Why doesn't this blockchain work?

[najasnake12]

Why doesn't my intergalactic cosmic super-advanced blockchain technology work?
def blockchain():
blockchain = blockchain

blockchain()

 

[VBService]

, well, your intergalactic cosmic super-advanced blockchain is so advanced that it decided to loop itself into infinity – a true masterpiece of self-satisfaction!
It's a bit like creating a cleaning robot that spends all eternity cleaning itself instead of tidying up the room. Super advanced? Yes. Useful? Well... not so much.

Try this

def quantum_entanglement_of_infinite_self_references():
    def recursive_self_inspection():
        return recursive_self_inspection

    while True:
        recursive_self_inspection = recursive_self_inspection()

        if recursive_self_inspection is recursive_self_inspection:
            continue
        else:
            break

    return "Mission Accomplished: Infinite Loop of Ultimate Self-Reflection"

blockchain = quantum_entanglement_of_infinite_self_references

quantum_entanglement_of_infinite_self_references(blockchain())

 

[najasnake12]

You're a genius.

 

[najasnake12]

Anywho, I'm going to improve the code to make it more useful:

calculating_the_universe = ''

def quantum_entanglement_of_infinite_self_references(calculating_the_universe):
    def recursive_self_inspection():
        return recursive_self_inspection

    while True:
        calculating_the_mega_multiverse = recursive_self_inspection
        recursive_self_inspection = recursive_self_inspection()

        if recursive_self_inspection is recursive_self_inspection:
            continue
        elif recursive_self_inspection is recursive_self_inspection:
            continue
        elif recursive_self_inspection == recursive_self_inspection:
            continue
        elif recursive_self_inspection != calculating_the_universe:
            continue
        elif recursive_self_inspection == calculating_the_mega_multiverse:
            continue
        elif recursive_self_inspection == calculating_the_mega_multiverse:
            continue
        else:
            break

    return "Mission Accomplished: Infinite Loop of Ultimate Self-Reflection"

blockchain = quantum_entanglement_of_infinite_self_references


result = quantum_entanglement_of_infinite_self_references(calculating_the_universe)

print(result)