Writing a virtual Santa Claus in C ?

[Bruno Beam]

Can I write a virtual Santa Claus in C who will come to me on
Christmas ?

Or is C an satanic programming language that will turn Santa into
Satan Claus who will just infect my computer with spambots and rape me
with the mouse?

Please help!

 

[geowar]

Can I write a virtual Santa Claus in C who will come to me on
Christmas ?

No, you have to use C++ for that.

 

[Artie Gold]

Can I write a virtual Santa Claus in C who will come to me on
Christmas ?

Or is C an satanic programming language that will turn Santa into
Satan Claus who will just infect my computer with spambots and rape me
with the mouse?

Please help!

<deadpan>
As this would require non-standard platform-specific extensions, you're
off topic here. However, as C is a general purpose programming language,
given appropriate extensions either effect could be achieved.
</deadpan>

HTH,
--ag

 

[Malcolm]

Can I write a virtual Santa Claus in C who will come to me on
Christmas ?

/*
virtual santa
*/

int main(void)
{
char request[1024];
printf("What do you want for Christmas?\n");
fgets(request, 1024, stdin);
if(!strchr(request, '\n'))
printf("Cinders for a greedy child\n");
else
printf("Ho ho ho ho ho, here' s a %s\n", request);
}

Or is C an satanic programming language that will turn Santa into
Satan Claus who will just infect my computer with spambots and rape me
with the mouse?

/*
evil santa
*/

void main(void)
{
char request[1024];

printf("What do you want for Christmas?\n");
gets(request):
printf("Ho ho ho ho, here',s a%s\n", request);
}

 

[Adam]

A language like Santa clause..... hmmm.
How about hookey-dookey looo(IE it doesn't exist)