Warmer climate may shrink Australian birds

[cyber news]

Warmer climate may shrink Australian birds

Australian bird species are getting smaller due to global warming,
suggest researchers.Evolutionary biologist Dr Janet Gardner of the

Australian National Universityin Canberra, and colleagues,
report their findings this week online in the
Proceedings of the Royal Society B.


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[Andrew Thompson]

 Warmer climate may shrink Australian birds

Good. Those f*ckin' Emus need some shrinkin'.
Trouble is, I just can't find a pot big enough
for 'em.

 

[Andreas Leitgeb]

Good. Those f*ckin' Emus need some shrinkin'.
Trouble is, I just can't find a pot big enough
for 'em.

No one ever told me what it is, that they're emulating...

 

[Mike Schilling]

No one ever told me what it is, that they're emulating...

They process text files by emulating auk.

 

[Lew]

They process text files by emulating auk.

Then protect them using public-kiwi cryptography.

 

[Andreas Leitgeb]

Then protect them using public-kiwi cryptography.

With that idea, ya'll sure become ta m ost rich...

 

[Mike Schilling]

With that idea, ya'll sure become ta m ost rich...

Really? Tell me moa!

 

[Andreas Leitgeb]

Can't right now: I'm between a roc and a hard place.

Roc? It's a yer's, innit?

 

[Andrew Thompson]

Good.  Those f*ckin' Emus need some shrinkin'.
Trouble is, I just can't find a pot big enough
for 'em.

Plus, I almost forgot. When you're neighbour
curses you with "May all your chickens turn into
emus and kick your dunny door down", it will not
be a serious threat, so you can go to his barbie
& sink all his tinnies & stubbies without fear of
retribution.

Bloody bewdy!

(BTW and I liked the entire Kiwi themed sub-thread.
To quote Ocker poet Jimmy Barnes - "F'ckin' classic!")