Well bust mah britches and call me cheeky, on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 23:16:58 GMT
dorayme scribed:
As I said, the females I see are more a greeny colour, not so
nice. My god how lovely is the male though.
He's blue. If you like blue, hold your breath and look in a mirror.
Come down for a snorkel. I would like to see the fear on your
face as we both jumped into the bay, knowing all the horrid
things you have said to me for ages and knowing that under the
water, I might have fitted out Officer Bud White in Navy Seals
operational gear (complete with weaponry) with certain
instructions and none of them as gentle as css ones.
I've already got a snorkel. Nevertheless, thanks for extending the invite
but aeroplanes and me don't get along. It's not fear of, it's the oxygen-
deprivation factor. Taking a schooner is an option but that's slow,
expensive, and I might run into Blinky on the way when he's in a bad mood.
Btw, what "horrid things"? I feel like I've been the perfect gentleman at
all times except when certain female critters are trying to hornswaggle me
with their vile, deceptive ways.