OT: Those delicious Malted Milk Easter Eggs...

[Ed Jay]

Blinky the Shark scribed:

wrote:


Don't. She sure doesn't hesitate to spank me.

It's the diaper.

The masochist says, "Hit me!," and the sadist replies, "No!"

Neredbojias, when do my residuals begin for the photo I uploaded? I'm
waiting for my check.

 

[Blinky the Shark]

<irony>But don't forget that cruelty-for-cruelty's-sake is one of the most
highly-evolved phenomena in the known universe...</irony> Heck, sometimes
I even feel guilty spanking my mistress.

Don't. She sure doesn't hesitate to spank me.

 

[Neredbojias]

Don't. She sure doesn't hesitate to spank me.

<g> Only because she knows you enjoy it.

 

[Neredbojias]

It's the diaper.

The masochist says, "Hit me!," and the sadist replies, "No!"

Neredbojias, when do my residuals begin for the photo I uploaded? I'm
waiting for my check.

I don't recall seeing any "Ed Jay" in the uploader's list...

 

[Ed Jay]

Neredbojias scribed:

I don't recall seeing any "Ed Jay" in the uploader's list...

I pressed submit too fast. You have a photo of the yellow wildflower
shrouded hills and ocean I took from my window last weekend. You can barely
see Catalina Island on the left.

Now, where's my check? I know, it's in the mail.

 

[Blinky the Shark]

I don't recall seeing any "Ed Jay" in the uploader's list...

There's a Blinky. How about *my* check.

 

[Blinky the Shark]

<g> Only because she knows you enjoy it.

That's a sign of a good mistress.

 

[Neredbojias]

I pressed submit too fast. You have a photo of the yellow wildflower
shrouded hills and ocean I took from my window last weekend. You can
barely see Catalina Island on the left.

Now, where's my check? I know, it's in the mail.

-A very nice pic, too. The check was all made out and ready to mail.
Unfortunately, the dog ate it. Better luck next time.

 

[Neredbojias]

There's a Blinky. How about *my* check.

That was a nice one, too, but it's against company policy to give
remuneration for pictures of fish. The CEO got a tuna bone caught in his
throat one time and...

 

[Neredbojias]

That's a sign of a good mistress.

I look for bowleggedness and a propensity to ululate, myself.

 

[Blinky the Shark]

That was a nice one, too, but it's against company policy to give
remuneration for pictures of fish. The CEO got a tuna bone caught in his
throat one time and...

Okay, then, here's another -- not fishy.

<uploads a photo I took of a poaching pelican>

 

[Blinky the Shark]

I look for bowleggedness and a propensity to ululate, myself.

And, of course, a flat head to set your beer on.

 

[Neredbojias]

Okay, then, here's another -- not fishy.

<uploads a photo I took of a poaching pelican>

Oh, that's artistic. And good quality, too. However, our fiscal year
ended the day before yesterday and now we have to submit a request for
funds for the new fiscal year - a process that last year took almost a year
to complete. You can see the problem.

 

[Neredbojias]

And, of course, a flat head to set your beer on.

He he, first time I heard that one. I like it!

 

[Blinky the Shark]

He he, first time I heard that one. I like it!

It's part of a triad of qualities of the "perfect woman": about this
tall (point at your waist), big ears (pretend to grab one in each
hand like handles), and a flat head to set your beer on.

 

[Neredbojias]

It's part of a triad of qualities of the "perfect woman": about this
tall (point at your waist), big ears (pretend to grab one in each
hand like handles), and a flat head to set your beer on.

Whaddya do, hold onto her head so she don't move too much and spill the
beer?

 

[Blinky the Shark]

Whaddya do, hold onto her head so she don't move too much and spill the
beer?

Kinda loses it in the explanation, but I guess it's already lost so what
the hell; read my paragraph again while thinking "blow job".

 

[Neredbojias]

Kinda loses it in the explanation, but I guess it's already lost so what
the hell; read my paragraph again while thinking "blow job".

Heck, I know that! I was just playing dumb. (It's a habit I picked up
from Jukka.)

 

[Blinky the Shark]

Heck, I know that! I was just playing dumb. (It's a habit I picked up
from Jukka.)

You're apparently very accomplished at that.

 

[Neredbojias]

You're apparently very accomplished at that.

Har har hardy har har! Better go easy on the liquids, too much fresh water
makes fish irrational.