Need help spamming

[Hywel Jenkins]

See, that's the advice I need! With water? Or should I go with oil
right from the start?

If you use oil that would be frying.

 

[Philip Ronan]

If you use oil that would be frying.

.... and he's obviously fried his brain already.

 

[Greg N.]

Don't people think it's "cool" to be the minority these days?
Non-conformity and all that...

No, that was 35 years ago. These days, it's hip to be square.

 

[mbstevens]

No, that was 35 years ago. These days, it's hip to be square.

Most who are actually 'hip' (a subset of the postwar cohort) now need
hip replacement.

 

[Tony]

Who made you spokesman for "most of us"? :\

Who said I did? Either way you can't make sweeping statements on behalf
of "the majority" without knowing who the majority are.

Most of think that the rest of us don't.

 

[Neredbojias]

With neither quill nor qualm, MGW quothed:

Lucky you - every day this week seems like Monday ;-(

So buy a tonsorial parlor.

 

[CJM]

Lucky you - every day this week seems like Monday ;-(

I hear you. That was last week for me.... seemed like it would never end.

 

[CJM]

Perhaps they do. I don't know, I'm pretty much as "square" as it gets :\

I thought you were on the round side??

 

[CJM]

Apparently. I don't remember it, perhaps it wasn't very big in the UK
?

Big enough for me to remember it... vaguely...

 

[Dylan Parry]

Pondering the eternal question of "Hobnobs or Rich Tea?", CJM finally
proclaimed:

I thought you were on the round side??

Cheeky sod! I am slim and pretty much in shape, but like everyone else I
will never be quite happy with my body.

 

[Alan Little]

Carved in mystic runes upon the very living rock, the last words of
Lachlan Hunt of alt.www.webmaster make plain:

.localhost isn't a TLD, so there's no '.'. Try these:

I have a .loc TLD on my machine, with a dozen domains. For a reasonable
fee I can give you as many addresses as you want, up to
2.0713404613304730378396643254839e+101 (39^63 * 12)

 

[Alan Little]

Carved in mystic runes upon the very living rock, the last words of
GreyWyvern of alt.www.webmaster make plain:

And lo, Dylan Parry didst speak in aww, ah & ciwah:


Obviously "most of us" does *not* include you since I do not recieve
your messages.


Don't people think it's "cool" to be the minority these days?
Non-conformity and all that...

Always remember that you are unique. Just like everyone else.

 

[Alan Little]

Carved in mystic runes upon the very living rock, the last words of

You make me sad.

And unfortunately the 867 5309 number just dates me

Did you get that number on a wall?

 

[Alan Little]

Carved in mystic runes upon the very living rock, the last words of
Auggie of alt.www.webmaster make plain:

Since the post originated in Europe and was such an obvious (and lame)
attempt at trolling,

I thought it was an obvious attempt at humor, and rather funny.

 

[Alan Little]

Carved in mystic runes upon the very living rock, the last words of CJM
of alt.www.webmaster make plain:

I didn't actually regard you, kim et al in that context, but most of
the others....


Phillip, Jonathon, Auggie, Travis...


Actually *I* was trolling there. Actually I was conducting a
scientific experiment to compare how many Americans would be offended
by the accusation that they had no sense of humour vs the number of
others who were offended by the accusation that they were American.

Hmmm. As an American, I'm not quite sure what to make of that.....

 

[Matt Probert]

Pondering the eternal question of "Hobnobs or Rich Tea?", CJM finally
proclaimed:


Cheeky sod! I am slim and pretty much in shape, but like everyone else I
will never be quite happy with my body.

I expect Brucie should be happy with your body, if you'd like to
donate it to him (notice I resisted the urge to say 'give it to him')

Matt

 

[CJM]

Pondering the eternal question of "Hobnobs or Rich Tea?", CJM finally
proclaimed:


Cheeky sod! I am slim and pretty much in shape, but like everyone else I
will never be quite happy with my body.

lol. Perhaps I read too much into your 'belly off your shoes' comment
elsewhere in the thread...

 

[Dylan Parry]

Pondering the eternal question of "Hobnobs or Rich Tea?", CJM finally
proclaimed:

lol. Perhaps I read too much into your 'belly off your shoes' comment
elsewhere in the thread...

Yes, perhaps you did ITIM that I was trying to avoid getting fat if
at all possible, but I do have a long way to go before my shoes a belly
button get to say hi to each other!

 

[Amun]

Hi,

So I've decided to take up spamming. I mean, I'm too old to start
work as a prostitute, and there is simply no margin in terrorism
(trust me, I've checked). So what the heck.

Does anyone have a list of say 10,000,000 e-mail addresses they'd send
me? I've gotten some spam mails about that, but they want money. And
since I'm just starting up, I'd rather just get them for free.

Or how does mail-server hijacking work? Something about worms, right?
Gosh, I'm so embarassed that I have to ask these newbie questions.

And I hope this isn't too off-topic for this group. I wouldn't want
to annoy anyone with excessive non-sequitor mailings. At least not
for free.

Thanks so much,

Steve "Scooter" Johnson
San Francisco, California
(415) 867 5309

Don't think you are too old to be a prosty-toot.
There are always customers for go-getters who are willing to do an honest
day's (night's) work for an honest day's pay.

AMUN

 

[Paul Ding]

Always remember that you are unique. Just like everyone else.

And that everyone is unhappy with your body.