Usability Job Opportunities

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Andy Jacobs

Nope, I don't have a public website for the business. My business
caters to a few large companies. They know how to contact me, and I'm
not looking for other work.

But actually, yes, there is a website for it. However, it's private and
password protected. Those who need to know about it do.

ROFLMAO!!!!!!

And I'm in the SAS.

Please, please, please. If there's one person out there who supports this
tosser, please put your hand up now.

Then, please, please, please, Jerry, if nobody puts there head above the
parapet will you accept that everyone hates you and at least stop posting
into uk.net.web.authoring.
 
C

Cujo DeSockpuppet

On Sun, 06 Jan 2008 13:22:46 -0500, Jerry Stuckle



Keep your spamming bullshite out of alt.fucknozzles you tedious, over
quoting, pontificating, sanctimonious, self righteous, Emu molesting,
Alpaca scat fetishist, Llama fellating picayune.

Jerry, your whines *are* off topic in alt.fucknozzles. Kindly stick to the
subjects that are on topic in this forum.

Cujo - The Official Overseer of Kooks and Trolls in alt.fucknozzles.
 
K

K. A. Cannon

On Sun, 06 Jan 2008 13:22:46 -0500, Jerry Stuckle

Nope. You're a trolling fraud. But I'm not a hypocrite. I don't spam.

Keep your spamming bullshite out of alt.fucknozzles you tedious, over
quoting, pontificating, sanctimonious, self righteous, Emu molesting,
Alpaca scat fetishist, Llama fellating picayune.


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J

Jerry Stuckle

Gary said:
You're really good at being wrong, Stikkie.

ROFLMAO! More three-year-old name calling, from the troll.
Viper? He's a luser too. Neither of you have any control over it or
over yourselves.

And so is everyone who disagrees with you, troll. The difference being
- most of the internet disagrees with you!
...

You said earlier that off topic is spam. Deny away, luser.

Wrong again, troll. But you can't understand simple English.
It's quite material. You don't get to decide. I do.

You get to decide only for YOUR CUSTOMERS. No one else.
Wow, you finally figured it out. Who told you? You surely didn't
come up with it on your own.

I've known it all along, dipshit. Unlike you, I'm not stoopid.

You crosspost there.

You claimed I posted there, dipshit.
\>

You crosspost there too. But then, you're too clueless to understand
that means you post there.

And you claimed I posted there - not crossposting.

And you crosspost there, also. But that's because you started the
crossposting to that newsgroup.
Add dipshit to the list of ways you copy what I say. Thanks, poodle.
You're well on your way to an award.

No problem, because I OWN YOU, troll!
Mine aren't? Got proof? OOPS, you lied again.

ROFLMAO! Troll.
You couldn't if you wanted to, Jerry. Face it, you're a luser.

I could if I wanted it. It doesn't take any brains. You're proof of
that. I just have no need or desire to do so.

You do realise others are reading what you write, eh Jerry? Starting
sentences with "and" is another of your little quirks.

Yep, dipshit. But you wouldn't know.

Not at all. dipshit. Because I OWN YOU.

What's the matter, stoopid? Can't find it? You're so all-powerful, you
should be able to locate it easily.


Nope, I don't need to announce it to you or anyone else.

But I OWN YOU, troll.
Why? Based on your suggestions to others, it's gotta suck.

You wouldn't know a good web site if it bit you in the ass. But you
can't find it. So you think it must suck.

Rather than admitting something that simple is beyond your capabilities.
Still claiming that without proof, eh Jerry?






8 or 9 times in one post. Good for you, poodle. I command, you jump.
Good poodle.

Yep, I OWN YOU, troll!

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G

Gary L. Burnore

And so is everyone who disagrees with you, troll. The difference being
- most of the internet disagrees with you!

You keep claiming that, poodle, but no one is standing up with you.
You claimed I posted there, dipshit.

You're claiming there's a difference, poodle?
I could if I wanted it.


