How do I get my KTML pages on the web

[Jeffrey Silverman]

what is the best KTML editor to use?

i have a page i wrote on paper and my friend says that HTML is no longer
being used they use KTML now because K is one better than H

So ho do I get my pages into my computer? They are on paper i used pencil

and some crayon

 

[SpaceGirl]

what is the best KTML editor to use?

i have a page i wrote on paper and my friend says that HTML is no longer
being used they use KTML now because K is one better than H

So ho do I get my pages into my computer? They are on paper i used pencil

and some crayon

A pointy stick dipped in virgins blood works.

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[brucie]

In alt.html Jeffrey Silverman said:

what is the best KTML editor to use?
http://www.interaktonline.com/Products/KTML/Overview/

i have a page i wrote on paper and my friend says that HTML is no longer
being used they use KTML now because K is one better than H

hmmmmmm.... a b c .... h i j k. doesn't k make it 3 better than h?

So ho do I get my pages into my computer? They are on paper i used pencil

a) stuff it in the little hole thats about 31/2" big in the font of your
computer.
b) press the little button that makes the draw come out and place your
paper on it. close draw.

and some crayon

ensure your crayons are non toxic.

 

[Neal]

what is the best KTML editor to use?

Ugh. This question again.

i have a page i wrote on paper and my friend says that HTML is no longer
being used they use KTML now because K is one better than H

That's right, ever since they changed it to XHTML the moral right wing has
banned it for being too racy. KTML has the advantage that you don't need
to learn all those commands, too.

So ho do I get my pages into my computer? They are on paper i used pencil

That's fine.

1) Rub the back of the paper with some glue.

2) Hold the paper, design-side out, in front of the monitor. That's the
big lighty-up shiny thing.

3) Rub firmly.

That's it! Next time your friend pops by for some bean salad, sit him down
at the computer and show him your wonderful Web page!

and some crayon

No, no!! Don't you know that's a big usability problem? You need to start
over. Totally.

If you HAVE to use color in your page, you need to use watercolors or
felt-tip pens. Anything else will cause your dog to explode. If you don't
have a dog, it's going to be someone else's dog. Maybe a little kid's dog.
He might be feeding him when it happens too. He'll probably cry.

Want that on your conscience, mister "I don't care if my page is any good
or not"?

.... I didn't think so.

 

[brucie]

In alt.html Neal said:

If you HAVE to use color in your page, you need to use watercolors or
felt-tip pens. Anything else will cause your dog to explode. If you don't
have a dog, it's going to be someone else's dog. Maybe a little kid's dog.
He might be feeding him when it happens too. He'll probably cry.

shit! i feel so guilty, i just never realized.

 

[Mark Parnell]

KTML has the advantage that you don't need
to learn all those commands, too.

Problem is, it only works on Konqueror, Safari, et al.

 

[Jeffrey Silverman]

That's fine.

1) Rub the back of the paper with some glue.

2) Hold the paper, design-side out, in front of the monitor. That's the
big lighty-up shiny thing.

3) Rub firmly.

That's it! Next time your friend pops by for some bean salad, sit him down
at the computer and show him your wonderful Web page!

i didn't want to use glue yet until you say it looks okay so here is a
screenshot

<http://newtnotes.com/images/fudgy-webpage.jpg>

i hope it looks okay

it was hard to get the screenshot because i tried the
print screen key but it didn't work so my mom came in and took a picture
of it with her dispoesble camera.

thanks for all your help

 

[Nik Coughin]

i didn't want to use glue yet until you say it looks okay so here is a
screenshot

<http://newtnotes.com/images/fudgy-webpage.jpg>

i hope it looks okay

Fixed width -- doesn't make the best use of the available space. No
underlines on links. Good use of white space and colour though.

 

[brucie]

In alt.html Nik Coughin said:

Fixed width -- doesn't make the best use of the available space. No
underlines on links. Good use of white space and colour though.

needs a coffee ring on the lower left

 

[Jan Faerber]

<http://newtnotes.com/images/fudgy-webpage.jpg>

getting familiar with it ... I found this editor today:
Dirt and Pointy Stick - Professional HTML Editor V2.04 -
New Version -
http://editor.usenetshit.info/

 

[Fat Sam]

what is the best KTML editor to use?

i have a page i wrote on paper and my friend says that HTML is no longer
being used they use KTML now because K is one better than H

Is that like Spinal Tap's amplifiers?.....The ones that go to eleven instead
of ten?.....

 

[Jeffrey Silverman]

In alt.html Nik Coughin said:



needs a coffee ring on the lower left

Do note the tiny stormtroopers on the monitor base

 

[Toby Inkster]

<http://newtnotes.com/images/fudgy-webpage.jpg>

I see you have image loading turned off. Is that to show off your alt
attributes?

 

[Jeffrey Silverman]

I see you have image loading turned off. Is that to show off your alt
attributes?

I do?

 

[nice.guy.nige]

While the city slept, Jeffrey Silverman ([email protected]) feverishly
typed...

I do?

Does that mean you're married to Toby now? ;-)

Cheers,
Nige

 

[Jeffrey Silverman]

While the city slept, Jeffrey Silverman ([email protected]) feverishly
typed...


Does that mean you're married to Toby now? ;-)

Cheers,
Nige

Is he cute?