Was wondering if anybody has any good expansions of IBM... if you've
been working with their horrible J2EE containers/development
environments and been as frustrated as I am with them you might have
thought of a few. Here's some I've come up with
International Bloated Mechanisms
Ignore Bitter Multitudes
Irritating Bowel Movements
IBM I Became Macintosh.
I Been hipMotized.
I Beg Mercy.
I Believe in Mediocrity.
I Blame Microsoft.
I Bought Macintosh.
Icky Blue Machines.
Idiotic Bull Meter.
Idiots Become Managers.
Idiots Bought Me.
Idiots Bumblers and Morons.
Idolized By Morons.
I'll Buy Macintosh.
Illustrative of Bad Marketing.
I'm Being Mobbedwithwhatdoesibmstandforanswers.
I'm Being Moved.
I'm Bloody Mad.
Immense Bins of Money.
Immense Bowel Movement.
Immense Bucket of Manure.
Imperialism By Marketing.
Impossible to Become Macintosh.
Impractical, But Marketable.
In Business for Money.
Incest Breeds Morons.
Incredibly Big Machine.
Incredibly Big Monopoly.
Industry's Biggest Mistake.
Incredibly Boring Machine.
Incredibly Brilliant Marketing.
Incredibly Brutal Motherfucker.
Inefficient But Marketable.
Inept Bull Meter.
Inert Blue Monoliths.
Inferior But Marketable.
Installed By Masochists.
Installed By Mistake.
Institute of Broken Minds.
Institute of Black Magic.
Integrated Bad Manners.
Intelligent Bull Meter.
Intensely Boring Machines.
Interactive Boot Machines.
Intercourse Beats Masturbation.
Intergalactic Brotherhood of Muthafuckas.
Internal Bowel Movement.
International Ballistic Missiles.
International Brotherhood of Magicians.
Involuntary Bowel Movement.
Iron Brain Masters.
Italian Branch of the Mafia.
Italian Business Men.
It Beats Mattel.
It'll Be Messy.
It's Better Manually.
It's Big Money.
It's Black Magic.
It's Blue Magic.
It's Boring Me.
It's Broken, Mommy.
It's Busted, Man.
I've Been Misled.
I've Been Molested.
I've Been Mugged.
Bye.