Liar. Just as you lied when you said you were going to ignore me. You
can't. You won't. Poor little poodle.



[snip a lot of the poodle claiming he owns his master snipped]

You wouldn't know a good web site if it bit you in the ass. But you
can't find it. So you think it must suck.

No, I think it must suck becuase YOU suck. Your suggestions and
opinions suck. If I had tried to find your website, you'd have proof
of it in the form of logs. Got any? Nope.
Yep, I OWN YOU, troll!

Too funny, poodle. You've followed up to every single post I make,
little owned one. You follow up only to repeat what I say to you. Talk
about childish.

Now jump, poodle, jump.

--
Jerry, after being informed he's owned:

From: Jerry Stuckle <[email protected]>
Message-ID: <[email protected]>

I OWN YOU, Troll. And you've proven it.


Jerry claims suing is illegal

From: Jerry Stuckle <[email protected]>
Message-ID: <[email protected]>

You'd like that, wouldn't you? But I don't need to sue you. There
are other ways to handle people like you. I prefer the legal ways.



Jerry on websites:

From: Jerry Stuckle <[email protected]>
Message-ID: <[email protected]>
> On Sat, 05 Jan 2008 23:57:07 -0500, Jerry Stuckle

>
> Go for it, dipshit. I've been called far worse. My employer is
> DataBasix.com. OOPS! Too bad for you.
>

Oh, you mean the one who can't even keep a website running?
ROFLMAO!

While also saying

From: Jerry Stuckle <[email protected]>
Message-ID: <[email protected]>

WRONG ANSWER, FRAUD. It has been and is registered. You just
can't find a web page for it. Sorry, troll.


Another lie set:

From: Jerry Stuckle <[email protected]>
In-Reply-To: <[email protected]>
Message-ID: <[email protected]>
>
> Because you're owned. Owned owned owned.
>
...
So from now on I'll just ignore you - like the ignorant
should be.

and then

From: Jerry Stuckle <[email protected]>
In-Reply-To: <[email protected]>
Message-ID: said:
> How's that "ignoring me" thing going, Jerry?

Nope, I don't need to ignore you, Gary. I OWN YOU.
And you keep proving it. ROFLMAO, ignorant twit.
 
J

Jerry Stuckle

Andy said:
ROFLMAO!!!!!!

And I'm in the SAS.

Please, please, please. If there's one person out there who supports this
tosser, please put your hand up now.

Then, please, please, please, Jerry, if nobody puts there head above the
parapet will you accept that everyone hates you and at least stop posting
into uk.net.web.authoring.

Andy,

Quite frankly, I really don't give a damn what you think. You don't
like it? Ignore the thread.

--
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==================
 
J

Jerry Stuckle

Gary said:
You keep claiming that, poodle, but no one is standing up with you.


You're claiming there's a difference, poodle?

ROFLMAO! Just echoing what you've already claimed.
Liar. Just as you lied when you said you were going to ignore me. You
can't. You won't. Poor little poodle.

Nope, not hard at all. But I am wondering - who did you get to do it
for you?
[snip a lot of the poodle claiming he owns his master snipped]

You wouldn't know a good web site if it bit you in the ass. But you
can't find it. So you think it must suck.

No, I think it must suck becuase YOU suck. Your suggestions and
opinions suck. If I had tried to find your website, you'd have proof
of it in the form of logs. Got any? Nope.

ROFLMAO! Looks like there are a lot of people on usenet who think you
suck, troll.

But that's OK - I OWN YOU!
Too funny, poodle. You've followed up to every single post I make,
little owned one. You follow up only to repeat what I say to you. Talk
about childish.

Now jump, poodle, jump.

Yep, try again, troll. I OWN YOU! ROFLMAO!

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J

Jerry Stuckle

K. A. Cannon said:
On Sun, 06 Jan 2008 13:22:46 -0500, Jerry Stuckle



Keep your spamming bullshite out of alt.fucknozzles you tedious, over
quoting, pontificating, sanctimonious, self righteous, Emu molesting,
Alpaca scat fetishist, Llama fellating picayune.

