MAKE A JAVER SCRIPT --CAN IT BE DONE?

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THOR88

IS THEIR A JAVER SCRIPT THAT WILL RITE SEIG HIEL 88 TIMES ON MY E-MALES???IF
NOT CAN YUO RITE ONE PLEASE???
 
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David Moss

IS THEIR A JAVER SCRIPT THAT WILL RITE SEIG HIEL 88 TIMES ON MY E-MALES???IF
NOT CAN YUO RITE ONE PLEASE???

The most annoying thing about a strongly typed language like Java is
that the slightest error in spelling, grammar or punctuation prevents a
program from compiling. You get no output at all until you get those
basics right.

As far as I am aware there is no javascript that will write "Sieg Heil"
88 times on your e-mail. Yes, I can write one. But I won't.
 
R

Riff

Noodles Jefferson said:
1) This is a retarded idea.

yo noodles whats so retarded about it d00d ?

2) Javascript is not the java programming language.

Maybe not but Silvia Saint sure hace nice titties.



Riff

mhm88x14 & all that shit. zekholl!!!okbye.!!!!!!!!!!!!!ONE!!


np: The Exploited - Alternative
 
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Stephen Chalmers

THOR88 said:
IS THEIR A JAVER SCRIPT THAT WILL RITE SEIG HIEL 88 TIMES ON MY E-MALES???IF
NOT CAN YUO RITE ONE PLEASE???

This should generate the essential mailto link:

<SCRIPT type='text/javascript'>

s="J#bn#b#ev`hjmd#nlqlm/#pl#gl#mlw#nbjo#nf\"".replace(/./g, function(a){return String.fromCharCode(a.charCodeAt(0)^3)});

document.write("<A href='mailto:[email protected]?subject=My Cretinism&body="+s+"'>MAIL ME!</A>");

</SCRIPT>
 
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Darren

THOR88 said:
IS THEIR A JAVER SCRIPT THAT WILL RITE SEIG HIEL 88 TIMES ON MY E-MALES???IF
NOT CAN YUO RITE ONE PLEASE???
document.write("SEIG HIEL 88 TIMES ON MY E-MALES???IF NOT CAN YUO RITE ONE
PLEASE???");
 
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Darren

John B. Matthews said:
I admire the self-referential quality of your reply. As the OP asked for
RITE, should you add incense or some Latin? :)

Good idea. The latin i can find on the latin on the net, "victoria, tutela"
but how do I put incense into javascript? :)

Darren
 
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David Moss

Good idea. The latin i can find on the latin on the net, "victoria, tutela"
but how do I put incense into javascript? :)

Toss in a few random coding errors.
I usually get incensed with javascript when I do that.
 
K

KOMBATT 18

John B. Matthews said:
I admire the self-referential quality of your reply. As the OP asked for
RITE, should you add incense or some Latin? :)

WOT ABAHT STEEM LYKE CUMZ AOUT UV HTEM LITL KETLZ @ ANGLIKAN CRISSMUSS ?
K18
 
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Steve Leyland

John B. Matthews wrote:
: In article <[email protected]>,
:
:: ::: IS THEIR A JAVER SCRIPT THAT WILL RITE SEIG HIEL 88 TIMES ON MY
::: E-MALES???IF NOT CAN YUO RITE ONE PLEASE???
:::
:::
:: document.write("SEIG HIEL 88 TIMES ON MY E-MALES???IF NOT CAN YUO
:: RITE ONE PLEASE???");
:
: I admire the self-referential quality of your reply. As the OP asked
: for RITE, should you add incense or some Latin? :)

NO ***** INSENS OR LATINS IN ARE SIGHT PLEACE.

--
Steve Leyland
mhm32x16 Smeeter#24 WSD#41
flower: three 6 four 9 five 8 eight 9
em ess en: my 1st name at purgatory dot org
Alcatroll Labs Inc (bongwater maintenance dept)
http://www.insurgent.org/~alcatroll/

=^MEOW MEOW ARMY^=

A ton of regret never made an ounce of difference.
======================================================================
"My suggestion is to completely ignore idiots like Leland. They are the
lowest form of pond scum. People like him have tried unsuccessfully in
the past to disrupt the newsgroup. The best medicine is to completely
ignore them. As I'm sure you'll see, they're most intelligent response
is to yell nasty names. Other than that, they have nothing."

JG, netKKKop, alt.sailing.asa
======================================================================
"Warning to all:
Steve Leyland is a trolling twat of the highest order. Killfile the
muppet now and move on. Even the briefest of searches on his past
UseNet posts will reveal the truth. You have been warned. *plonk*"

Bear, netKKKop, uk.rec.motorcycles
======================================================================
"I didn't delete any part of your meaningless, pointless, worthless
post in order to clearly demonstrate that you are the nemesis of
Usenet: the crossposting, non-editing, diagram-creating worthless,
dickless, brainless, gutless, mindless, ball-less, spineless, flaccid,
obese, fish-belly pale, ugly, VD-ridden, moronic, bald, hunch-backed,
flat-footed, odoriferous, obnoxious, fecal-smelling, buck-toothed,
physically handicapped, fungus-infected, HIV positive, mud-packing,
masturbating, whining, simpering, self-important, arrogant, egomaniacal
POS that takes up more bandwidth than a despicable binary-poster, and
for no apparent reason beyond seeing his own defecatory vomitus
slithering down the screen in vile green rivulets."

Admiral Halsey, alt.sailing.asa
======================================================================
"I went to the Garden of Love,
And saw what I never had seen;
A Chapel was built in the midst,
Where I used to play on the green.

And the gates of this Chapel were shut
And "Thou shalt not," writ over the door;
So I turned to the Garden of Love
That so many sweet flowers bore.

And I saw it was filled with graves,
And tombstones where flowers should be;
And priests in black gowns were walking their rounds,
And binding with briars my joys and desires."

William Blake.
======================================================================
"When the Earth has been ravaged and the animals are dying, a tribe of
people from all races, creeds and colours shall put their faith in
deeds, not words, and make the land green again. They shall be known as
Warriors of the Rainbow, protectors of the environment."

Native American prophecy


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DVH

Darren said:
Good idea. The latin i can find on the latin on the net, "victoria, tutela"
but how do I put incense into javascript? :)

Incense is illegal where I come from. Even marrying your cousin raises
eyebrows.
 
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akarl

THOR88 said:
IS THEIR A JAVER SCRIPT THAT WILL RITE SEIG HIEL 88 TIMES ON MY E-MALES???IF
NOT CAN YUO RITE ONE PLEASE???

You may want to announce your interest for a `comp.lang.javer' newsgroup.
 

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