How do I create humongous Pop-UP Windows?

Discussion in 'HTML' started by Nicolai P. Zwar, Oct 20, 2003.

  1. Hey, how do I go about creating humongous pop-up windows that take
    complete control over the user's screen, don't allow him to close or
    move the window, delete the back button completely and once and for all,
    and play a loud, loud sound file even if the speakers are set to a low
    volume (or possibly even off). They should be able to regain control
    over their PC only after I have extorted a small fee. Is that something
    HTML can do? I would also like these windows to pop up on people's
    screens no matter which sites they are actually visiting at the moment.

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    Nicolai Zwar
    http://www.nicolaizwar.com
    Nicolai P. Zwar, Oct 20, 2003
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  2. Nicolai P. Zwar

    Whitecrest Guest

    In article <bn0al1$44u$>, says...
    > Hey, how do I go about creating humongous pop-up windows that take
    > complete control over the user's screen, don't allow him to close or
    > move the window, delete the back button completely and once and for all,
    > and play a loud, loud sound file even if the speakers are set to a low
    > volume (or possibly even off).


    Yea those porn site pop ups are pretty awesome arn't they?

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    Whitecrest Entertainment
    www.whitecrestent.com
    Whitecrest, Oct 20, 2003
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  3. Whitecrest wrote:

    > In article <bn0al1$44u$>, says...
    >
    >>Hey, how do I go about creating humongous pop-up windows that take
    >>complete control over the user's screen, don't allow him to close or
    >>move the window, delete the back button completely and once and for all,
    >>and play a loud, loud sound file even if the speakers are set to a low
    >>volume (or possibly even off).

    >
    >
    > Yea those porn site pop ups are pretty awesome arn't they?


    If there were at least any actual porn to see in them, one might be
    willing to grant that they would have at least _some_ however slim use.


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    Nicolai Zwar
    http://www.nicolaizwar.com
    Nicolai P. Zwar, Oct 20, 2003
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