ROFLMAO! Why not find out who added your newsgroup to this list,
anyway? It sure wasn't me.

--
==================
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JDS Computer Training Corp.
(e-mail address removed)
==================
 
J

Jerry Stuckle

Cujo said:
Jerry, your whines *are* off topic in alt.fucknozzles. Kindly stick to the
subjects that are on topic in this forum.

Cujo - The Official Overseer of Kooks and Trolls in alt.fucknozzles.

I am talking about one particular troll.

But maybe you should go back and figure out who added your newsgroup to
the list in the first place. It wasn't I.

--
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JDS Computer Training Corp.
(e-mail address removed)
==================
 
G

Gary L. Burnore

Andy,

Quite frankly, I really don't give a damn what you think.

Yep. Sums you up to a T, Jerry.
You don't care what the readers of comp.lang.php think.
You don't care what the readers of alt.www.webmaster
You don't care what the readers of alt.html think.
You don't care what the readers of uk.net.web.authoring think.
You don't care what the readers of comp.infosystems.www.authoring.html
think.
You don't care what the readers of alt.usenet.kooks think.
You don't care what the readers of alt.fucknozzles think.

You want all of them to care about what YOU say (since you can't
really think). But you can't return the sentiment because you're a
k00k.

Poor poodle. I'm actaully feeling sorry for you. Oh, well, no. I'm
not.

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G

Gary L. Burnore

Nope, not hard at all. But I am wondering - who did you get to do it
for you?

Damn, poodle. You're losing it. Maybe if you didn't try to follow up
to every single post I make, you could come up with one or two quality
posts? Naw, it's like your other posts in comp.lang.php and
alt.www.webmaster; You feel its better to post somethng wrong just so
you post. You're jealous if someone else "posts first" (as evidence
by your belief that others are jealous if you do). YOU think that
people actually believe what you write. But how can they, when they
know you're really just a fraud?

Poor poodle. Sit.
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G

Gary L. Burnore

ROFLMAO! Why not find out who added your newsgroup to this list,
anyway? It sure wasn't me.

Gonna claim it was ME, poodle? More proof you're owned.

(Que a "no, I own you" post by the poodle.

Go on, Jerry. You know you must. You have NO CHOICE.


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D

Dick Gaughan

[newsgroups trimmed]

In <C3A6EC3C.F269%[email protected]> on Sun, 06 Jan 2008
20:36:12 +0000 said:
Then, please, please, please, Jerry, if nobody puts there head above the
parapet will you accept that everyone hates you and at least stop posting
into uk.net.web.authoring.


These may help with understanding the nature of the beast you're
dealing with -

http://www.dickgaughan.co.uk/usenet/guide/faq07-fwit.html
http://www.dickgaughan.co.uk/usenet/guide/fwit-faq.html


Don't mention it, happy to assist :)

And remember, IAFWAFIAWMWWA
 
A

Andy Jacobs

Andy,

Quite frankly, I really don't give a damn what you think.

See that's what worries me. That's why I suspect you might have a very real
personality disorder. I'm not saying this to be contentious, I'm saying
this as someone who cares for another human being. I have had psychiatric
nursing training and worked for 3 years in an institution with many people
with severe personality disorders including paranoid schizophrenia and manic
depression.

You see, on the one hand, you keep saying that you don't care what people
think, but on the other hand you appear to have a need to defend your
opinions 'to the death'.

It could be a repressed memory which is causing a schizophrenic tendency.
Or maybe the onset of a spot of depression.

Good people: I know it makes Jerry look like a complete cocksucker but he's
obviously in pain. It's a cry for help, the need for attention that drives
him.

If you want to help, please stop replying to his posts.

Gary: You've won. Let it go now.
 
C

Cujo DeSockpuppet

I am talking about one particular troll.

But maybe you should go back and figure out who added your newsgroup
to the list in the first place. It wasn't I.

