain usage used ot be allowed so the fallacy did something neet.
Now the Visual 6.0 enforece predicate test the geniuses theory.

Why test thinking when the goal was a compiler?

This is out of HAND. I am gonna just nuke DC and see if the logic was
allowed.

Predicate theory is just a logical theory, it is not
ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL theory.

To restrict theory is the outcome. ANd C is therefor DEAD.
The problem with obliterating C is that other standards would be affected.

How would a person go about herding usenet messages into a directory, and
then parsing them for an integer between 16 and 73? The resulting directory
could be a string, say, 'www.complangc.net/files/' Although directories
don't exist in C, strings that represent them do.

Perl is probably the language of choice on this, but I don't know it. Can a
person scrap this together in ISO C? I do not solicit comment from persons
who have a parochial view of the C Programming Language or who think there
isn't something dreadfully wrong about English cuisine.
 
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Martin Ambuhl

Douglas said:
C used to allow the function as th elogical assembly.. And now ANSI
and others have develope a variant that thrives on criminal falsehood.

If one claimed that the above made a lick of sense, he would be telling
a falsehood.
An if statement in a while loop must function. or you have changed the
if logic.

It doesn't get any more lucid up to this point.
It is a major fallacy to claim the if as abstract in all usage. A
certain usage used ot be allowed so the fallacy did something neet.
Now the Visual 6.0 enforece predicate test the geniuses theory.

Well, we know for sure that 'Douglas Eagleson' has no grasp of at least
one natural language. I suspect that he has no grasp of any language,
natural or artificial. Why do people let their preschoolers play in
newsgroups. Someone please give this boy a porn-site link so he can
entertain himself more constructively.
 
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Wade Ward

Martin Ambuhl said:
If one claimed that the above made a lick of sense, he would be telling a
falsehood.


It doesn't get any more lucid up to this point.


Well, we know for sure that 'Douglas Eagleson' has no grasp of at least
one natural language. I suspect that he has no grasp of any language,
natural or artificial. Why do people let their preschoolers play in
newsgroups. Someone please give this boy a porn-site link so he can
entertain himself more constructively.
alt.binaries.big.boobs is probably the last stop for him on usenet.
 
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Keith Thompson

CBFalconer said:
Douglas Eagleson wrote: [SNIP]
To restrict theory is the outcome. ANd C is therefor DEAD.

I don't know (yet) if you are a troll, or incapable of writing
clear English. Time will tell.

It seems perfectly obvious to me that he's a troll who's incapable of
writing clear English (or at least unwilling to do so).

Since he's a troll, *please* don't waste bandwidth by replying to him.
 
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Douglas Eagleson

C used to allow the function as th elogical assembly.. And now ANSI
and others have develope a variant that thrives on criminal falsehood.

An if statement in a while loop must function. or you have changed the
if logic.

It is a major fallacy to claim the if as abstract in all usage. A
certain usage used ot be allowed so the fallacy did something neet.
Now the Visual 6.0 enforece predicate test the geniuses theory.

Why test thinking when the goal was a compiler?

This is out of HAND. I am gonna just nuke DC and see if the logic was
allowed.

Predicate theory is just a logical theory, it is not
ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL theory.

To restrict theory is the outcome. ANd C is therefor DEAD.

Yeah call me a non language user.

Except my nukes are real.

..
 
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Malcolm McLean

Douglas Eagleson said:
Yeah call me a non language user.

Except my nukes are real.
Either you are trolling this ng or you are not well. I suspect the latter.
It happens to a lot of people - the brain is the most complicated organ in
the body - and normally problems are fairly trivial and easy to treat, but
just occasionally they are serious. Please see a doctor, your normal family
doctor.

Other posters, please don't antagonise this person.
 
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Douglas Eagleson

Either you are trolling this ng or you are not well. I suspect the latter.
It happens to a lot of people - the brain is the most complicated organ in
the body - and normally problems are fairly trivial and easy to treat, but
just occasionally they are serious. Please see a doctor, your normal family
doctor.

Other posters, please don't antagonise this person.

Well, it is an issue of maliciousness to talk to me. Your kind do not
get to be talked back to. Go away.
 
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Malcolm McLean

Douglas Eagleson said:
Well, it is an issue of maliciousness to talk to me. Your kind do not
get to be talked back to. Go away.
If I saw someone with swelling in their ankles and short of breath I'd
instantly tell them to go and see a doctor. That's a classic sign of a dicky
heart, though of course you can't be sure without running actual tests.
Nothing malicious about it; the malicious person would tell then are just
fine but and would they like some exercise? Why should it be any different
if the central nervous system is the organ that seems to be affected?
 
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Chris Hills

Wade Ward said:
Perl is probably the language of choice on this, but I don't know it. Can a
person scrap this together in ISO C? I do not solicit comment from persons
who have a parochial view of the C Programming Language or who think there
isn't something dreadfully wrong about English cuisine.

What's wrong with English cuisine?
We got
Pizza
Curry
Lasagne
Quiche Loraine
Spaghetti Bolognase
Bagels
Hamburgers
Piela
Chile-con-carne
The list is endless
 
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Chris Dollin

Chris said:
What's wrong with English cuisine?
We got
Pizza
Curry
Lasagne
Quiche Loraine
Spaghetti Bolognase
Bagels
Hamburgers
Piela
Chile-con-carne
The list is endless

apple Crumble.
 

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