Webdesigner in Holland

[William Tasso]

they're all the rage this year. you'll probably have to wait a while
before they're available in 3rd world countries (or you could pop over
to europe and pick one up)

Obviously, you have never been to Waltham Forest. I suppose the badgercam
is ok, but it would be a tight squeeze fitting the BBC onto the card.

 

[Mark Parnell]

Sometime around Thu, 11 Dec 2003 10:35:21 GMT, rf is reported to have
stated:

Is there any skiing up there? I might consider relocating

But you couldn't take your roo...

 

[rf]

Sometime around Thu, 11 Dec 2003 10:35:21 GMT, rf is reported to have
stated:

But you couldn't take your roo...

Why not? Roos *like* skiing, when they're not playing aussie rools that is


<aside>
Down at the snow last September, where there are traffic warning signs all
over the place with pictures of roos on them so you know what you just hit
was a roo and not a wombat... someone with way too much time on their hands
and a big black pencil has carefully drawn a pair of skis under each roo and
a set of poles in their hands. Creative grafitti
</aside>

Cheers
Richard.

 

[Nico Schuyt]

Nico Schuyt said:

i was talking to my lawyer yesterday and he thinks its a good idea if
i leave the country. holland sounds nice.
i cant wait to see the look on my parol officers face when he gets a
xmas card from holland.

Besides some technical knowledge it is required that you're female, not
older than 16 and have an attractive bottom.
Nico

 

[Nico Schuyt]

Nico Schuyt wrote:

download 6 (?) month of
news:nl.internet.www.ontwerp
news:nl.internet.www.server-side
or Google those groups and go through the Q+A's and than contact some
of the interesting (wo)men (persons) who are posting there

Great idea.

And no, I don't think I have sufficient PHP/MySQL knowledge

What a pity.

Thanks!
Nico

 

[brucie]

Besides some technical knowledge it is required that you're female, not
older than 16 and have an attractive bottom.

if you close your eyes its difficult to determine how old a mouth is.



[i would just like to make it clear that the little voices made me say
that]

 

[rf]

if you close your eyes its difficult to determine how old a mouth is.

Brown paper bags are usefull.

Sometimes one has to use two.

Cheers
Richard.

 

[John W.]

While sitting in a puddle John W. scribbled in the mud:


Any real skiing, like on tall mountains?

Sorry, all mountains are flattened meanwhile

John OO

 

[John W.]

Great idea.


What a pity.

Yeah.
Need info ?
Call me.

John OO

 

[John W.]

Great idea.

So why didn't you do it ? :-(

What a pity.

John OO

 

[Toby A Inkster]

Sometimes one has to use two.

One for her, and one for you in case hers falls off.

 

[Nico Schuyt]

So why didn't you do it ? :-(

Ah, well, I looked at random at some of the postings, came to the conclusion
it would take me hours to find the right persons and decided to explain my
problem directly.
You saw the reactions. I'm probably killfiled by almost every Dutch
webdesigner
For me it was quite amusing but I'm sorry you were involved in it.
Cheers, Nico
BTW In spite of the fact I triggered one of the larged and most visiteds
threads in years in that ng, nobody contacted me. Maybe there just aren't
experienced webdesigners in Holland (hehehe)

 

[Nico Schuyt]

Need info ?
Call me.

Just did (Mailed to (e-mail address removed))
Cheers, Nico

 

[John W.]

Ah, well, I looked at random at some of the postings, came to the conclusion
it would take me hours to find the right persons and decided to explain my
problem directly.
You saw the reactions. I'm probably killfiled by almost every Dutch
webdesigner
For me it was quite amusing but I'm sorry you were involved in it.
Cheers, Nico
BTW In spite of the fact I triggered one of the larged and most visiteds

Uhoh there were much bigger threads

threads in years in that ng, nobody contacted me. Maybe there just aren't
experienced webdesigners in Holland (hehehe)

Holland is a small country


John OO

 

[William Tasso]

...
BTW In spite of the fact I triggered one of the larged and most
visiteds threads in years in that ng, nobody contacted me. Maybe
there just aren't experienced webdesigners in Holland (hehehe)

hey - sounds like Nico has just found a group ripe for a decent trolling -
all aboard the skylark ;o)

/rushes off to learn Dutch - well, it is Friday.

 

[Samuël van Laere]

i was talking to my lawyer yesterday and he thinks its a good idea if i
leave the country. holland sounds nice.

i cant wait to see the look on my parol officers face when he gets a
xmas card from holland.

Then finnaly we can trade images Brucie


Regards,
Samuël

 

[Samuël van Laere]

The biggest indoor skihall in the world is in The Netherlands

Where at?


Regards,
Samuël
http://www.fortron.net

 

[Mark Parnell]

Sometime around Fri, 12 Dec 2003 06:32:39 GMT, rf is reported to have
stated:

Why not? Roos *like* skiing, when they're not playing aussie rools that is

Is your roo from south of the border, is he?

<aside>
Down at the snow last September, where there are traffic warning signs all
over the place with pictures of roos on them so you know what you just hit
was a roo and not a wombat... someone with way too much time on their hands
and a big black pencil has carefully drawn a pair of skis under each roo and
a set of poles in their hands. Creative grafitti
</aside>

There's one like that in the lower Blue Mountains that has been there for
years.

Serial roo-skiing.

 

[Toby A Inkster]

Creative grafitti

On the London Undergroud on every set of doors there is a sticker saying
"Obstructing the doors can be dangerous".

I have seen this changed to both:

Obstructing the doors can anger us

and

Obstruct the doors be dangerous

 

[rf]

On the London Undergroud on every set of doors there is a sticker saying
"Obstructing the doors can be dangerous".

I have seen this changed to both:

Obstructing the doors can anger us

and

Obstruct the doors be dangerous

I sometimes ski at Charlotte Pass, commonly mispronounced (even on road
signs) as Charlotte's Pass. Guess which P commonly gets yellowed out.

Cheers
Richard.