Any Volunteers to help with a web page

[DaKitty]

Without quill or qualm, DaKitty quothed:

I only volunteer if I get paid. Since that's a non-sequitur, you can see
how often I volunteer.

I volunteer to get paid to do nothing.

[hey, it should go both ways, you know]

Nothing is boring. 't should be something interesting and productive
like, uh, interacting with a newsgroup.

(...Anyone wanna send me a check, they can.)

Well, there's so much you can do talking to just a computer all day long.
Newsgroups... A way to make the computer talk back

 

[neredbojias]

Without quill or qualm, DaKitty quothed:

Well, there's so much you can do talking to just a computer all day long.
Newsgroups... A way to make the computer talk back

Whaddya think I do, walk up to my computer and say, "Nice 'puter, you're
not going to crash on me today, are ya?

Perhaps you've been pounding the keys too long.

 

[DaKitty]

Without quill or qualm, DaKitty quothed:


Whaddya think I do, walk up to my computer and say, "Nice 'puter, you're
not going to crash on me today, are ya?

*giggle*
Don't we all do that?
well, in addition, I look at my 2 cats, and say, 'Nice Kitty', you're not
going to puke on the carpet today, are ya?

Perhaps you've been pounding the keys too long.

who? me? Naaaaaaah!
I just replaced a keyboard cause the letters wore off.
Darn the quality of keyboard letter paint isn't what it used to be

 

[neredbojias]

Without quill or qualm, DaKitty quothed:

*giggle*
Don't we all do that?
well, in addition, I look at my 2 cats, and say, 'Nice Kitty', you're not
going to puke on the carpet today, are ya?

One time I mixed some corn in with my dog's meaty food and he, uh, did
more than 'puke' on the carpet...

who? me? Naaaaaaah!
I just replaced a keyboard cause the letters wore off.
Darn the quality of keyboard letter paint isn't what it used to be

I do mine every year or so. They outta make a keybord cigarette ashes-,
donut crumbs-, and coke spill-proof. The mouse doesn't last much longer
but at least I have the consolation of saving the little ball inside to
throw at my neighbors.

 

[Duende]

While sitting in a puddle neredbojias scribbled in the mud:

One time I mixed some corn in with my dog's meaty food and he, uh, did
more than 'puke' on the carpet...

Left a corndog?