You're whining in it now, fuckhead. It's off topic in my newsgroup. Read
the fucking charter. What part of that don't you understand?
 
G

Gary L. Burnore

[newsgroups trimmed]

In <C3A6EC3C.F269%[email protected]> on Sun, 06 Jan 2008
20:36:12 +0000 said:
Then, please, please, please, Jerry, if nobody puts there head above the
parapet will you accept that everyone hates you and at least stop posting
into uk.net.web.authoring.


These may help with understanding the nature of the beast you're
dealing with -

http://www.dickgaughan.co.uk/usenet/guide/faq07-fwit.html
http://www.dickgaughan.co.uk/usenet/guide/fwit-faq.html

Fortunately for the humor factor, Jerry won't understand that he's all
those things and will happily plug along with his "I don't care what
anyone thinks of me" attitude.

Isn't my poodle well trained? :)

Don't mention it, happy to assist :)
Thx!


And remember, IAFWAFIAWMWWA
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J

Jerry Stuckle

Gary said:
Yep. Sums you up to a T, Jerry.
You don't care what the readers of comp.lang.php think.
You don't care what the readers of alt.www.webmaster
You don't care what the readers of alt.html think.
You don't care what the readers of uk.net.web.authoring think.
You don't care what the readers of comp.infosystems.www.authoring.html
think.
You don't care what the readers of alt.usenet.kooks think.
You don't care what the readers of alt.fucknozzles think.

You want all of them to care about what YOU say (since you can't
really think). But you can't return the sentiment because you're a
k00k.

Poor poodle. I'm actaully feeling sorry for you. Oh, well, no. I'm
not.

ROFLMAO! Once again you have proven you can't understand plain English.

And once again proving that I OWN YOU, troll.

--
==================
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(e-mail address removed)
==================
 
G

Gary L. Burnore

See that's what worries me. That's why I suspect you might have a very real
personality disorder. I'm not saying this to be contentious, I'm saying
this as someone who cares for another human being. I have had psychiatric
nursing training and worked for 3 years in an institution with many people
with severe personality disorders including paranoid schizophrenia and manic
depression.

You see, on the one hand, you keep saying that you don't care what people
think, but on the other hand you appear to have a need to defend your
opinions 'to the death'.

It could be a repressed memory which is causing a schizophrenic tendency.
Or maybe the onset of a spot of depression.

Good people: I know it makes Jerry look like a complete cocksucker but he's
obviously in pain. It's a cry for help, the need for attention that drives
him.

If you want to help, please stop replying to his posts.

Gary: You've won. Let it go now.

Where's the fun in that? My poodle needs more training if I'm gonna
be up for an award! I've already got him replying to every single
post I make. What say if, after this post, I ensure I remove
uk.net... from the newgroups line. (I should have sooner anyway)

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A

Andy Jacobs

[newsgroups trimmed]

In <C3A6EC3C.F269%[email protected]> on Sun, 06 Jan 2008
20:36:12 +0000 said:
Then, please, please, please, Jerry, if nobody puts there head above the
parapet will you accept that everyone hates you and at least stop posting
into uk.net.web.authoring.


These may help with understanding the nature of the beast you're
dealing with -

http://www.dickgaughan.co.uk/usenet/guide/faq07-fwit.html
http://www.dickgaughan.co.uk/usenet/guide/fwit-faq.html


Don't mention it, happy to assist :)


<quote>
There is an old saying - "Never try to teach a pig to sing, it just wastes
your time and annoys the pig".

And another - "If you wrestle with a pig in mud you both get dirty - and the
pig likes it."
</quote>

V Funny!!!
 
G

Gary L. Burnore

[uk.net.web.authoring removed at their request]


You're whining in it now, fuckhead. It's off topic in my newsgroup. Read
the fucking charter. What part of that don't you understand?

You will find my poodle believes the same rules he tries to apply to
others does not apply to him. Others MAKE him keep the followups the
same. He believes off topic posts to groups he frequents are spam but
that his posts, off topic everywhere, are not.

--
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